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Duck in COVID.
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A duck walked into a bar an asked the bartenderYou got any breadThe bartender said no we have no bread an where is your maskYou must wear a mask in hereThe duck looks at the bartender an saysYou got any breadThe bartender fuming says to the duckTheres no bread an you need a mask when you come in hereThe duck...
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596
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Covid jab
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This cure was made in China..........
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Bobdown
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1369
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Internet problems.
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917
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Who's the boss........
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Bobdown
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662
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Nag, nag, nag
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An old country farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out ploughing with his old mule. He tried to plough a lot. One day, when he was out ploughing his wife brought him lunch in the...
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Bobdown
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658
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A Letter from Wayne ...
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It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger.When you notice this, try to show some understanding.My name is Wayne , and let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Beverly.W...
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Wallaby.
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871
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A Late Night Lecture
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89 year old Ron Chester was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night. Ron replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late." The officer asked, "Really? Who's giving th...
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Rob Driver
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770
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Bird Dog.
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An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck.Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him.He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, the eternal pessimist who refus...
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785
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Dad saying
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rgren2
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900
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Warning Light?
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BLD.
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So I was at the store earlier with my service dog. The lady in front of me at checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart. With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had. I told her it was my service dog. Then she got real snarky and said, I knew that. What type of service? I said he was...
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Math.
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809
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Respect.
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Chihuahua.
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Daylight Saving to end.
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Having another baby..
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I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing." The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is becaus...
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Rob Driver
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Nothing On
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After I perused the Free to Air TV guide last night, my wife said " anything on?" My reply, "There is more on a hard boiled egg than the b..... TV"
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Value.
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A giant ship's engine broke down and no one could repair it, so they hired a Mechanical Engineer with over 40 years of experience.He inspected the engine very carefully, from top to bottom.After seeing everything, the engineer unloaded the bag and pulled out a small hammer.He knocked something gen...
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Risque!
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A young woman was preparing for her wedding.She asked her mother to go out and buy a nice long black negligee and carefully place it in her suitcase so it would not wrinkle.Well, Mom forgot until the last minute.She dashed out and could only find a short pink nighty.She bought it and threw it into the sui...
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