Just Joking

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Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She repl...

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Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood.They parked their truck the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house, a woman looking out her kitchen window watched the two men as they ch...

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Irish Blonde... An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland , arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated And bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." with that, She stripped from the ne...

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While riding my Harley, I swerved to to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?As I looked up, I notic...

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Many years ago in a large Caithness houseA gorgeous maid met her madam and asked for a pay rise."why are you asking for a pay rise?" asked the madam."cause i iron better an ye " answered the maid.Silently fuming, the madam asked, "who said that?""yer husband did."Silent fuming intensifies. A bit dari...

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A retired couple book a two week cruise and decide they cant bear to be parted from their little pet dog for such a long timeThey somehow arrange for the dog to accompany them on the high seas for the holiday, sailing all over the place.One day the man takes the dog for exercise around the deck, he throws a b...

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Little johnny worked in a pickle factory.He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.He had an urge to stick his pen!s into the pickle slicer.His wife suggested that he should see a s*x therapist to talk about it, but jo...

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A few years ago a rural petrol station owner was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, "Free Sex with Fill-Up."Soon a local crofter pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would get his free sex. Th...

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Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creepi...

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A guy goes fishing every Saturday morning. He gets up early and eager, makes his lunch, hooks up his boat and off he goes, all day long.Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch made, puts on his long johns, grabs the dog and goes to the garage to hook up his boat to the tru...

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A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"The kid says "Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in North Dakota ."Well, the boss was unsure, but he liked the kid and figur...

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Condom factory burns down in New Zealand :Helen Clarke, ex-Prime Minister of New Zulland, is awoken at 4am by the telephone."Hillen, its the Hilth Munister here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emergincy !! I've jist received word thet the Durex factory en Aucklind hes burned to the gr...

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Three old maids die and arrive in heaven at the same time.When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their...

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*I went for a walk with my new girlfriend and we saw dogs mating . She said : How does the male know when the female is ready for sex ?* *I replied : He can smell she is ready . That is how nature works .* *We then walked past a sheep field and the ram was mating the ewe . Again my girlfriend asked : How the ram kne...

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A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the home owner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then g...

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Four retired truck drivers are walking down a street in Cooktown. They turned a corner andsee a sign that says, Old Timer's Bar - all drinks 10 cents!They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true.The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, 'Come on in and l...

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I still remember the time when my father gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead, I bought a lottery ticket for a brand new car.When I got home, I explained to my dad what I did and he beat the crap out of me.But the next day, when my dad woke up and opened the door, outside my house was a brand new c...

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	Johnny again. (Preview) Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She repl...	Possum3	0	861	11:10 AM Nov 30, 2020 by Possum3
	Why? (Preview) Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood.They parked their truck the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house, a woman looking out her kitchen window watched the two men as they ch...	Possum3	0	912	10:43 AM Nov 30, 2020 by Possum3
	Irish Blonde... (Preview) Irish Blonde... An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland , arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated And bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." with that, She stripped from the ne...	valiant81	0	1058	10:28 AM Nov 30, 2020 by valiant81
	My wife........... (Preview) While riding my Harley, I swerved to to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?As I looked up, I notic...	Possum3	2	1276	10:18 AM Nov 30, 2020 by 2weis
	Scottish Maid. (Preview) Many years ago in a large Caithness houseA gorgeous maid met her madam and asked for a pay rise."why are you asking for a pay rise?" asked the madam."cause i iron better an ye " answered the maid.Silently fuming, the madam asked, "who said that?""yer husband did."Silent fuming intensifies. A bit dari...	Possum3	0	927	08:23 AM Nov 30, 2020 by Possum3
	Pet doggy. (Preview) A retired couple book a two week cruise and decide they cant bear to be parted from their little pet dog for such a long timeThey somehow arrange for the dog to accompany them on the high seas for the holiday, sailing all over the place.One day the man takes the dog for exercise around the deck, he throws a b...	Possum3	3	946	08:22 AM Nov 30, 2020 by KJB
	A Pickle. (Preview) Little johnny worked in a pickle factory.He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.He had an urge to stick his pen!s into the pickle slicer.His wife suggested that he should see a s*x therapist to talk about it, but jo...	Possum3	0	1011	08:21 AM Nov 30, 2020 by Possum3
	fREE SEX. (Preview) A few years ago a rural petrol station owner was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, "Free Sex with Fill-Up."Soon a local crofter pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would get his free sex. Th...	Possum3	1	822	09:27 PM Nov 29, 2020 by oldbloke
	Old Lady. (Preview) Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creepi...	Possum3	0	881	05:41 PM Nov 29, 2020 by Possum3
	Fishing (Preview) A guy goes fishing every Saturday morning. He gets up early and eager, makes his lunch, hooks up his boat and off he goes, all day long.Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch made, puts on his long johns, grabs the dog and goes to the garage to hook up his boat to the tru...	Possum3	0	901	02:06 PM Nov 29, 2020 by Possum3
	New Employee. (Preview) A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"The kid says "Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in North Dakota ."Well, the boss was unsure, but he liked the kid and figur...	Possum3	1	977	12:43 PM Nov 29, 2020 by Bicyclecamper
	New Zealand Condom Factory Burns to Ground (Preview) Condom factory burns down in New Zealand :Helen Clarke, ex-Prime Minister of New Zulland, is awoken at 4am by the telephone."Hillen, its the Hilth Munister here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emergincy !! I've jist received word thet the Durex factory en Aucklind hes burned to the gr...	Possum3	1	1018	03:45 PM Nov 28, 2020 by Long Weekend
	Three old maids. (Preview) Three old maids die and arrive in heaven at the same time.When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their...	Possum3	0	802	10:41 AM Nov 28, 2020 by Possum3
	"Latest Covid joke" (Preview) I went for a walk with my new girlfriend and we saw dogs mating . She said : How does the male know when the female is ready for sex ? I replied : He can smell she is ready . That is how nature works . *We then walked past a sheep field and the ram was mating the ewe . Again my girlfriend asked : How the ram kne...	Possum3	1	3056	04:46 PM Nov 27, 2020 by Craig1
	I love you. (Preview) A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the home owner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then g...	Possum3	0	855	03:45 PM Nov 27, 2020 by Possum3
	Fridays funnies (Preview)	Bobdown	0	771	11:34 AM Nov 27, 2020 by Bobdown
	An oldie. (Preview) Four retired truck drivers are walking down a street in Cooktown. They turned a corner andsee a sign that says, Old Timer's Bar - all drinks 10 cents!They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true.The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, 'Come on in and l...	Possum3	1	513	08:28 AM Nov 27, 2020 by Mike Harding
	Weight loss goal. (Preview)	Possum3	1	1071	08:09 PM Nov 26, 2020 by Mobi Condo
	BMW. (Preview)	Possum3	5	1332	06:13 PM Nov 26, 2020 by Whenarewethere
	Lottery Win (Preview) I still remember the time when my father gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead, I bought a lottery ticket for a brand new car.When I got home, I explained to my dad what I did and he beat the crap out of me.But the next day, when my dad woke up and opened the door, outside my house was a brand new c...	Possum3	1	556	09:40 AM Nov 26, 2020 by dorian
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