Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

There were these two priests who rode bikes to church every Sunday. Well one day one of the priests showed up to work without his bike. The other priest asked where his bike was so the first priest said, "I don't know, but I think it got stolen!" The other priest said, "Well what you do is read off the Ten Com...

oldbloke · oldbloke

Bill feared his wife Elaine wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better id...

Possum3 · Possum3

In a bar in Toledo Across from the depot On a barstool, she took off her ring I thought I'd get closer So I walked on over I sat down and asked her, her nameWhen the drinks finally hit her She said, "I'm no quitter" But I finally quit living on dreams I'm hungry for laughter And here ever after I'm after whate...

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Mike Harding · Mike Harding

These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a two-line rhyme with the most romantic first line, and the least romantic second line: 1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you has screwed up my life. 2. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up scream...

orid · orid

I was in the Tavern the other day , when in walked this bloke with a lump of tarmac on his shoulder ? He walked up to the bar and said to the barman " I'll have a whisky and one for the road " Orid

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

The Geography of a WomanBetween 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain. Very hot, relaxed a...

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orid · orid

He went to the doctors , Doctor said " Whats up and how can I help you today"? He said ,"well Doctor I keep having this dream ,where these beautiful girls keep running to me ,wanting me and I keep pushing them away!!" "Well" said the doctor ," what would you like me to do?" Break my arms!

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Mike Harding · Mike Harding

The following is one of Dr. Schalmbaugh's Final Test questions for May 1997--Dr. Schalmbaugh, University of Oklahoma School of Chemical Engineering, is known for asking questions such as this on his final exams: Momentum, Heat and Mass Transfer II Final Exam Question: Is hell exothermic or...

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Mike Harding · Mike Harding

The Engineer's Dictionary Major Technological Breakthrough... Back to the drawing board. Developed after years of intensive research... It was discovered by accident. Modifications are underway to correct certain minor difficulties... We threw the whole thing out and are starting from scra...

Possum3 · Possum3

She was so flat chested that removing her bra was like opening a birthday card and there is no money inside.

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

There's a man named Ralph that goes into a bar, looking very depressed.A friend approaches him and asks, "Why the long face, Ralph?""Oh, I'm just bored. I know every person in the entire world now, and there's just nothing left to challenge me."His friend says, "No, you can't know everyone. Do you kno...

Possum3 · Possum3

Four blokes 'round a campfire, knocking stubbies downThey'd been fishing all day long, then spent an hour in townNow beside their caravans they watched a lady driving in'One of us will have to park it '....he said it with a grin.She was looking for her site as she calmly drove alongJust humming to the r...

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	Always makes me smile. (Preview) There were these two priests who rode bikes to church every Sunday. Well one day one of the priests showed up to work without his bike. The other priest asked where his bike was so the first priest said, "I don't know, but I think it got stolen!" The other priest said, "Well what you do is read off the Ten Com...	aussie_paul	3	690	04:48 PM May 27, 2021 by Tony Bev
	The Deaf Wife Problem (Preview) Bill feared his wife Elaine wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better id...	oldbloke	3	776	04:16 PM May 27, 2021 by Roy E
	Lucille. (Preview) In a bar in Toledo Across from the depot On a barstool, she took off her ring I thought I'd get closer So I walked on over I sat down and asked her, her nameWhen the drinks finally hit her She said, "I'm no quitter" But I finally quit living on dreams I'm hungry for laughter And here ever after I'm after whate...	Possum3	0	428	01:23 PM May 27, 2021 by Possum3
	Mice. (Preview)	Possum3	1	580	12:10 PM May 27, 2021 by Bicyclecamper
	Romance (Preview) These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a two-line rhyme with the most romantic first line, and the least romantic second line: 1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you has screwed up my life. 2. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up scream...	Mike Harding	0	394	07:57 AM May 27, 2021 by Mike Harding
	down at the pub (Preview) I was in the Tavern the other day , when in walked this bloke with a lump of tarmac on his shoulder ? He walked up to the bar and said to the barman " I'll have a whisky and one for the road " Orid	orid	0	570	12:52 AM May 27, 2021 by orid
	Milking lesson. (Preview)	Possum3	0	526	02:06 PM May 26, 2021 by Possum3
	Woman v man. (Preview) The Geography of a WomanBetween 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain. Very hot, relaxed a...	Possum3	1	694	09:08 AM May 26, 2021 by Roy E
	Remember. (Preview)	Possum3	1	654	08:23 PM May 25, 2021 by Craig1
	BAD DREAM (Preview) He went to the doctors , Doctor said " Whats up and how can I help you today"? He said ,"well Doctor I keep having this dream ,where these beautiful girls keep running to me ,wanting me and I keep pushing them away!!" "Well" said the doctor ," what would you like me to do?" Break my arms!	orid	2	721	05:47 PM May 25, 2021 by peter67
	Potatoes. (Preview)	Possum3	1	760	05:45 PM May 25, 2021 by peter67
	The physics of hell (Preview) The following is one of Dr. Schalmbaugh's Final Test questions for May 1997--Dr. Schalmbaugh, University of Oklahoma School of Chemical Engineering, is known for asking questions such as this on his final exams: Momentum, Heat and Mass Transfer II Final Exam Question: Is hell exothermic or...	Mike Harding	2	1275	11:24 AM May 25, 2021 by dorian
	Little Sally. (Preview)	Possum3	1	720	10:03 AM May 25, 2021 by Des and Jane
	Movie role. (Preview)	Possum3	0	512	10:02 AM May 25, 2021 by Possum3
	Wasp. (Preview)	Possum3	0	455	06:45 AM May 25, 2021 by Possum3
	Reports from the engineering team to the CEO (Preview) The Engineer's Dictionary Major Technological Breakthrough... Back to the drawing board. Developed after years of intensive research... It was discovered by accident. Modifications are underway to correct certain minor difficulties... We threw the whole thing out and are starting from scra...	Mike Harding	3	781	05:29 PM May 24, 2021 by Craig1
	Descriptive. (Preview) She was so flat chested that removing her bra was like opening a birthday card and there is no money inside.	Possum3	0	683	05:27 PM May 24, 2021 by Possum3
	Shopping trolley. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1077	10:29 AM May 23, 2021 by Possum3
	The Bored Man (Preview) There's a man named Ralph that goes into a bar, looking very depressed.A friend approaches him and asks, "Why the long face, Ralph?""Oh, I'm just bored. I know every person in the entire world now, and there's just nothing left to challenge me."His friend says, "No, you can't know everyone. Do you kno...	Possum3	0	714	10:05 AM May 23, 2021 by Possum3
	ONE FOR THE LADIES - From CPC. (Preview) Four blokes 'round a campfire, knocking stubbies downThey'd been fishing all day long, then spent an hour in townNow beside their caravans they watched a lady driving in'One of us will have to park it '....he said it with a grin.She was looking for her site as she calmly drove alongJust humming to the r...	Possum3	0	673	09:36 AM May 23, 2021 by Possum3
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