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Two babies.
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2
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1223
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Impatience.
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My wife & me had a big argument and we were on *"no talk"* terms for the last three days...Finally wife said ....."Now ... I count till 10 .. if you don't talk to me ... I'll go to my parent's home...!"She started counting ...*Wife* - 1..2..3 ...*I* - .. (silent) ... !!!*Wife* - 4...5 ...*I* - .... (qui...
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670
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An oldie.
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My wife and I went to the cattle auction at Tralee the other week and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......smiled and said, 'He mate...
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747
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2021 Coming
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1
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694
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COVID Chippendales.
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0
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799
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3 Chinese tortures.
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A young man is wandering, lost, in a forest when he comes upon a small house. He knocks on the door and is greeted by an old Chinese man with a long grey beard. Im lost, said the man, Can you put me up for the night?Certainly, the Chinese man said, but one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter I...
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1
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1033
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Intriguing BRITISH place names!
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Bobdown
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1
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1161
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Tech support.
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Dear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valua...
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0
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799
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Rules.
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At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. We always hear 'the rules' from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!1. Men are NOT mind readers.1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it'...
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1
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1288
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Just read this and had to post.
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What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate? I'm glad you asked...12:05 pm: It's time. You shotgun a 10 oz bottle like it's a lukewarm PBR and you don't want to be a pussy in front of your older brother's friends.It's suppose to be grape flavored but it's becoming quite clear that whoever led t...
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1
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916
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Religious conversion.
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An old Jew retired and moved to a mostly Catholic neighborhood.He had a habit of cooking out on Fridays and the smell of his steaks was distracting to the neighbors.They asked him on several occasions not to cook beef outdoors on Fridays, but to no avail.Eventually the parish priest came up with the id...
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2
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913
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The Fence Repair - Australian style !!!
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The Fence Repair - Australian style !!! Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fenceat Government House.One is from Cabramatta, another is fromMarrickville, and the third is from Lane Cove.All three go with an official to examine the fence.The Cabramatta contractor takes out a tape measu...
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Bobdown
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5
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1048
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Backwards.
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I am over 70 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing backwards.Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at le...
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1
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969
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Spider.
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Possum3
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1
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1116
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Nice to have you back Possum3
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WAssa41
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4
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1103
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James Bond
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A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The women notices this and asks, Is your date running late? No, he replies, Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just te...
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petengail
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0
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1122
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Karate.
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Possum3
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0
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912
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Campervan.
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Possum3
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0
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1049
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Scared?
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0
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981
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In Heaven.
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Hi! Wanda.WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?SYLVIA: I froze to death.WANDA: How horrible!SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husban...
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969
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