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PC Humour.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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1
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914
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Cornbread & Cooter.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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1
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1076
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Fast ball
(Preview)
quicker than a speedin bullet
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Craig1
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0
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747
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nunns and war
(Preview)
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Craig1
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4
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1439
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The liar tweets tonight
(Preview)
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Whenarewethere
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2
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1251
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Bohemian Rhapsody Trump Cover
(Preview)
Bohemian Rhapsody Trump Cover
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Whenarewethere
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1
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959
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A Good Aussie Bloke!
(Preview)
The Missus and I walked past a swanky new restaurant last night. "Did you smell that food, it smelled incredible?" she said. Being the good Aussie bloke that I am, I thought : "Bugger it. I'll give her a treat !" So, we walked past it again!
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skins
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1
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862
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COVID
(Preview)
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Possum3
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3
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1179
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Doctors
(Preview)
Bloody doctors get you one way or another..........
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Bobdown
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2
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1145
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Dump point terror
(Preview)
Removed sorry if it was offensive. -- Edited by Clarky 1 on Tuesday 2nd of February 2021 09:37:47 AM
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Clarky 1
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0
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908
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Tea or
(Preview)
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Craig1
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0
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897
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never give up
(Preview)
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Craig1
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0
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612
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Hotel guest.
(Preview)
A Jamaican Hotel guest calls down to room service. The desk clerk answers and asks "How may I help you". The man says "Yes, I'm in room 585. You need to send somebody to my room immediately" "I'm having an argument with my wife and she says she is going to jump out the window". The clerk replies, "I'm sorry S...
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Possum3
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0
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745
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The French Brexit Song
(Preview)
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Whenarewethere
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1
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962
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Child logic.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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1
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903
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Satan.
(Preview)
A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.Everyone started screaming and running for the back entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soo...
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Possum3
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0
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766
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This'll make the guys wince.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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1
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889
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Shop lifter
(Preview)
A cranky older woman "in her senior years" was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store. She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting officer who took her away. She complained and criticized everything and everyone throughout the process. When she a...
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oldbloke
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0
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893
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For the Ladies.
(Preview)
While conducting some business at the Courthouse, I overheard a lady, who had been arrested for assaulting a Mammogram Technician, say "Your Honor, I'm guilty but..... There were extenuating circumstances."The female Judge said, sarcastically, "I'd certainly like to hear those extenuating c...
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Possum3
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0
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799
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Lost wife.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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1
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982
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