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Thirsty.
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Little Charlie.
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Little Charlie and his girl friend Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love.One day they decide that they want to get married, so Charlie goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.Charlie bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her...
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Left keys in car.
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Leaving the Store, I couldn't find my Keys. They weren't in my pockets.Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.My wife has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition. She's afraid that the car could be stolen.As I looked around...
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Spread yourself around...
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Pilot.
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A WOMAN was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane ...Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney.The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes..Everybody got off the plane except one lady who wa...
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Loose spanner.
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For Tony. (Eaglemax.)
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-- Edited by Possum3 on Friday 9th of April 2021 08:15:49 PM
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absurd signage.
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A few quotable quotes currently doing the rounds
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An invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either. I didn't think the chiropractor would improve my posture. But I stand corrected. I took my new girlfriend out on our first date to the ice rink, and entry was half price. She called me a cheap skate. Studies show co...
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Wedding night.
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A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon.They opened the champagne and began undressing. When the groom removed his socks, his new wife asked, "Ewww - what's wrong with your feet?!Your toes look all mangled and weird!! Why ar...
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The Child-bride.
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Well, it's like this .................
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Home made!!
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Human vs Animals.
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Roast dinner.
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One for Yobar.
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Marriage Math.
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My Dear Wife,You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 48 years old, can no longer satisfy.I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with m...
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Nuthin but the pub.
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Here's one for Ric. (Bicycle Camper).
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RAAF.
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Two Queensland Police Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on the Cunningham Highway,just west of the Amberley Air force Base at Ipswich.The officers were using hand held radar devices to check speeding vehicles approaching the crest of a hill. The officers were suddenly surprised wh...
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