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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

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dorian · dorian

https://perchance.org/ai-photo-generator This is what I was served up when I asked for an image of an "Inuit girl riding a polar bear".

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?''Eight', the boy replied.The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'The boy replied, 'Not exactly,...

rgren2 · rgren2

Possum3 · Possum3

It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens' Centre.After the community sing-along led by Alice at the piano, it was timeFor the star of the show - Burt the Hypnotist!Burt explained that he was going to put the whole audience into aTrance. "Yes, each and every one of you and all at the same time,"...

rgren2 · rgren2

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

If youve ever had an Indian taxi driver you'll love this one... A drunken, totally naked, woman jumped into a taxi at Park Beach Plaza in Coffs Harbour,Australia.The Indian driver shook his head, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman.He made no attempt to start the cab. "What's wr...

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

Found this today in my photo collection. Powerful words, wonder how many young people appreciate the message given.

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.'Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photogr...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

I think this chronological progression of our education system is brilliantTeaching Maths from the 1950s to Today1. Teaching Maths in the 1950s ...A forester sells a lorryload of timber for $100His cost of production is 4/5 of the price.What is his profit? $____2 Teaching Maths in the 1970s ...A fo...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A man walked into the ladies department,,,A man walks into the Ladies Department, and says " I want to buy a bra for my wife".The sales lady says "Sir, this is fine - what size is your wife?"He replied that she was very small - about as big as the other lady in the shop."And how big are her breasts?", asked th...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

I went to the liquor store Friday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Scotch and put it in the bicycle basket.As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break.So I drank all the Scotch before I cycled home.It turned out to be a very good decision, bec...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Fiona, a little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor Paddy and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Paddy asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"Fiona says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands. The instructor said, Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a sof...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked upto the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for mywife." "What type of bra?" asked the clerk." Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in e...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	My friend's wife.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	357	04:57 PM Sep 1, 2024 by aussie_paul
	While in China.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	465	04:40 PM Sep 1, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Oops.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	323	04:37 PM Sep 1, 2024 by aussie_paul
	AI has a long way to go (Preview) https://perchance.org/ai-photo-generator This is what I was served up when I asked for an image of an "Inuit girl riding a polar bear".	dorian	0	419	04:46 AM Sep 1, 2024 by dorian
	A farmer.. (Preview) A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of...	aussie_paul	1	541	06:46 PM Aug 31, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
	Two young boys.. (Preview) Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?''Eight', the boy replied.The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'The boy replied, 'Not exactly,...	aussie_paul	0	343	01:58 PM Aug 31, 2024 by aussie_paul
	How’s your day going? (Preview)	rgren2	0	373	06:44 PM Aug 30, 2024 by rgren2
	Hypnotist at a Senior Home (Preview) It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens' Centre.After the community sing-along led by Alice at the piano, it was timeFor the star of the show - Burt the Hypnotist!Burt explained that he was going to put the whole audience into aTrance. "Yes, each and every one of you and all at the same time,"...	Possum3	0	344	05:31 PM Aug 30, 2024 by Possum3
	Just saying. (Preview)	rgren2	0	469	01:17 PM Aug 30, 2024 by rgren2
	If you’ve ever had.. (Preview) If youve ever had an Indian taxi driver you'll love this one... A drunken, totally naked, woman jumped into a taxi at Park Beach Plaza in Coffs Harbour,Australia.The Indian driver shook his head, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman.He made no attempt to start the cab. "What's wr...	aussie_paul	0	361	01:03 PM Aug 30, 2024 by aussie_paul
	They Served, They Fought (Preview) Found this today in my photo collection. Powerful words, wonder how many young people appreciate the message given.	Southern Cruizer	14	1136	09:38 AM Aug 30, 2024 by Kebbin
	Baby and the photographer (Preview) The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.'Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photogr...	Southern Cruizer	0	410	07:06 PM Aug 28, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
	From work it out yourself or else to Kumbaya and mental illness.. (Preview) I think this chronological progression of our education system is brilliantTeaching Maths from the 1950s to Today1. Teaching Maths in the 1950s ...A forester sells a lorryload of timber for $100His cost of production is 4/5 of the price.What is his profit? $____2 Teaching Maths in the 1970s ...A fo...	aussie_paul	1	573	09:03 AM Aug 27, 2024 by peter67
	A man walked into the ladies department,,, (Preview) A man walked into the ladies department,,,A man walks into the Ladies Department, and says " I want to buy a bra for my wife".The sales lady says "Sir, this is fine - what size is your wife?"He replied that she was very small - about as big as the other lady in the shop."And how big are her breasts?", asked th...	aussie_paul	0	410	07:30 PM Aug 26, 2024 by aussie_paul
	The Bicycle Ride.. (Preview) I went to the liquor store Friday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Scotch and put it in the bicycle basket.As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break.So I drank all the Scotch before I cycled home.It turned out to be a very good decision, bec...	aussie_paul	0	391	07:24 PM Aug 26, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Jigsaw.. (Preview) Fiona, a little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor Paddy and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Paddy asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"Fiona says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster...	aussie_paul	0	384	07:19 PM Aug 26, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Loving Husband.. (Preview) The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands. The instructor said, Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a sof...	aussie_paul	0	335	07:15 PM Aug 26, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Bra.. (Preview) A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked upto the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for mywife." "What type of bra?" asked the clerk." Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in e...	aussie_paul	0	325	07:11 PM Aug 26, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Evolution.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	346	07:10 PM Aug 26, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Evolution.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	263	07:08 PM Aug 26, 2024 by aussie_paul
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