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A romantic night
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A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together.He takes her to his place, and he shows her around his apartment. She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds a...
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Sign of the Times
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Plain Truth
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Bud Light Ad
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Romance in a horse drawn carriage
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Job interview
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The Queens breasts...
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Once upon a time, there lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts.Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen's breasts for this reason.He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Hor...
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Neat fridge
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We need one in Mt Barker..............
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The dead horse
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The dead horse A young man named Donald bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Donald's house and said, Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died. Donald replied, Well, then just give me my money back. The far...
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CANDIDATES FOR THIS YEAR'S DARWIN AWARDS
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They are out there.........
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Sex Discussion
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Story of my life..............
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PICK OUT THE GUY - NO CHEATING
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Every year in Bangkok , the men have a beauty contest to see if they're more gorgeous than the women. Here is an example. The answers are at the bottom, but don't cheat by going there first. In each of the following photos, try to guess which member of the couple is a girl and which is a guy. There are 6...
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The world is going to end
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A Buddhist, a Christian & Bob Hawk had a meeting with God. God told them to go back to your people and tell them the world is going to end. The Buddhist went back and told the people, I have some bad news and some even worse news. There is a God and the world is going to end. The Christian went back and told t...
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WHAT THE DOCTORS ARE REALLY SAYING ABOUT COVID
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WHAT THE DOCTORS ARE REALLY SAYING ABOUT COVID So ..... Medical experts were asked if it is now time to ease the lockdown Allergists were in favour of scratching it, but Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but Neurologists tho...
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whats worse
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What's worse? A man went to the Harborview Medical Center in Seattle, Washington, to have his wedding ring cut off his penis.According to the nurse attending the operation, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket. She didn't know he was married and she was so mad she used petrole...
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The worlds most advanced doctors
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There is a convention of Doctors from all over the world arguing over who is the most advanced.An Israeli doctor says: In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a mans testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work.A German doctor says: Thats nothing, in Germany, we too...
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retired thoughts
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What deep things retired men think aboutI mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing."The reason I said "nothing" instead o...
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Noah and the Ark in 2020
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In the year 2020, the Lord came to Noah who was living in Australia and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans." He gave Noah the blueprints, saying, "You hav...
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How to satisfy two women at once with your pants off
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Not as dirty as you think, get your mind above your navel.............. Cheers Bob
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Calling on ALL Victorians
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Maybe not a joke, but All you Mexicans need to do your 5km drive at least 20 times a day. One of our 4, yes thats right, we only have 4, Oil refineries is struggling, no demand, they are considering shutting down ! Despite ripping all of us for how many years, a small down turn and they want to slam the bag. So c...
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Sobriety Test Fail
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3 ways to fail.............
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Which one?
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