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Licence
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I think I'm going to lose my drivers license... and all just because of a stupid police officer... The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car: Officer: "License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!" Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything." Officer: "Ok, let'...
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Melbourne Lockdown
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Got up this morning and ran around the block 5 times, then I got tired , so I picked is up and put it back in the box .
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Recoup
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Confessional.
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Virus cleaner
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Plain Truth
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MUMBAI TRAFFIC PROBLEMS
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That'll learn them...........
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Bobdown
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1911 Gum Card.
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Two more excellent reasons why you really need a caravan
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A you tube vid by John Cadogan sorry can't post a link, hoping someone will cheers
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Camping.
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Dead body
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Acting on a tip off police went to a small wooded area off the main road. They found a naked dead man with a Weetbix sticking out of his fundamental orifice. A spokesman said that they are looking for a cereal killer.
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Magnarc
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Fire drill.
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Two old Ladies
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Bit dry Two little old ladies, Joan and Jan, were sittingon a park bench outside the local town hall wherea flower show was in progress. The short one, Jan, leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $10I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flo...
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Zero emission target
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Brisbane Broncos supporters
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A reporter asked Alfie Lager recently if the 90s Broncos team could beat the current Storm or Panthers teams. He said Yes.The reporter then asked By how many points? Alfie replied 2 to 4. The reporter asked Why so few points? Alfie replied Well, most of us are almost 60. Classic!
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You have been with me all through the bad times
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A womans husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears; You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times.When I...
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In the ring.
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BLUE****roaches
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13 BLUE****roaches went to Townsville, At 10.15 last night they said " we like this place" -- Edited by Craig1 on Thursday 10th of June 2021 09:05:53 AM
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Craig1
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News.
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An oldie.
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Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife.A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this:Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little someth...
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Dirt
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Craig1
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Watcha doing?
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