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At the Checkout.
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So I am at Coles scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the cashier "monitors" and then this happened.Her - why are you double bagging all of your groceries?Me - excuse me?Her - you are wasting our bags!Me - if you don't like the way I'm bagging the groceries, feel free to come on ove...
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467
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The weather forecaster
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The Aboriginals in a remote part of Northern Australia asked their new elder if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was an elder in a modern community he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like. Neverthe...
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722
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THE PERFECT HUSBAND
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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on abench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins totalk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.MAN: HelloWOMAN: Hi Honey, its me. Are you at the club?MAN: Yes.WOMAN: Im at the shops now and found this beau...
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70323.
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Skinny Dipping.
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856
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Zero to Seventy
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Aussie Sayings
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Who can remember all the old Aussie sayings from yesteryear .............lets have them nomads. Like: It goes off like a free keg at a Wharfies picnic. or As busy as a bricklayer in Baghdad. Cheers Bob
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Imagine.
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630
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Wife.
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Answered prayer.
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Mondegreen
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DEATHWhile walking along the footpath in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt.Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin.Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton...
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496
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Pregnancy.
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547
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Little Johnny
(Preview)
Little Johnny sees his Daddys car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing.Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly.MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUN...
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Paddy.
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543
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toothpaste
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Plain Truth
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561
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GREENS PARTY
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A recent survey found that one in three Greens are as stupid as the other two.
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Hendo
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872
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For Peter 67.
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438
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Smooth Cat
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peter67
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665
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Cowasaki Bike.
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553
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Memories.
(Preview)
A husband leans over and asks his wife,Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.Yes, she says, I remember it well.OK, he says, How about taking a stroll around there again and we...
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