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The Front Porch
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On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?" And God sa...
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Books and crooks
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Suspected burglar caught after sitting down with book: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvg4kpv3p4zoA would-be burglar in Rome was caught after stopping to read a book on Greek mythology in the middle of a robbery, Italian media report.The 38-year-old reportedly gained acce...
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Gas..
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GasI was in a restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realised that I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really loud so I timed my farts to the beat of the music.After a couple of songs I started to feel better. I finished my coffee and then I noticed that everybody was staring at me.Then I suddenl...
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Her Love Dress
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The mother-in-law stopped by the recently married couples house unexpectedly. She rang the doorbell and stepped inside, where she saw her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.What are you doing? she asked.Im waiting for my husband to come home from work, the daughter-in-law answered.But...
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Hmmm
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Forgive me, father..
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Forgive me, fatherThere once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.' The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.'The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me sev...
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No regrets..
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Irish..
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Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog forcompany. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest andasked, 'Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?'Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for ananimal i...
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Says here..
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Captcha for nerds
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Bingo Caller
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-- Edited by Southern Cruizer on Thursday 22nd of August 2024 12:23:16 PM
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Sandals
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A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica . They were touring around the market-place looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop.From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, 'You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop.'So the married couple walk...
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AC adaptors
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Guess what this is
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsO5hdrh9XU -- Edited by dorian on Tuesday 20th of August 2024 05:01:59 AM
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Every idiot can count to 1
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An ad by National Semiconductor, a manufacturer of ICs and semiconductors, and a poster of their analogue designer showing his opinion of digital designers.
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