Just Joking

Possum3 · Possum3

Sheila bought a pair of crutchless knickers in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life...She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the lounge suite opposite Bruce.At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs and slowly recrosses them Finally Bruce asks:Are you wearing crutchless kn...

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Bobdown · Bobdown

Favourite British Comedian at it again.......... Cheers Bob

Bobdown · Bobdown

Some cool Covid masks........ Cheers Bob

Possum3 · Possum3

Hendo · Hendo

Nice touch having Prince Philip taken to the Church on the back of a Land Rover. I wonder if they'll have Prince Andrew buried in a 15 year old Escort.

Recoup · Recoup

Not to smart,

Roy E · Roy E

Hospital food or breakfast.

Roy E · Roy E

This cat likes red wine.

Roy E · Roy E

EATING IN THE FIFTIES and SIXTIES. Pasta was not eaten in Australia. Curry was a surname. A takeaway was a mathematical problem. A pizza was something to do with a leaning tower. All potato chips were plain; the only choice we had was whether to put the salt on or not. Rice was onl...

Possum3 · Possum3

Dave stood at the counterOf the deli in the parkIt was half past eight and he was scaredCos it was getting darkNow Dave is not a big girls blouseThe dark did not un-nerve himBut his Missus had sent him out for milkAt around about 2.30The walk from where his van was parkedWas not that far at allHe told her he...

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Bobdown · Bobdown

Sticking with the military stuff that Recoup posted. Not really a joke but worth a look. cheers Bob

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

My wife and I went to the auction in Wagga the other week and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......smiled and said, 'He mated 50 time...

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I helped out my neighbor today, She said thanks, I could marry you. What is wrong with the World today? You do something nice for a person, and they threaten to ruin your life.

Craig1 · Craig1

good

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Bringing sexy back. (Preview) Sheila bought a pair of crutchless knickers in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life...She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the lounge suite opposite Bruce.At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs and slowly recrosses them Finally Bruce asks:Are you wearing crutchless kn...	Possum3	5	1022	10:50 AM Apr 21, 2021 by Roy E
	Acme? (Preview)	Possum3	2	839	09:13 AM Apr 21, 2021 by Blues Man
	Deli meats. (Preview)	Possum3	0	904	08:21 AM Apr 21, 2021 by Possum3
	Classic Jethro (Preview) Favourite British Comedian at it again.......... Cheers Bob	Bobdown	0	1210	04:48 PM Apr 20, 2021 by Bobdown
	Masks (Preview) Some cool Covid masks........ Cheers Bob	Bobdown	0	747	04:46 PM Apr 20, 2021 by Bobdown
	Nervous flyer. (Preview)	Possum3	1	889	02:48 PM Apr 20, 2021 by Buzz Lightbulb
	Prince Philip (Preview) Nice touch having Prince Philip taken to the Church on the back of a Land Rover. I wonder if they'll have Prince Andrew buried in a 15 year old Escort.	Hendo	2	1136	02:06 PM Apr 20, 2021 by Grasshopper1
	How not to handle a Gun (Preview) Not to smart,	Recoup	28	2839	12:35 PM Apr 20, 2021 by dogbox
	Hospital food. (Preview) Hospital food or breakfast.	Roy E	1	1160	10:36 PM Apr 18, 2021 by peter67
	The cat. (Preview) This cat likes red wine.	Roy E	0	1124	04:31 PM Apr 18, 2021 by Roy E
	EATING IN THE FIFTIES and SIXTIES (Preview) EATING IN THE FIFTIES and SIXTIES. Pasta was not eaten in Australia. Curry was a surname. A takeaway was a mathematical problem. A pizza was something to do with a leaning tower. All potato chips were plain; the only choice we had was whether to put the salt on or not. Rice was onl...	Roy E	2	613	03:13 PM Apr 18, 2021 by Buzz Lightbulb
	A WALK IN THE PARK // By Robert Dungey (Preview) Dave stood at the counterOf the deli in the parkIt was half past eight and he was scaredCos it was getting darkNow Dave is not a big girls blouseThe dark did not un-nerve himBut his Missus had sent him out for milkAt around about 2.30The walk from where his van was parkedWas not that far at allHe told her he...	Possum3	0	757	09:44 AM Apr 18, 2021 by Possum3
	Note to Fishermen. (Preview)	Possum3	0	618	09:57 PM Apr 17, 2021 by Possum3
	Never raise the gear too soon (Preview) Sticking with the military stuff that Recoup posted. Not really a joke but worth a look. cheers Bob	Bobdown	1	847	08:27 PM Apr 17, 2021 by Craig1
	Miracle needed (Preview)	Possum3	1	690	11:12 AM Apr 17, 2021 by Roy E
	Lotta Bull. (Preview) My wife and I went to the auction in Wagga the other week and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......smiled and said, 'He mated 50 time...	Possum3	0	435	09:45 AM Apr 17, 2021 by Possum3
	Talking point. (Preview)	Possum3	3	612	06:58 PM Apr 16, 2021 by peter67
	Junk? (Preview)	Possum3	1	698	05:20 PM Apr 16, 2021 by Craig1
	Thanks. (Preview) I helped out my neighbor today, She said thanks, I could marry you. What is wrong with the World today? You do something nice for a person, and they threaten to ruin your life.	Possum3	0	461	02:13 PM Apr 16, 2021 by Possum3
	Franslist Kitten a big night out (Preview) good	Craig1	1	818	10:20 AM Apr 16, 2021 by peter67
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