Just Joking

Possum3 · Possum3

I have a little Satnav, it sits there in my car. A Satnav is a driver's friend it tells you where you are.I have a little Satnav, i've had it all my life. It's better than the normal ones, my Satnav is my wife.It gives me full instructions, especially how to drive "It's sixty miles an hour", it says, "You're...

Possum3 · Possum3

Tom had been in Police work for 25 years.Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in the hills in Tasmania as far from humanityas possible.He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.After six months or so of almost tot...

anolphart · anolphart

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skins · skins

Medical experts in London today were asked if it is time to ease the COVID lockdowns.Allergists were in favour of scratching it, but Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but Neurologists thought the government lacked the nerve...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Some of these will make you smile........for the animal lovers. Cheers Bob

Possum3 · Possum3

Bobdown · Bobdown

He had better duck after that one.........

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Possum3 · Possum3

A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant.They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.A waitress working a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the man slowly sliding down his chair and under the table but the woman stared straight ahead.The waitres...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Possum3 · Possum3

A student failed in the final Law Exam and decided to make a deal with the Professor.Student: Sir, Can I ask you one question?Professor: Yes.Student: If you can answer this question, I will accept my final marks, if you cant, you will have to give me an "A" grading.The Professor agreed.Student asked:...

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skins · skins

A hillbilly went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home where he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didnt like hillbillies.The game warden ordered to the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbi...

Possum3 · Possum3

A WIFE Sends a Message to Her HUSBANDWIFE : Honey, please don't forget to buy bread when you're coming home from work and lest I forget... Your girlfriend Patricia is also here and says hello to you.HUSBAND : Who is Patricia?WIFE: Nobody, I just wanted you to respond, so I can have confirmation that you...

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Sandyfreckle · Sandyfreckle

(Q) What did Nana Mouskouri say when she gave up smoking dope ? (A0 What's this **** music I'm singing !!!!!!

Craig1 · Craig1

or moreJuly 07, 2021Given the experts continue to focus on stats and figures which bear little relation to the quality of life enjoyed by most Australians, Advance thought itd be worth sharing a brilliant social media post thats been doing the rounds.The lament which was written by Gary J Matthews i...

Possum3 · Possum3

Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work.One day, she was in bed with her boyfriend Ralph, when she heard her husband's car pull in the driveway.She yelled at Ralph, "Hurry! grab your clothes and jump out the window, my husband is home early!"Ralph looked out the window and...

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	New poem by Pam Ayres. (Preview) I have a little Satnav, it sits there in my car. A Satnav is a driver's friend it tells you where you are.I have a little Satnav, i've had it all my life. It's better than the normal ones, my Satnav is my wife.It gives me full instructions, especially how to drive "It's sixty miles an hour", it says, "You're...	Possum3	0	749	10:33 AM Jul 15, 2021 by Possum3
	Tassie Joke (Preview) Tom had been in Police work for 25 years.Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in the hills in Tasmania as far from humanityas possible.He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.After six months or so of almost tot...	Possum3	5	1359	09:47 AM Jul 15, 2021 by erad
	Impress your Babe (Preview)	anolphart	0	970	07:48 PM Jul 14, 2021 by anolphart
	Position vacant (Preview)	anolphart	0	840	04:42 PM Jul 14, 2021 by anolphart
	Closures. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1096	12:19 PM Jul 14, 2021 by Possum3
	Latest medical opinion on Covid 19 (Preview) Medical experts in London today were asked if it is time to ease the COVID lockdowns.Allergists were in favour of scratching it, but Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but Neurologists thought the government lacked the nerve...	skins	2	1091	09:47 AM Jul 14, 2021 by Possum3
	ESCAPING QUARANTINE (Preview) Some of these will make you smile........for the animal lovers. Cheers Bob	Bobdown	5	1563	08:42 AM Jul 14, 2021 by Magnarc
	Tribe? (Preview)	Possum3	2	1309	08:16 PM Jul 13, 2021 by Blues Man
	Greatest Comeback on Fox News ? (Preview) He had better duck after that one.........	Bobdown	1	1045	01:32 PM Jul 13, 2021 by Santa
	Made me spit my Tea out. (Preview)	Possum3	0	835	12:45 PM Jul 13, 2021 by Possum3
	Risque'. (Preview) A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant.They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.A waitress working a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the man slowly sliding down his chair and under the table but the woman stared straight ahead.The waitres...	Possum3	0	925	12:20 PM Jul 13, 2021 by Possum3
	Funnies (Preview)	Bobdown	0	982	11:49 AM Jul 13, 2021 by Bobdown
	Law Professor. (Preview) A student failed in the final Law Exam and decided to make a deal with the Professor.Student: Sir, Can I ask you one question?Professor: Yes.Student: If you can answer this question, I will accept my final marks, if you cant, you will have to give me an "A" grading.The Professor agreed.Student asked:...	Possum3	0	1029	11:24 AM Jul 13, 2021 by Possum3
	Face mask award. (Preview)	Possum3	2	921	10:33 PM Jul 12, 2021 by Whenarewethere
	Hillbilly hunting for ducks (Preview) A hillbilly went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home where he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didnt like hillbillies.The game warden ordered to the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbi...	skins	0	827	07:38 PM Jul 12, 2021 by skins
	Bread. (Preview) A WIFE Sends a Message to Her HUSBANDWIFE : Honey, please don't forget to buy bread when you're coming home from work and lest I forget... Your girlfriend Patricia is also here and says hello to you.HUSBAND : Who is Patricia?WIFE: Nobody, I just wanted you to respond, so I can have confirmation that you...	Possum3	1	1105	04:50 PM Jul 12, 2021 by Bicyclecamper
	Aust Post NSW. (Preview)	Possum3	2	801	12:23 PM Jul 12, 2021 by Craig1
	Nana Mouskouri ....., (Preview) (Q) What did Nana Mouskouri say when she gave up smoking dope ? (A0 What's this **** music I'm singing !!!!!!	Sandyfreckle	7	1533	09:31 AM Jul 12, 2021 by Craig1
	could be anything (Preview) or moreJuly 07, 2021Given the experts continue to focus on stats and figures which bear little relation to the quality of life enjoyed by most Australians, Advance thought itd be worth sharing a brilliant social media post thats been doing the rounds.The lament which was written by Gary J Matthews i...	Craig1	6	1515	09:28 AM Jul 12, 2021 by Craig1
	Husband home. (Preview) Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work.One day, she was in bed with her boyfriend Ralph, when she heard her husband's car pull in the driveway.She yelled at Ralph, "Hurry! grab your clothes and jump out the window, my husband is home early!"Ralph looked out the window and...	Possum3	0	539	08:50 AM Jul 12, 2021 by Possum3
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