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Air disaster..
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Air disaster.As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.She removes all her clothing and asks, Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?A man stands up, removes his shi...
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Kangaroos
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Daffy Duck..
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Taxi..
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True test..
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A woman, who was cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note for him saying:"I've had enough and left you, don't bother coming after me".As soon as she heard him coming home she hid under the bed to see his reaction when he read her note.When the husband had parked the ca...
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True test..
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A woman, who was cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note for him saying:"I've had enough and left you, don't bother coming after me".As soon as she heard him coming home she hid under the bed to see his reaction when he read her note.When the husband had parked the ca...
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Difficult..
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The "Five Second Rule"..
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The "Five Second Rule"You lose if...You don't spot the shark within five seconds.
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Butter..
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Four friends..
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Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect desert camping and riding trip. Two days before the group is to leave Rob's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Rob's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do. Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ro...
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Who was that?
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A woman has a saucy secret rendezvous with her lover, who also happens to be her husbands best friend, and they make love for hours.Afterwards, as theyre lying in bed together, the womans home telephone rings. As she answers, her lover listens in, only hearing her side of the conversation.Hello? Oh,...
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Precious..
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Still funny.Precious.A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp,Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?As the shopkeepers heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that hes on her level, and asks,Do you want a widdle white wabby, or a thoft and fuwwy bac...
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A preacher..
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A preacher was making his rounds to his parishioners on a bicycle when he came upon little Johnny trying to sell a lawn mower. "How much do you want for the mower?" asked the preacher."I just want enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle," said little Johnny.After a moment of consideration, the preach...
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What..
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What do you call an old snowman? Scroll down** * * * * * * * * * A glass of water
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Recently..
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Recently, while I was working in the flower beds in my front yard, my neighbours stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog.During our friendly conversation, I asked their little girl what she wanted to be when she grew up.She said she wanted to be Prime Minister someday.Both of her p...
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I remember..
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I remember the bologna of my childhood,And the bread that we cut with a knife,When the children helped with the housework,And the men went to work not the wife.The cheese never needed a fridge,And the bread was so crusty and hot,The children were seldom unhappyAnd the wife was content with her lot.I r...
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I asked a friend..
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How to tell time..
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Eric..
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Down the aisle..
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