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absurd signage.
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A few quotable quotes currently doing the rounds
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An invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either. I didn't think the chiropractor would improve my posture. But I stand corrected. I took my new girlfriend out on our first date to the ice rink, and entry was half price. She called me a cheap skate. Studies show co...
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Cupie
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Wedding night.
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A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon.They opened the champagne and began undressing. When the groom removed his socks, his new wife asked, "Ewww - what's wrong with your feet?!Your toes look all mangled and weird!! Why ar...
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The Child-bride.
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Well, it's like this .................
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Home made!!
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peter67
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537
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Human vs Animals.
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Roast dinner.
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One for Yobar.
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Marriage Math.
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My Dear Wife,You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 48 years old, can no longer satisfy.I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with m...
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Nuthin but the pub.
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Here's one for Ric. (Bicycle Camper).
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RAAF.
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Two Queensland Police Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on the Cunningham Highway,just west of the Amberley Air force Base at Ipswich.The officers were using hand held radar devices to check speeding vehicles approaching the crest of a hill. The officers were suddenly surprised wh...
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Words of Wisdom
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May have been posted before, I forget Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers.Now they drink like their fathers. I didnt make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row. I decided to stop calling the bathroom the John and renamed it theJim. I feel so much better saying I went to...
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Craig1
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Same as being a Grey Nomad.
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Classic Jethro
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Been done before I think, but a good laugh.
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Bobdown
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Beer
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Now I know why they say good health...........now where did I leave my beer? Cheers Bob
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Bobdown
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Wishful Thinking?
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peter67
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Who's fibbing?
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Willy Nelson's Donga
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