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Gunpowder for Breakfast.
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Apologies to Dino
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When you swim round a rock and an Eel bites your c--k thats a Moray.
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945
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State Trooper.
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626
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Scottish Father & Son.
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A father walks into a restaurant with his young son.He gives the young boy three 10p coins to play with to keep him occupied.Suddenly, the boy starts choking and going blue in the face....The father realises the boy has swallowed the coins and starts slapping him on the back..The boy coughs up 2 of the 1...
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513
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Kimmel
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VID-20210122-WA0005.mp4 Very well done, watch it to the end! Not sure if this link works. Video can be found on Youtube. -- Edited by Magnarc on Thursday 28th of January 2021 08:43:59 AM
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Magnarc
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Telecommunications.
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After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists foundtraces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion thattheir ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.Not to be outdone by the British, in the weeks that followed, an Americanarchae...
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909
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beeer and stuff
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Craig1
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700
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Warning: bodily functions that may offend
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Three old guys were sitting and talking about being old. The first old man said "I'd give anything to have a good wee like I did when I was young. Every morning I get up it takes me 5 minutes to wee, and then it's only a small dribble." The second old man said "I'd give anything to have a good poo like I did wh...
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Buzz Lightbulb
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Female Medical Examination
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Female Medical Examination During a lady's medical examination, the British doctor says, "Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the part that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble." The lady starts taking off her undies but is interrupted by the doctor. "N...
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Bobdown
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716
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Virus funnies
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Bobdown
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527
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Message for the manager
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A beautiful young woman walks up to a barman in the establishment in which she'd been drinking, smiles and says to the barman "I'd like to speak to the manager please.". The barman, keen to strike up a conversation with this beauty, says "He's not here miss. May I help you?". She replies "I'd really lik...
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Buzz Lightbulb
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624
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Circle Flies.
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A farmer was pulled over by a police officer who was renowned for being a bully.Your break light is out said the police officer. Im going to write you up.Im sorry officer, I didnt realise, said the farmer. Cant you just give me a warning? Ill head straight to the mechanic to fix it.Now listen here the poli...
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826
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Snake Valley
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Whenarewethere
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Proof that cellphones cause headaches.
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Mobile madness...........
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Russian dolls
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I hate Russian dolls.... They're so full of themselves.
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Buzz Lightbulb
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How French Women Lose Weight
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No as dirty as your mind thinks.................
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Bobdown
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Nature for men
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Church Gossip.
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The dead wife
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Paddy went down to his local for a pint, whilst there he ran into his mate Mick. After a while Mick said Hows the missus Paddy. Dead said Paddy "I murdered her. Of course Mick didnt believe him but after a while Paddy finally convinced Mick that he had actually killed his wife. Come on he said I will ta...
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Giggleswick
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What is Celibacy?
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Celibacy can be a choice in life, Or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a Marriage Weekend, my wife and I, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.." He then addressed the men, 'Can you name an...
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