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Touching.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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1
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727
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Dad
(Preview)
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Rob Driver
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1
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983
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Rabbi's advice.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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1
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592
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Sunday paper.
(Preview)
WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!"The irate customer calling the newspaper office, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was"Madam", said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY".There was quite a long pause on the other end of t...
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Possum3
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0
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552
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Elmer's gun
(Preview)
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Craig1
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0
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512
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Barnaby,s Back
(Preview)
After reclaiming the Nationals crown this morning, the new king of the party is reportedly celebrating like one tonight. Following a few celebratory schooners of rum and coke down in the capital, it can be revealed that the new Deputy Prime Minister has just ordered himself a large Mega Meatlovers p...
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Dicko1
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3
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1085
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Blind cowboy.
(Preview)
An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of whiskey.After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender: Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman...
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Possum3
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5
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1059
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Monks.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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596
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Lucky there aren't Horses in Caravan Parks
(Preview)
https://youtu.be/tIyyG_jBnoA
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Rob Driver
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13
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1314
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Angry wife.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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737
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Todays joke...
(Preview)
Mary came home early and found her husband, Paddy, in their bedroom makinglove to a very attractive young woman:And she was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" She cried. "How dare you do this to me? A faithful wife, the mother of your children. I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!"...
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aussie_paul
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1
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901
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Hunting stupid people ...
(Preview)
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anolphart
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0
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1162
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Puppy.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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1
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1162
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Mosquito trap.
(Preview)
Mosquito trap.The mosquito lands on the salt, thinking it's sugar. They get thirsty for water, but the cap has rum in it.The mosquito gets drunk, trips on the stick and bangs its head on the rock.
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Possum3
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2
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901
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Do you remember?
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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748
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|
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Cheating Husband.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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648
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Undress me.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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1031
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Porsche.
(Preview)
A fifteen-year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, Where did you get that car?He calmly told them, I bought it today.With what money!? demanded his parents. We know what a Porsche costs.Well, said the boy, this one cost me fifteen dollars.The parents began to yel...
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Possum3
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1
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1094
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COVID Limits.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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943
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Magician working on a cruise ship
(Preview)
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician simply performed the same tricks over and over again.There was only one problem: The captains parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand what the magician did in every tric...
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skins
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0
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778
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