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Just read this and had to post.
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What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate? I'm glad you asked...12:05 pm: It's time. You shotgun a 10 oz bottle like it's a lukewarm PBR and you don't want to be a pussy in front of your older brother's friends.It's suppose to be grape flavored but it's becoming quite clear that whoever led t...
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Religious conversion.
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An old Jew retired and moved to a mostly Catholic neighborhood.He had a habit of cooking out on Fridays and the smell of his steaks was distracting to the neighbors.They asked him on several occasions not to cook beef outdoors on Fridays, but to no avail.Eventually the parish priest came up with the id...
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The Fence Repair - Australian style !!!
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The Fence Repair - Australian style !!! Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fenceat Government House.One is from Cabramatta, another is fromMarrickville, and the third is from Lane Cove.All three go with an official to examine the fence.The Cabramatta contractor takes out a tape measu...
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Backwards.
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I am over 70 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing backwards.Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at le...
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Spider.
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Nice to have you back Possum3
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James Bond
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A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The women notices this and asks, Is your date running late? No, he replies, Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just te...
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Karate.
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Campervan.
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Scared?
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In Heaven.
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Hi! Wanda.WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?SYLVIA: I froze to death.WANDA: How horrible!SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husban...
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Donkey in a well.
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One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.He invited all his neighbors to come over an...
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An oldie.
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A sixteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to fuss. Where did you get that car?!He calmly told them, I bought it today.With what money? demanded his parents? We know what a Porsche costs.Well, said the boy, this one cost me fifteen dollars.So the parents began to panic and ask...
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Just imagine this outside caravan door.
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Gaol.
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3 Drunks.
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Three drunks were standing on top of the Empire State Building.The first one said to the other two,"You know, it's a funny thing about these wind currents. A person could jump off this building right now and not even hit the ground. The wind would carry them right back up to the top of the building."The s...
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I've reached .........
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Getting slower.
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Blonde.
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Memory Fail.
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