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Alzheimers?
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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822
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Survey result.
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Possum3
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0
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839
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Life Skills
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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871
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In Court.
(Preview)
I was in court the other day and I heard the prosecutor say to the defendant: "I have some good news and some bad news".Whats the bad news? asks the crook.The bad news is, your blood is all over the crime scene, and the DNA tests prove you did it.Whats the good news?Your cholesterol is low.
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Possum3
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0
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1019
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Sure sign.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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481
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She made me do it
(Preview)
did--A 1953 Post Card -- Edited by Craig1 on Friday 7th of May 2021 04:48:47 PM
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Craig1
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1
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868
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Church Bulletins
(Preview)
> > They're back! > > Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with > > typewriters. These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually > > appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services: > > The Fasting & Prayer Confere...
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Bobdown
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3
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1271
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Church sign.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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6
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1434
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Can't make this stuff up
(Preview)
I like seeing people hurt themselves............
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Bobdown
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1
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983
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Strippers- Very Naughty Do not go here if easily offeneded
(Preview)
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Craig1
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4
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1032
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The big green shed.
(Preview)
You'd be surprised how quickly employees at Bunning's assist you after waiting 20 minutes, when you try and start a chainsaw.
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Possum3
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5
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1186
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Dont Give a S....
(Preview)
Hope no one has stolen all the free paper
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Craig1
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0
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679
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Neighbor
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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853
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sonofabitch?
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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721
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Boy behind a large woman
(Preview)
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Craig1
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1
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744
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Richard.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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704
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New Corvette.
(Preview)
A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more.Looking in his rear view mirror,...
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Possum3
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0
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850
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Boating.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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693
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Snow White
(Preview)
In woke news theres apparently a problem in relation to consent with a Snow White ride at Disneyland, according to Sky News host Paul Murray. The prince wakes Snow White from her slumber, because shes asleep shes not able to give consent to the kiss, Mr Murray said. So apparently we need to change the ri...
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Possum3
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0
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645
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Home security
(Preview)
Now that I'm older, slower and on a fixed income, I've disconnected my home alarm system. I also decided to turn off my external lights and resigned from Neighbourhood Watch. To save money I've raised 2 Pakistani flags in my front garden, one at each corner and have the black flag of ISIS in the centre...
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Bobdown
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1
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794
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