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Bed time.
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Possum3
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0
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577
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From the child-bride.
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1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.4. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.5. Men are all the same - they just h...
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Possum3
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0
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501
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War Games.
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Possum3
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0
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582
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Rough neighborhood.
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Possum3
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2
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487
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Thag.
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Possum3
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0
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611
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My dog.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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495
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Counting sheep.
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Possum3
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0
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420
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Cell phone.
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Possum3
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0
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833
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nowhere
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Craig1
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2
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1100
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Ketchup?
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Possum3
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1
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599
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12 or 13 Commandments
(Preview)
at least 12 1 - Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice. 2 - In Style are the clothes that still fit. 3 - You don't need anger management. You need people to stop pissing you off. 4 - Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work. 5 - The biggest lie you tell...
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Craig1
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0
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847
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Man misses his wife
(Preview)
A man checks into a hotel on a business tripThe hotel is one of the most resplendent hotels imaginable, a surprise as the man was expecting rather bland accommodation. As comes with such high standards, there is a computer in the man's room.He decides to send an e-mail to his wife, but unfortunately ty...
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hokianga
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2
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949
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Fishing Licence?
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Possum3
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1
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762
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Strategic planning
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anolphart
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5
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1501
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Bald.
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Possum3
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0
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650
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Sexual misconduct in parliament
(Preview)
The Prime Minister was sick and tired of the sexual misconduct of his ministers so he contracted sex therapist Bettina Arndt to address the situation. She gathered all of the members in the Great Hall and to begin with, she wanted to do a survey of their sexual activities to determine their level of fru...
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anolphart
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5
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1080
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Dark in here.
(Preview)
A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work.Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees the illegal lovers and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch.Then the woman's husband unexpectedly comes home.She hides her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that her lit...
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Possum3
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1
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776
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Take a shower.
(Preview)
How To Shower Like A ManTake off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.Walk naked to the bathroom.If you see your wife along the way, shake wiener at her making thewoo-woo sound.Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs (no).Adm...
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Possum3
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5
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938
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Needs of a pensioner
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An 84-year-old man is having a drink in Harpoon Harry's. Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away.The girl is so attractive that he just can't take his eyes off her.After a short while, the girl notices him staring, and approaches him.Before the man has time to apologise, the girl...
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skins
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0
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584
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Earl.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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606
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