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True facts 1. In the 1400s a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb.' 2. Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only... Ladies Forbidden'... and thus the word GOLF enter...

Possum3 · Possum3

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to the local grocery store. Unfortunately, like most men; I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out.Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following...

Craig1 · Craig1

At last, confirmation of Murphy's Law with a wonderful Irish explanation. Murphy drops some buttered toast on the kitchen floor and it lands butter-side-up. He looks down in astonishment, for he knows that it's a law of nature of the universe that buttered toast always falls butter-side-down. So...

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The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retiredAt her next check-up, the new Doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for Her.As The young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide,As he realized Grandma had a pres...

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Have worked with people like this !!

Possum3 · Possum3

Craig1 · Craig1

leave her alone

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Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their drink order.I would like a Sprite, said the first little piggy.I would like a Coke, said the second little piggy.I want water, lots and lots of water, said the third little piggy.The drinks are brought out and the waiter ta...

Possum3 · Possum3

As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a "toy".Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you doing?'The daughter replied: 'mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thi...

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	Just Facts (Preview) True facts 1. In the 1400s a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb.' 2. Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only... Ladies Forbidden'... and thus the word GOLF enter...	Sarco Harris	1	1320	09:25 AM Jun 26, 2021 by Craig1
	Shopping with wife. (Preview) After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to the local grocery store. Unfortunately, like most men; I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out.Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following...	Possum3	3	1241	09:24 PM Jun 25, 2021 by Bicyclecamper
	a miracle (Preview) At last, confirmation of Murphy's Law with a wonderful Irish explanation. Murphy drops some buttered toast on the kitchen floor and it lands butter-side-up. He looks down in astonishment, for he knows that it's a law of nature of the universe that buttered toast always falls butter-side-down. So...	Craig1	0	899	03:40 PM Jun 25, 2021 by Craig1
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	BIRTH CONTROL. (Preview) The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retiredAt her next check-up, the new Doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for Her.As The young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide,As he realized Grandma had a pres...	Possum3	0	600	08:55 AM Jun 24, 2021 by Possum3
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	Pigs in a restaurant. (Preview) Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their drink order.I would like a Sprite, said the first little piggy.I would like a Coke, said the second little piggy.I want water, lots and lots of water, said the third little piggy.The drinks are brought out and the waiter ta...	Possum3	0	768	11:18 PM Jun 20, 2021 by Possum3
	Twist. (Preview) As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a "toy".Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you doing?'The daughter replied: 'mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thi...	Possum3	1	879	10:10 PM Jun 20, 2021 by oldbloke
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