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LITTLE JOHNNY
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THE WAY YOU THINK Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?" Little Johnny: "None." Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?" Little Johnny: "None." Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?" Little Johnn...
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475
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Why we love children
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It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon. All the children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?" The littl...
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544
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Very nearly got there.............
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At the Dog Show, everything was going so well until...
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Bobdown
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700
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Murphy's Law
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Mmmmm, some of this rings a bell...............
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Bobdown
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3
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654
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Mad Scotsman
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Beware the bagpipes and kilt..............
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Bobdown
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767
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Under arrest.
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737
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Credit Card.
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710
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Golf
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A little middle middle aged couple were in bed together when the wife started thinking to herself about the future if something should happen to her.Darling, she said If I die, then hypothetically would you marry again?Oh no, replied her husband I could never do thatI wouldnt mind she said. It would b...
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Working from home
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Quite funny really.........
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Melbourne people smuggling interstate via 'The Rip'
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Whenarewethere
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5
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792
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Rules for your Daughter’s Boyfriend.
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Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk, youd better be delivering a package, because youre sure as hell not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off...
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825
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Public Transport today?
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620
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COVID
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499
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No Talking
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One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants. The man says "Oh just a beer". The bartender asked the man "What's wrong? Why are you so down today?". The man said "My wife and I got into a fight and she said she wouldn't talk to me for a month". The bartender said "So what...
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750
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You dont know Jack
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The lineage is now revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt" but now you can handle this situation.Jack is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe Schitt. O. Schitt, the fertiliser magnate, married Awe Schitt, the owner of Kneedeep N.Schitt Inc.In turn,...
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again also.
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608
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COVID again.
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In the Crypt.
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Sex Education fail.
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880
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BTM
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