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Bra Pic.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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1
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493
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Proof Reading
(Preview)
Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say? Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter This one I caught in the SGV Tribune and called the Editorial Room. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next da...
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Bobdown
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1
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586
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Confession.
(Preview)
A man went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.'The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?The man said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped!The priest said, Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see...
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Possum3
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0
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537
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Caught short.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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591
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Warned.
(Preview)
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husbands habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke the noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.Every morning she would plead with...
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Possum3
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0
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384
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Indian
(Preview)
A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down.An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off.The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would le...
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Possum3
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0
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503
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Lifeguard.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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389
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Oh Crap
(Preview)
Talk about having a bad day. -Here are a couple of tow-aways that got away. Enjoy.
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Bobdown
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4
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986
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Van Heater.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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2
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868
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Absent.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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535
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Knowledge/Wisdom/Philosophy.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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589
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Shag?
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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619
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Chemistry.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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747
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Words fail me.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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6
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1144
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Lap Dancing.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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531
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Mary J.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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865
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Flat tyre
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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542
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Boy Scouts.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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8
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1359
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Walk.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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1
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782
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Shoe shine boy.
(Preview)
Every morning, the CEO of a large bank in Manhattan walks to the corner for a shoe shine. He sits in an armchair, examines the WallStreet Journal and the shoe shiner buffs his shoes to a mirror shine.One morning the shoe shiner asks the CEO: "What do you think about the situation in the stock market?"The...
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Possum3
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1
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854
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