Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Murphy, a furniture dealer from Dublin, decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find.After arriving in Paris, he visited with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home. To celebrate the new acquisitio...

rgren2 · rgren2

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

The Satnav A new poem by Pam AyresI have a little Satnav, It sits there in my carA Satnav is a driver's friend it tells you where you are.I have a little Satnav, I've had it all my lifeIt's better than the normal ones, My Satnav is my wife.It gives me full instructions, Especially how to drive"It's sixty mi...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired.They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?""That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Man wakes up one morning to see his wife in a skimpy negligee, standing by the bed with some velvet rope in her hand.She purrs at him..."Tie me up and you can do anything that you like"He thought - now that's an offer I can't refuse!So he did, and went out and played golf.....

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks once more for old time's sake.He hires a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's going at it as best as he can for a guy his age when he asks, "How am I doing?"The prostitute replies, "Well, sailor, you're doing about three knots.""T...

Aussie1 · Aussie1

I was walking past a mental hospital the other day, and all of the patients were shouting " 13... 13... 13.. The fence was to high to see over. But I saw a little gap in the planks , so I looked through to see what was going on. Some bloody idiot pocked me in the eye with a stick. Then they all started shoutin...

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Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost.He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said, "Can you please help me, I don't know what Hole I'm on."She told him "You are one hole behind me. I'm on 7; you're on 6."He thanked her and continued playing golf.Later, he got lost again.He saw the same lady an...

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

A 5 year old girl went to visit her grandmother one day. She played with her dolls as grandma dusted the furniture. At one point, she looked up and asked: "Grandma. how come you don't have a boyfriend?" Grandma replied: "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroon and watch it all day long. The TV e...

Gundog · Gundog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ_2QUu34V8&t=2s

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

An Italian man said, 'Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil, we made passionate love, and she screamed for five full minutes at the end.' The Frenchman boasted, 'Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her body all over with butter. We then made passionate lo...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A motorcycle police officer stops a driver for shooting through a red light.The driver is a real bastard, steps out of his car and comes striding toward the officer,demanding to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo!So the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation.The motorist insta...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	The Irish Furniture Dealer.. (Preview) Murphy, a furniture dealer from Dublin, decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find.After arriving in Paris, he visited with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home. To celebrate the new acquisitio...	aussie_paul	0	459	06:42 PM Oct 11, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Oh, brother. (Preview)	rgren2	1	700	09:33 AM Oct 11, 2024 by peter67
	A small tourist town.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	627	10:16 PM Oct 10, 2024 by aussie_paul
	The Satnav A new poem by Pam Ayres.. (Preview) The Satnav A new poem by Pam AyresI have a little Satnav, It sits there in my carA Satnav is a driver's friend it tells you where you are.I have a little Satnav, I've had it all my lifeIt's better than the normal ones, My Satnav is my wife.It gives me full instructions, Especially how to drive"It's sixty mi...	aussie_paul	0	595	07:27 PM Oct 8, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Funnies...... (Preview) A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired.They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?""That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a...	aussie_paul	0	519	07:23 PM Oct 8, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Susan. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	445	07:19 PM Oct 8, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Can't refuse.. (Preview) Man wakes up one morning to see his wife in a skimpy negligee, standing by the bed with some velvet rope in her hand.She purrs at him..."Tie me up and you can do anything that you like"He thought - now that's an offer I can't refuse!So he did, and went out and played golf.....	aussie_paul	0	499	07:17 PM Oct 8, 2024 by aussie_paul
	3 Knots (Preview) An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks once more for old time's sake.He hires a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's going at it as best as he can for a guy his age when he asks, "How am I doing?"The prostitute replies, "Well, sailor, you're doing about three knots.""T...	Southern Cruizer	0	528	06:08 PM Oct 8, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
	How I learned to mind my own business: (Preview) I was walking past a mental hospital the other day, and all of the patients were shouting " 13... 13... 13.. The fence was to high to see over. But I saw a little gap in the planks , so I looked through to see what was going on. Some bloody idiot pocked me in the eye with a stick. Then they all started shoutin...	Aussie1	0	565	08:26 PM Oct 7, 2024 by Aussie1
	A young woman.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	687	11:00 PM Oct 6, 2024 by aussie_paul
	And another thing.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	602	10:58 PM Oct 6, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Sick leave.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	489	10:57 PM Oct 6, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Same sex.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	450	10:53 PM Oct 6, 2024 by aussie_paul
	I don't care.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	487	10:50 PM Oct 6, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Golf (Preview) A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost.He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said, "Can you please help me, I don't know what Hole I'm on."She told him "You are one hole behind me. I'm on 7; you're on 6."He thanked her and continued playing golf.Later, he got lost again.He saw the same lady an...	Southern Cruizer	0	509	01:28 PM Oct 6, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
	5 year old girl (Preview) A 5 year old girl went to visit her grandmother one day. She played with her dolls as grandma dusted the furniture. At one point, she looked up and asked: "Grandma. how come you don't have a boyfriend?" Grandma replied: "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroon and watch it all day long. The TV e...	Southern Cruizer	0	612	07:50 PM Oct 5, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
	Todays Please explain cartoon (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ_2QUu34V8&t=2s	Gundog	2	790	05:34 PM Oct 5, 2024 by rgren2
	3 Men (Preview) An Italian man said, 'Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil, we made passionate love, and she screamed for five full minutes at the end.' The Frenchman boasted, 'Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her body all over with butter. We then made passionate lo...	Southern Cruizer	0	554	09:06 PM Oct 4, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
	Love this policeman. . . . . (Preview) A motorcycle police officer stops a driver for shooting through a red light.The driver is a real bastard, steps out of his car and comes striding toward the officer,demanding to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo!So the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation.The motorist insta...	aussie_paul	1	633	06:58 PM Oct 3, 2024 by Aussie1
	As I grow older.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	512	05:23 PM Oct 3, 2024 by aussie_paul
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