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BEING A SENIOR CITIZEN REALLY SUCKS!!!*
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THE GIRL ACROSS THE STREET - She's gorgeous, voluptuous and single! She lives right across the street. I can see her place from my kitchen window. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door. I opened the door,...
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aussie_paul
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521
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Do the dishes.
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Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but its missing a seal, so whenever it rains, he has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. His girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He rides his new bike to her house, where she is out...
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440
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Ostrich.
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A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries, and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That wi...
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Possum3
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0
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619
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THE PERFECT WIFE
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Hendo
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921
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NAILED IT
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Craig1
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Visit to Cemetery
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You won't see the ending coming in this one............. Cheers Bob
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Bobdown
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849
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Wife is best for first aid
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Craig1
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968
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Driven across the Nullabotr, got 10 minutes to spare.
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On a Vid, Old Guy and Road Rager. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfK79Xblpus
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PeterInSa
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502
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Borrowed car.
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Possum3
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709
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Potatoes.
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835
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Coming this summer
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This will get you off the couch...........
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Bobdown
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805
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Junk.
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Possum3
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486
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Laughs for today
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Bobdown
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548
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Employment interview.
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Roy E
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924
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Indian
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A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down.An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off.The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would le...
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775
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Tech Support
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A young woman submitted the below to tech support about her relationship with her new husband, presumably did it as a joke. Then she got a reply which was way too good to keep to herself. The tech support people's love advice was hilarious and genius!THE QUERYDear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded fro...
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skins
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535
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Gender neutral.
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dont worry
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Craig1
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Just advice.
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723
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Alcohol = Good decision - Never!
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