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Fire drill.
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912
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Two old Ladies
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Bit dry Two little old ladies, Joan and Jan, were sittingon a park bench outside the local town hall wherea flower show was in progress. The short one, Jan, leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $10I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flo...
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Zero emission target
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anolphart
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Brisbane Broncos supporters
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A reporter asked Alfie Lager recently if the 90s Broncos team could beat the current Storm or Panthers teams. He said Yes.The reporter then asked By how many points? Alfie replied 2 to 4. The reporter asked Why so few points? Alfie replied Well, most of us are almost 60. Classic!
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skins
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774
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You have been with me all through the bad times
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A womans husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears; You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times.When I...
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681
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In the ring.
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779
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BLUE****roaches
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13 BLUE****roaches went to Townsville, At 10.15 last night they said " we like this place" -- Edited by Craig1 on Thursday 10th of June 2021 09:05:53 AM
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Craig1
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News.
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An oldie.
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Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife.A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this:Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little someth...
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803
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Dirt
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Watcha doing?
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790
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Girlfriend
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My girlfriend invited me to her house where I found her sister alone. So I sat there waiting for my girlfriend while her unbelievable sexy sister was sitting next to me . A few moments later she whispered to me we should have sex while my sister isn't home . I immediately got up and turned around to head b...
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Recoup
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Cruise.
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Crocodiles
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A group of tourists was visiting a crocodile farm and they were in a floating structure in the middle of a crocodile lake.The owner of the farm shouted: "Whoever jumps into the water and swims to shore, will receive 10 million dollars. The silence was deafening.Suddenly, a man jumped into the water.H...
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797
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Pee in pool.
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870
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Missing wife.
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863
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Conjoined twins walk into an American Bar
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Conjoined twins walk into an American Bar and park themselves on a couple of bar stools.One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two schooners of Fosters please."The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while p...
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skins
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a low blow
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https://wwos.nine.com.au/videos/afl/docker-banned-over-low-blow/ckpme3q4j000z0gnw73pnt43r
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Johnny....
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Johnny's teacher is giving a lesson on nutrition, and she decides to ask her students what they had for breakfast. To add a spelling component, she asks the students to also spell their answers.Susan puts up her hand and says she had an egg "E-G-G" "Very good" says the teacher.Peter says he had toast "T...
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Raffle ticket.
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