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Different shirt.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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930
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Truism?
(Preview)
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Possum3
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1
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1047
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History
(Preview)
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Bobdown
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0
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719
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Fawlty Towers
(Preview)
Some of the best lines, Guest: "Excuse me, this wine is corked" Basil:"Corked!..Of course it's corked...thats how they keep the wine in" Sybil: "He's from Barcelona" Manuel: "Non no no...he not rat...he hamster" And of course, Basil: "Don't mention the war...I did, but I think I got away with it" A...
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Collo
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13
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1808
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Wash the car.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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2
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852
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Highway Cop.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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831
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The Workplace Noticeboard
(Preview)
EMPLOYEE NOTICE Due to the current financial situation caused by the Corona Virus and slowdown in the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment. This scheme wi...
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Clarky 1
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2
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856
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British Press
(Preview)
This is who reads the papers in UK..........
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Bobdown
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2
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1078
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Sex Machine.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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3
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1049
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Yes
(Preview)
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Aus-Kiwi
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5
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1200
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The other side...........
(Preview)
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Possum3
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3
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923
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Community Deed
(Preview)
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank y...
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Nevd
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2
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962
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Murphys Furniture
(Preview)
Murphy, a furniture dealer from Dublin, decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find.After arriving in Paris, he visited with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home. To celebrate the new acquisitio...
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fwdoz
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0
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818
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Girlfriend needed.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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1
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1008
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A Royal Pair
(Preview)
Just laughin for someone else
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Craig1
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0
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909
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Backing van ( From CPC).
(Preview)
I was propped up in my deck chair, beneath the awning shade.I'd knocked the top off of a stubby, it was about that time of day.Just then around the corner a car and van appeared.They had the look of newbies, it was the worst I feared.They pulled up right adjacent to their allotted spotThey got out and per...
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Possum3
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4
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1369
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Sump Plug
(Preview)
How tight should the sump plug be?
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Possum3
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2
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1067
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While on a road trip....
(Preview)
While on a road trip, an older couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed the trip.The older woman left her glasses on the table, and she didnt miss them until they had been driving for about 40 minutes.By then, to add to the aggra...
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aussie_paul
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0
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637
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Duck in COVID.
(Preview)
A duck walked into a bar an asked the bartenderYou got any breadThe bartender said no we have no bread an where is your maskYou must wear a mask in hereThe duck looks at the bartender an saysYou got any breadThe bartender fuming says to the duckTheres no bread an you need a mask when you come in hereThe duck...
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Possum3
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0
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653
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Covid jab
(Preview)
This cure was made in China..........
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Bobdown
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2
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1494
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