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BLD.
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So I was at the store earlier with my service dog. The lady in front of me at checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart. With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had. I told her it was my service dog. Then she got real snarky and said, I knew that. What type of service? I said he was...
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Possum3
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Math.
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Possum3
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0
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847
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Respect.
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Possum3
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699
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Chihuahua.
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Possum3
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843
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Daylight Saving to end.
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Possum3
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732
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Having another baby..
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I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing." The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is becaus...
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Rob Driver
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1072
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Nothing On
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After I perused the Free to Air TV guide last night, my wife said " anything on?" My reply, "There is more on a hard boiled egg than the b..... TV"
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Craig1
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889
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Value.
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A giant ship's engine broke down and no one could repair it, so they hired a Mechanical Engineer with over 40 years of experience.He inspected the engine very carefully, from top to bottom.After seeing everything, the engineer unloaded the bag and pulled out a small hammer.He knocked something gen...
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Possum3
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1129
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Risque!
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A young woman was preparing for her wedding.She asked her mother to go out and buy a nice long black negligee and carefully place it in her suitcase so it would not wrinkle.Well, Mom forgot until the last minute.She dashed out and could only find a short pink nighty.She bought it and threw it into the sui...
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Possum3
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837
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Some folks not too happy with Meghan . . .
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Bobdown
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Eating in th 50's.
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Possum3
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5
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List.
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Possum3
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4
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Math.
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820
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Disaster in Hospital
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This fellow is in hospital with two broken leg. He is taken short during the night and soils the bed. Nurse changes the sheets and cleans him up. The following night the same thing occurs and, feeling extremely ashamed, he rolls the offending poo into little balls and flicks them down the ward. Two days...
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Magnarc
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1081
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Cowboy Chili.
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Possum3
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849
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Cowboy Shave.
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Possum3
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854
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The wine bottle.
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THE BOTTLE OF WINE For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren't married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine: Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking...
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Roy E
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Postcard from Europe
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"I waved to a man because I thought he waved at me. Apparently he waved to another woman. So to get out of the awkward situation I kept my hand up and a taxi pulled over and drove me to the airport. I am now in Poland starting a new life."
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dorian
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967
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PDF reader
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Police are looking for a man who refuses to update his PDF reader. He's described as 32, single and has no fixed adobe.
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fwdoz
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The golfing Pastor
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A pastor who loves to golf has three golfing buddies who don't go to church constantly telling him how good the golf is on Sunday mornings. "The course is almost deserted" they tell him "and, the weather is always nice". Finally, the pastor gives in and on Saturday evening calls the Associate Pastor an...
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fwdoz
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