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iFloat ... not
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Did anyone buy this phone?
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Punch-up in parliament
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-08-17/fistfight-breaks-out-in-turkish-parliament/104238346
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BREAKING NEWS!!!
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Teacher Arrested.A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a ., a slide-rule and a calculator.At a morning press conference, Attorney General Jeff Sessions said he believes th...
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At one point..
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At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old basket ball players aside and asked,'Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?'The little boy nodded in the affirmative.'Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?'The little boy nod...
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US$51 & you get 12 years.
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I'm stuffed with AU$250 to the independent country of Ukraine, about 3x as much (allowing for exchange rate variations)! If an A380 gets blown out of the sky, Europe/Australia route, it's because of Putin's retribution.
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Home schooling..
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Female Fantasy..
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Ask any man what a woman's ultimate fantasy is and they will tell you, to have two men at once. According to a recent social logical study this is true, however most men do not realise that in this fantasy, one man is cooking, and the other is cleaning.
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The Co worker..
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A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow and is curious about his sudden change in fashion sense. The man walks up to him and says "I didn't know you were into earrings". "Don't make such a big deal, i...
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Accessories upgrade for "post" car owners.
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Looking at optional upgrades for my new wheelchair to replace the Land Rover 4wd version. The British don't muck about, they make the US look like a pathetic joke.
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Workplace accident..
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Workplace accidentSad news today came out of Nestle about a work accident.A worker had a pallet of chocolate fall from 5 metres off some pallet racking and landed on him hurting him badly. He kept yelling out "THE MILKY BARS ARE ON ME!" and everytime he did his work mates kept on cheering.
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A policeman..
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A policeman is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.After watching the boy's efforts for some time the policeman walks up behind the little fello...
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Man retired..
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Man retired and his wife said, that as the household income had fallen, he would have to stop drinking beerMan thought that it was a reasonable thing to do, and when they went shopping, he did not buy his carton of beerHe noticed his wife was buying make-up, so he asked if they could still afford it"But da...
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Finding your lost luggage..
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Finding your lost luggage at the airport should be easy. However, that's not the case.My Grandad recently had to start using Viagra. Grandma took it pretty hard.My son asked: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?" Yes, we arson.Just found out my mate has been shot with a starting pistol. Police think it's race-...
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