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Workplace accident..
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Workplace accidentSad news today came out of Nestle about a work accident.A worker had a pallet of chocolate fall from 5 metres off some pallet racking and landed on him hurting him badly. He kept yelling out "THE MILKY BARS ARE ON ME!" and everytime he did his work mates kept on cheering.
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A policeman..
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A policeman is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.After watching the boy's efforts for some time the policeman walks up behind the little fello...
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Blisters..
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Typwriting..
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Man retired..
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Man retired and his wife said, that as the household income had fallen, he would have to stop drinking beerMan thought that it was a reasonable thing to do, and when they went shopping, he did not buy his carton of beerHe noticed his wife was buying make-up, so he asked if they could still afford it"But da...
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Finding your lost luggage..
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Finding your lost luggage at the airport should be easy. However, that's not the case.My Grandad recently had to start using Viagra. Grandma took it pretty hard.My son asked: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?" Yes, we arson.Just found out my mate has been shot with a starting pistol. Police think it's race-...
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Cold..
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Hot as Hell..
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A man is on a business trip to the USA and had arranged for his wife and children to fly out to meet him down in Florida afterwards.After several days work in New York he reaches their hotel in Florida a day early and decides to send his wife a quick e-mail.Unable to find the scrap of paper with his wife's e-m...
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Kale..
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Modern Philosophers..
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Modern Philosophers~ Betsy Salkind...Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years~ Jean Kerr...The only reason they say " Women and children first" is to test the strength of the lifeboats~Emo Philips...A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no mat...
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E bikes..
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Self checkout..
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BRAVE HARLEY ENTHUSIAST
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BRAVE HARLEY ENTHUSIASTA Harley Enthusiast (Biker) is strolling through the Taronga Park Zoo, Sydney,when he sees a little girl leaning into the Lions' cage.Suddenly, a Lion pounces at the fence and grabs her by the cuff of herjacket and tries to pull her inside, under the eyes of her screamingpare...
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Fun fact..
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A drunken man..
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A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar, and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks at the biggest, meanest one in the face and says, I went by your grandmas house today and I saw her in the hallway buck nak...
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Fun fact..
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Called..
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6 o'clock closing..
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