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State Fair ride.
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Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year. Every year Fred would say."Edna, I'd like to ride in that there airplane."And every year Edna would say."I know Fred, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars and ten dollars is ten dollars."One year Fred and Edna went to the fair and Fred said. "E...
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674
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PC.
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803
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Hand Bones.
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811
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new salesman.
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A young guy from Newfoundland moves to Alberta and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in Newfoundland."Well, the boss was unsure, but he liked the kid and fig...
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Grant Wood painting
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934
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Romantic Couple
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Bobdown
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646
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11 People.
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768
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The Nun.
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844
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Skippy.
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776
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Oil shortage.
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791
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Nomads with Gonads - From CPC Site
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Grey 'n' Brave (alternative title...Nomads with Gonads)Darkness came down on the caravans ...parked behind the pubA fair bunch of old Grey Nomads, the Country Camping ClubThey choose to stay near country pubs, they enjoy the atmospherePlus the meals are pretty good and there's always ice cold be...
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585
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Trucker breakfast.
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A Linfox trucker came into a truck stop cafe on the A1 and placed his order.He said, "I want three flat tyres, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards."The brand new waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flattyres...
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627
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Breathe in.
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601
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Dinner guest.
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587
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Mr Fix it.
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576
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Catfish.
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626
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The wife.
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604
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BEING A SENIOR CITIZEN REALLY SUCKS!!!*
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THE GIRL ACROSS THE STREET - She's gorgeous, voluptuous and single! She lives right across the street. I can see her place from my kitchen window. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door. I opened the door,...
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Do the dishes.
(Preview)
Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but its missing a seal, so whenever it rains, he has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. His girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He rides his new bike to her house, where she is out...
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Ostrich.
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A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries, and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That wi...
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