Just Joking

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A fifth grader asked her mother the age-old question,'How did I get here?'Her mother told her, 'God sent you.'Did God send you, too?' asked the child.'Yes, Dear,' the mother replied.What about Grandma and Grandpa?' the child persisted'He sent them also,' the mother said.'Did he send their parent...

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A young technician and his general manager board a train headed through the mountains.They cant find a place to sit except for two seats across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.After a while, its obvious the young woman and the young tech are interested in each other, because they are g...

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Paddy goes to the vet with his goldfish."I think it's got epilepsy" he tells the vet.Vet takes a look and says "It seems calm enough to me".Paddy says, "I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet". Paddy spies a letter lying on his doormat.It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ".Paddy spends the next 2 hours t...

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Not politically correct but still funny, Cheers Bob

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Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call my dog "Sex".Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to get his license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex. He said, "Id like to have one too." Then I said, "But this is a dog." He said I didn't care what she looked like...

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One Monday morning a postman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway.His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles."Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one hell o...

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Paddy was walking down the road with a sack over his shoulder when he met Mick. 'What's in the sack, Paddy? 'Chickens' said Paddy. 'How many chickens? Paddy' said Mick. "if you can guess, I'll give you the both of them' said Paddy. 'Three' said Mick. An oldie but goodie Cheers Bob -- Edited by Bobdo...

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An old fella went to the doctor. He said he felt terrible and that he was scared he might die. The doctor examined him and told him to stop smoking, stop drinking and stop chasing women. 'Will that make me live longer? asked the old bloke. The doctor said 'No, but it will seem like it'

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Rob Driver · Rob Driver

A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,'OK old fart, Time for you to retire.' The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me Can't you just l...

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A young boy was walking along the docks one day admiring the ships, when a man walked up behind him and said, Thinking of becoming a sailor? Yes, I am! replied the boy. Well, the man said, I have sailed many years and have had many adventures. The boy looked the man up and down, and saw that he had an eye patch...

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If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman.He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility.....Q: 'Officer --- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'A: 'N...

Phillipn · Phillipn

Kids have wonderfully imaginative minds! These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!! JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?' MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny h...

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	Creation. (Preview) A fifth grader asked her mother the age-old question,'How did I get here?'Her mother told her, 'God sent you.'Did God send you, too?' asked the child.'Yes, Dear,' the mother replied.What about Grandma and Grandpa?' the child persisted'He sent them also,' the mother said.'Did he send their parent...	Possum3	0	578	10:57 AM Jan 5, 2021 by Possum3
	Pick up. (Preview)	Possum3	0	559	08:10 AM Jan 5, 2021 by Possum3
	On the train. (Preview) A young technician and his general manager board a train headed through the mountains.They cant find a place to sit except for two seats across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.After a while, its obvious the young woman and the young tech are interested in each other, because they are g...	Possum3	2	671	08:52 PM Jan 4, 2021 by Craig1
	GOTTA LUV PADDY. (Preview) Paddy goes to the vet with his goldfish."I think it's got epilepsy" he tells the vet.Vet takes a look and says "It seems calm enough to me".Paddy says, "I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet". Paddy spies a letter lying on his doormat.It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ".Paddy spends the next 2 hours t...	Possum3	0	596	08:50 AM Jan 4, 2021 by Possum3
	Les Patterson (Preview) Not politically correct but still funny, Cheers Bob	Bobdown	3	888	06:20 PM Jan 3, 2021 by Tony Bev
	Sex. (Preview) Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call my dog "Sex".Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to get his license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex. He said, "Id like to have one too." Then I said, "But this is a dog." He said I didn't care what she looked like...	Possum3	0	764	12:31 PM Jan 3, 2021 by Possum3
	Postman. (Preview) One Monday morning a postman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway.His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles."Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one hell o...	Possum3	0	703	07:20 AM Jan 2, 2021 by Possum3
	2021 wish. (Preview)	Possum3	0	927	08:00 PM Jan 1, 2021 by Possum3
	Paddy and Mick (Preview) Paddy was walking down the road with a sack over his shoulder when he met Mick. 'What's in the sack, Paddy? 'Chickens' said Paddy. 'How many chickens? Paddy' said Mick. "if you can guess, I'll give you the both of them' said Paddy. 'Three' said Mick. An oldie but goodie Cheers Bob -- Edited by Bobdo...	Bobdown	0	552	05:31 PM Jan 1, 2021 by Bobdown
	At the Doctors (Preview) An old fella went to the doctor. He said he felt terrible and that he was scared he might die. The doctor examined him and told him to stop smoking, stop drinking and stop chasing women. 'Will that make me live longer? asked the old bloke. The doctor said 'No, but it will seem like it'	Bobdown	0	609	05:24 PM Jan 1, 2021 by Bobdown
	Overseas travel. (Preview)	Possum3	1	921	03:03 PM Jan 1, 2021 by Bobdown
	Happy New Year. (Preview)	Possum3	3	720	12:31 PM Dec 31, 2020 by 2weis
	Ford. (Preview)	Possum3	5	823	11:48 AM Dec 31, 2020 by Greg 1
	Bloody Chooks (Preview) A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,'OK old fart, Time for you to retire.' The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me Can't you just l...	Rob Driver	1	755	11:32 PM Dec 30, 2020 by oldbloke
	Chooks again (Preview)	Rob Driver	1	749	10:07 PM Dec 30, 2020 by Possum3
	Pirates. (Preview) A young boy was walking along the docks one day admiring the ships, when a man walked up behind him and said, Thinking of becoming a sailor? Yes, I am! replied the boy. Well, the man said, I have sailed many years and have had many adventures. The boy looked the man up and down, and saw that he had an eye patch...	Possum3	0	618	10:09 AM Dec 30, 2020 by Possum3
	Great minds. (Preview)	Possum3	0	735	08:43 AM Dec 30, 2020 by Possum3
	Trust. (Preview) If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman.He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility.....Q: 'Officer --- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'A: 'N...	Possum3	0	964	11:31 PM Dec 29, 2020 by Possum3
	The Things Kids Say (Preview) Kids have wonderfully imaginative minds! These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!! JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?' MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny h...	Phillipn	1	606	08:20 PM Dec 29, 2020 by Craig1
	They can. (Preview)	Possum3	1	611	09:48 AM Dec 29, 2020 by Craig1
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