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Tomcat.
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What is the definition of a ball race? An old tomcat with ten yards start on the Vet.
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A nice, innocent Australian woman..
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A nice, innocent Australian woman wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never had sex with another woman.After several years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with Scotty Greer, who is an average golfer and who has lived his ent...
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Great songs..
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Great songs from the 1960's...updated for Grey Nomads...Remember these?........oldies for us oldies..... for those of us who can remember doing the 'LIMBO' as if it were yesteryear...er...yesterday...enjoy.1. On the Commode again. Willie Nelson.2. I am woman; hear me snore. Helen Reddy.3. I...
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My wife and I..
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My wife and I went to the Calgary Bull Sale & Agricultural Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......smiled and said, 'He m...
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Barber..
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BarberA guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks "Hey, Buddy! how long before I can get a haircut?"The barber look around the shop and says "about 2 hours," and the guy leaves.A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks..."how long before I can get a haircut?"Again, the barber...
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Librarian
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Cold
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Compassion
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A Wife came Home early and found her Husband in their Bedroom making love to a very Attractive Young Woman. She was very Upset. "You are a Disrespectful Pig!" she Cried."How dare you do this to me a Faithful Wife, the Mother of your Children! I'm Leaving you. I want a Divorce, NOW!"The Husband calmly re...
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1 in a million..
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Pure bred..
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Bloody trap..
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I tripped over on my wife's bra this morning.Obviously it was a booby trap.
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Almost..
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3 Irish men..
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A Poor Man
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Southern Cruizer
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Would have to be the US atm.
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The wrestler.
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Paddy, whilst wandering around the fair, comes across a tent with a bloke out front with a microphone. Next to him is a 7 foot tall man mountain called Slugger. "Any of you brave chaps can go one three minute round with Slugger without being counted out will get a hundred bucks." Paddy, being a bit light o...
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THE NIGHT NURSE...
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A very tired nurse walks into a bank, worn out after a tough shift. Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says:"Well, that's great.......
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One for the teachers about to start holidays...
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him. She says, 'Hello.'He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he asks, 'Do you know me?'To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'Now his mind travels back to the only t...
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Crowbar,,
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Murphy's Law..
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At last, confirmation of Murphy's Law with a wonderful Irish explanation.Murphy drops some buttered toast on the kitchen floor and it lands butter-side-up. He looks downin astonishment, for he knows that it's a law of nature of the universe that buttered toast alwaysfalls butter-side-down. So h...
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