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Backing van ( From CPC).
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I was propped up in my deck chair, beneath the awning shade.I'd knocked the top off of a stubby, it was about that time of day.Just then around the corner a car and van appeared.They had the look of newbies, it was the worst I feared.They pulled up right adjacent to their allotted spotThey got out and per...
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1205
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Sump Plug
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How tight should the sump plug be?
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2
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975
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While on a road trip....
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While on a road trip, an older couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed the trip.The older woman left her glasses on the table, and she didnt miss them until they had been driving for about 40 minutes.By then, to add to the aggra...
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558
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Duck in COVID.
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A duck walked into a bar an asked the bartenderYou got any breadThe bartender said no we have no bread an where is your maskYou must wear a mask in hereThe duck looks at the bartender an saysYou got any breadThe bartender fuming says to the duckTheres no bread an you need a mask when you come in hereThe duck...
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0
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584
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Covid jab
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This cure was made in China..........
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Bobdown
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2
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1337
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Internet problems.
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1
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889
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Who's the boss........
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Bobdown
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641
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Nag, nag, nag
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An old country farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out ploughing with his old mule. He tried to plough a lot. One day, when he was out ploughing his wife brought him lunch in the...
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Bobdown
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641
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A Letter from Wayne ...
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It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger.When you notice this, try to show some understanding.My name is Wayne , and let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Beverly.W...
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827
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Wallaby.
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Possum3
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1
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848
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A Late Night Lecture
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89 year old Ron Chester was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night. Ron replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late." The officer asked, "Really? Who's giving th...
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Rob Driver
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748
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Bird Dog.
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An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck.Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him.He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, the eternal pessimist who refus...
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760
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Dad saying
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rgren2
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2
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879
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Warning Light?
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6
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881
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BLD.
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So I was at the store earlier with my service dog. The lady in front of me at checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart. With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had. I told her it was my service dog. Then she got real snarky and said, I knew that. What type of service? I said he was...
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1129
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Math.
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786
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Respect.
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Possum3
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648
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Chihuahua.
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0
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747
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Daylight Saving to end.
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674
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Having another baby..
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I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing." The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is becaus...
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