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Out for a Jog
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While out one morning, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball in the park. Seeing as no one was around, he slipped the ball into the pocket of his shorts.Later, on his way home, the jogger stopped at a pedestrian crossing and waited for the lights to change colour.A woman standing next to him eyed the larg...
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skins
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i Watch
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Craig1
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A CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL
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Would this be an acceptable reason to laugh at a funeral? A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he had worked at for most of his life...A huge heart... covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the ho...
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Funnies
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Bobdown
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Wash day.
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Possum3
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958
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Noah.
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Sign.
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Traffic snow jams and electric cars
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Snow, Traffic Jams, and Electric Cars.Has anyone thought about it?If all cars were electric ... and were caught up in a three hour traffic jam... dead batteries! Then what?Not to mention, that there is virtually no heating in an electric vehicle.And if you get stuck on the road all night, no batte...
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Not a joke-but you have to laugh
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Plain Truth
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Jealousy
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Funny one about animals.....
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Bobdown
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I've got a new cat.
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Possum3
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Licence
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I think I'm going to lose my drivers license... and all just because of a stupid police officer... The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car: Officer: "License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!" Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything." Officer: "Ok, let'...
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Gundog
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Melbourne Lockdown
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Got up this morning and ran around the block 5 times, then I got tired , so I picked is up and put it back in the box .
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Recoup
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Confessional.
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Virus cleaner
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Plain Truth
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MUMBAI TRAFFIC PROBLEMS
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That'll learn them...........
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Bobdown
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1911 Gum Card.
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Possum3
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Two more excellent reasons why you really need a caravan
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A you tube vid by John Cadogan sorry can't post a link, hoping someone will cheers
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Camping.
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Dead body
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Acting on a tip off police went to a small wooded area off the main road. They found a naked dead man with a Weetbix sticking out of his fundamental orifice. A spokesman said that they are looking for a cereal killer.
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