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The rabbi and the priest
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A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?" The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs." The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?" To wh...
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Bobdown
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0
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822
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Tech support.
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Dear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valua...
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Possum3
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2
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1095
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No Jumper Leads.
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Possum3
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5
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1394
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Pilots v Maintenance Engineers
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Been around for a while but I've always liked this: Aircraft stuff
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Mike Harding
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1
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947
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Truism.
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Possum3
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10
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1425
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Covid
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Recoup
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1
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1118
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Bowelled over.
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Possum3
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0
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902
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Dough
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Listen/read very quickly at the end..........funny Cheers Bob
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Bobdown
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4
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1314
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An obedient wife.
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Roy E
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1
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1190
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Coffee/tea.
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Possum3
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1
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1042
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Tinder.
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Possum3
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1
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884
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I'd have second thoughts .............
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Possum3
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0
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675
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Feet.
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Possum3
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3
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1354
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Sir, Yes Sir.
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Possum3
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0
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651
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DMaxer
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Possum3
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2
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1268
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Heavenly.
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Possum3
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0
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540
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Gilligan.
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Possum3
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2
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810
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Shocking.
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What were electric eels called before electricity was invented?
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Possum3
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3
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576
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Batman - Catwoman.
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Possum3
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0
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466
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No plumber needed.
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Possum3
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0
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387
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