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Old Lady Driving.
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"An older lady gets pulled over for speeding"...Older Woman: Is there a problem, officer?Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.Older Woman: Oh, I see.Officer: Can I see your license please?Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.Officer: Don't have one?Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago fo...
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Possum3
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640
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Winter in the Arctic
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Nothing wrong with using the pot...........
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Bobdown
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1073
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Sexual Truths
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Sexual Truths "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL500." Frank Sinatra "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." George Burns "My mother never saw the irony in c...
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Bobdown
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894
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Vegan
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fwdoz
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5
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1520
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Rye Bread
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yobarr
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988
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Tattoos
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A great story taken from a recent copy of The Yorkshire Herald. Buttock Tattoo Terror Lands Rotherham Pair In Hospital A furious row has broken out between a local tattoo artist and his client after what started out as a routine inking session left both of them requiring emergency hospital treatment...
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Roy E
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1284
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downpipe
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FIXING THE GUTTER DOWNSPOUT Today, My wife said to me, "Honey, get off your ass and fix that gutter downspout! And, I want it done before the end of the day!" Well, as you all know, at my age, and most of my friends, are retired and do have the time to address such "Honey do's". So, I...
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Craig1
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892
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golf
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Craig1
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1376
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Once a King always a King... Once a night is not enough
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Remember those days? JUST A SIMPLE QUESTION A virile middle aged Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blond woman.Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they...
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JayDee
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901
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Clever Dog
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Possum3
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1
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1545
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Mosquito
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Possum3
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1
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1445
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Campfire
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Possum3
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1284
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Sometimes.
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Possum3
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1169
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Guessing game.
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Possum3
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1366
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I'm Fine.
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An Irish farmer named Seamus had an accident with a lorry ,and was sueing the lorry company,In court their hot-shot solicitor was questioning Seamus..Solicitor'Now didn't you say to the Police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' .Seamus'Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my...
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Possum3
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1202
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Irish again and again
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VOTED BEST JOKE IN IRELAND John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night." She said...
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Craig1
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1612
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Be careful where you hide.
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A CEDA CHEST. A petitioner tells St. Peter that his last day on earth was not a good one. "I came home early and found my wife lying naked in bed. She claimed she had just got out of the shower. Well, her hair was dry and I checked the shower and it was completely dry too. I knew she was into some hanky-pa...
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JayDee
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1046
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Security camera.
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Possum3
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9
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1694
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Before Political Correctness
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Bobdown
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1
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1130
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It's a job.
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There was once two twin brothers who were both born without arms. One day one of the brothers saw that there was a job opening ringing the bell In the bell tower. He goes over there and knocks on the door with his head and the owner answers the door. The owner is unsure about hiring him but decides to give him...
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Possum3
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1613
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