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Mildred.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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581
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Condition.
(Preview)
An 84-year-old man is having a drink in Harpoon Harry's.Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away.The girl is so attractive that he just can't take his eyes off her.After a short while, the girl notices him staring, and approaches him.Before the man has time to apologize, the girl...
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Possum3
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0
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522
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Woman
(Preview)
A plane is about to crash so a young woman jumps up, takes off all her clothes and yells, "Is there a man in here that can make me feel like a woman?" A middle aged man jumps up and rips off his shirt, He yells back to the woman, "Here iron this"
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Possum3
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0
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764
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Mama.
(Preview)
Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria.During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more b...
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Possum3
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2
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870
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SAUSAGES
(Preview)
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days??.A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausages?"The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am, but let me ask you something...If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if...
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Possum3
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2
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947
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Flower?
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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716
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Confessional.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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452
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HOW DO YOU FIND SOMEONE TO MARRY?
(Preview)
(written by kids)1. You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10-No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all the way before,...
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Possum3
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0
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547
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About me.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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805
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Army Chain of Command.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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5
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1512
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Greenie.
(Preview)
A greenie sheila was climbing a tree to watch over a Tasmanian forest.See tried to get evidence against the mighty logging company when a tawny frogmouth owl attacked her.In a panic to escape, she slid down the tree getting a number of large splinters lodged in her crotch area.In considerable pain sh...
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Possum3
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0
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637
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Venison.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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625
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Possum
(Preview)
Possum, I love your jokes mate but I do wish that you would stop tramping all over our roof at night!!!VBG.
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Magnarc
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1
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616
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Gardening.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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1
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841
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Some truths ...
(Preview)
There are three things that cannot be easily hidden: The Sun, The Moon and the Truth.The following are 2 Simple Truths, 5 Rules of Life, and 3 Bonus Rules:SIMPLE TRUTH 1:Lovers help each other undress before sex.After sex, they always dress on their own.Moral of the story -- In life, no one helps you o...
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anolphart
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2
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921
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Scomo lol
(Preview)
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oldbloke
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1
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513
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Meanwhile in Sydney.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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687
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Looks like a duck....................
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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636
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For the greater good ...
(Preview)
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anolphart
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0
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1188
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The electric fence and the lawnmower..
(Preview)
We have a 6 ft. Square tube and welded wire fence in the front yard, and last Saturday, when I heard some thieving Punks might be bringing their BS out to the country, I wanted to make sure they ran into a little resistance before meeting my Kimber 9mm, so I got an electric fence and ran a single wire along th...
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Possum3
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1
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939
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