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Cold water..
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For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, Larry was concerned about the plates as it appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, Are you sure these plates are clean?Without looking up the old man said, I told you before, those dishes are as clean as cold water ca...
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0
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578
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Sweetheart?
(Preview)
By the time John pulled into the little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere." he pleaded to the last hotel manager, "Or just a bed--I don't really care where. I'm completely exhausted""Well, I do have a double room with one occupant," admitted the manager, "and I'm su...
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503
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Medical diagnosis..
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Two medical students were walking along a street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart.He was stiff-legged and walking very slowly.One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."The other student says: "No, I do...
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441
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Two Mexicans..
(Preview)
Two Mexicans are lost in the desert after crossing the Rio Grande into the United States. Wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says...:"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk.""Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bac...
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0
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591
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QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS FOR THE OVER 60'S..
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QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS FOR THE OVER 60'S.Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them?A:Try a bookstore, under Fiction .Q:What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?A: Keep busy . If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement .. When y...
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629
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No way..
(Preview)
A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple o...
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630
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Oops..
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441
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Sean..
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477
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Olden days..
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5
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How old are you?
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https://www.youtube.com/embed/QZoxkHTzEqI (18 secs)
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dorian
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0
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500
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Adoption
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rgren2
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0
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542
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Smart Chickens
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Southern Cruizer
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529
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Cyclists
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Southern Cruizer
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8
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1238
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Uber Driver
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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493
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Olymics
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0
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682
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Alarm clock
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0
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646
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Paratrooper
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rgren2
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2
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660
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HER DIARY:
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HER DIARY:Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go som...
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RIP..
(Preview)
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676
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Tendering procedures..
(Preview)
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House.One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota.All three go with a White House official to examine the fence.The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works s...
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