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Modern Philosophers
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~ Betsy Salkind... Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years ~ Jean Kerr... The only reason they say " Women and children first" is to test the strength of the lifeboats ~Emo Philips... A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match fo...
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Good Commercial
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Bet You'll Never Guess What This Ad Is About.........!!
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Three Moles.
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There once was a papa mole, a mumma mole and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse.Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, Mmmm, I smell sausage!Mumma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, Mmmm, I smell pancakes!Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but...
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Pecker Checker
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An important and relevant question our parliament will have to debate: Who pays the Checker? There are important questions to be answered about recent LGBT bathroom legislation and whether transgender people will be permitted to use a restroom of the gender that they "identify" with or be require...
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Happy Trucker.
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A trucker is driving down the road and runs out of gas. A few moments later, a bee flies in his window.What seems to be the problem? asked the bee. Im out of gas, the man replied. The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and i...
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Will You Live to see 90?
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I recently picked a new GP. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age (I've just reached 80).A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 90?'He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard li...
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Macca's.
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Batman.
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Stutter
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Shopping in Retirement
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After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Kmart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the l...
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Alcohol problem solved.
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Drink as much as you like...............
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Merely a cat
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Philosophy
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The gift.
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Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers.One evening, they chatted after having dinner together. Theydiscussed the 95th birthday gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who moved to Florida .The first said, "You know I had a big house built for M...
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Drunk not stupid.
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Irish Vasectomy
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After having their 11th child, an Irish couple decided that that was enough, as they couldn't afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children ... The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the pr...
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Critic
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Use the Car
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Not in the kitchen Pa.
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Ma and Pa were two old hillbillies living out on a farm up in the hills. Pa has found out that the hole under the outhouse is full. He goes into the house and tells Ma that he doesnt know what to do to empty the hole. Ma says, Why dont you go ask the youngn down the road? He must be smart cause hes a college gradjya...
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Why math is important.
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