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He said.....
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-- Edited by Possum3 on Saturday 5th of June 2021 11:30:37 AM
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Monkee see
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Craig1
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Smarter.
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I apologise
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anolphart
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Logical....
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I got chatting with a girl in a bar last night, "Can I buy you a drink?" I asked."Don't you have a girlfriend?" she replied, "Guys like you always have girlfriends.""No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago," I assured her."Oh I'm sorry to hear that," she said, "Go on then, I'll have a Cider please....A...
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I dare ya.
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Feelin' good.
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Proctologist.
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Roy E
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Proof.
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Lesson.
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Natural causes.
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Violence?
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7 Kinds.
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Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and yo...
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Johnny's Sister
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Stolen from another site - Johnny's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma.After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant.Frantically, she asks the Doctor about her baby.The doctor replies, " Madam, you had twins.....
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The Pope.
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The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska. He was driving along near the campground when he heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.He found a helpless Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, a 'Vote for Hillary' hat, and a 'Save the Trees' shirt.The man w...
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It's a fact.
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Interviewing aspiring young Detectives
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A bitter and twisted old policeman was interrogating 3 would be trainees who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first constable a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"The first consta...
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Potholes.
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Nicknames
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Very funny, but you need the volume up a bit. Cheers Bob
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Late agin
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