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An oldie.
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After 37 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for his young secretary.His new girlfriend demanded that they live in his and his wifes multi-million dollar home and since the mans lawyers were better than his wifes, he prevailed.He gave his now ex-wife just three days to move out.She spent the firs...
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Summer.
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MIL.
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My Kids are this "Lucky".
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Tea
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Noah again.
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b s climbs high
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climb high https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/979807 n-a-certain-day-a-bull-and-a-pheasant-were Try this one with luck -- Edited by Craig1 on Thursday 8th of July 2021 08:55:02 PM -- Edited by Craig1 on Thursday 8th of July 2021 08:59:20 PM
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Covid question
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I went to see my Doctor the other day for a check-up and while I was there asked him how long he thought this Covid thing would last. He said how in the hell would I know, Im a Doctor not a politician
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Very Stiff
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Political Animals.
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All I'm sayin' is the difference between animals and humans is - "Animals would never allow the dumbest in the herd to lead them". -- Edited by Possum3 on Monday 5th of July 2021 10:48:40 AM
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climb high -- Edited by Craig1 on Thursday 8th of July 2021 08:55:26 PM
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Arresting thought.
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A.A.A.D.D.
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Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D.Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.This is how it manifests:...I decide to water my garden.As I turn on the hose in the driveway,I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.As I start toward the garage,I notice mail on the porch table thatI broug...
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Got the job.
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I need some questions answered, please
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1. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?2. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we knowthe batteries are flat?3. Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when theyknow there is not enough?4. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?5. Why does someo...
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Only in California..
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I walked in to the gas Station to get a Dr. Pepper .... don't judge me.When I walked up and noticed these 2 cops watching a woman who was smoking while pumping gas.I saw her & thought, Is this lady stupid or crazy? With the cops right there too..!But anyway, I went inside and got my Dr Pepper. As I was pay...
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Enough said.
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Resolving a Difficult Situation
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Old.
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Valerie.
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The madam opened the brothel door in Miami and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.May I help you sir? she asked.The man replied, I want to see Valerie.Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else, sai...
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