Just Joking

Possum3 · Possum3

When you are tired of just sitting around under the annex, Go down to a local clothing store, and go into a fitting room. After several minutes, Yell out. "Hey! there's no toilet paper in here" I bet the Manager comes to introduce themselves, hey you have just met a new friend.

travelyounger · travelyounger

It was time for the head ****ie to go to heaven he made his way to heaven and finally made it to the pearly gates so he opened the gates and there was god sitting at his throne god said to the farmer welcome my son what can I do for you today the ****ie said well for starters you can get out of my chair !!!

Possum3 · Possum3

Hi guys/gals, Over the last few months due to NBN cut-off and limited access, I have not been able to post much on the GN's Forums. Whilst many would be pleased at my absence on many pages - it means I have extreme difficulty in viewing many articles (mainly in Just Joking) due to there only being a web lin...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Classic ...Dawn French

Bobdown · Bobdown

Mad horse disease.........

Possum3 · Possum3

This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in New Mexico ..Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better.For those of you who have lived in New Mexico, you know how true this is. They actua...

Possum3 · Possum3

Woman in Wisconsin texted her husband early one morning ," Windows Frozen". Husband texted back, " Gently pour luke warm water on windows". Later wife texted back, " Computer REALLY messed up now".

Bobdown · Bobdown

Warning....some mild nudity and bum cracks.

Bobdown · Bobdown

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.Arlene: What in the hell is that?Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.Arlene: Where did you ge...

Kev-Maz · Kev-Maz

Scientists have shown that the moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the earth every year. If you do the maths, you can calculate that 85 million years ago the moon was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 feet from the earth's surface. This would explain the death of th...

Bobdown · Bobdown

My old favourite British comedian....Jethro.

Bobdown · Bobdown

Have you ever wondered who first uttered the phrase "You Gotta Be Sh**tin Me?" Well, it just so happens to have originated through the Father of Our country, way back when George Washington was crossing the Delaware river with his troops. There were 33 (remember this number) in Washington...

Phillipn · Phillipn

I am. You are. We are Australian WE, the people of a free nation of blokes, sheilas and the occasional wanker. We come from many lands even from New Zealand and although we live in the best country in the world, we reserve the right to bitch and moan about it whenever we bloody like. We are One Nation b...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Glue Ad........

Bobdown · Bobdown

Bloody traffic jams..........

Des and Jane · Des and Jane

An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he would start by working his way across the USA from South to North. On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed golden telephon...

Bobdown · Bobdown

She wanted to serve her guests mushroom-smothered steak, but she had no mushrooms and no time to buy them. Her husband suggested, "Why don't you go pick some of the mushrooms that are growing wild down by the stream? "No --- some wild mushrooms are poisonous." "Well, I see squirrels eating them and the...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Magic .....very cool.

jules47 · jules47

NASA'a robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of TV, beer or porn. This makes it clear that Men are not from Mars.

Bobdown · Bobdown

Safer to sit and watch TV.........

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Bored? (Preview) When you are tired of just sitting around under the annex, Go down to a local clothing store, and go into a fitting room. After several minutes, Yell out. "Hey! there's no toilet paper in here" I bet the Manager comes to introduce themselves, hey you have just met a new friend.	Possum3	0	825	08:59 AM Nov 26, 2020 by Possum3
	**ie (farmer going to heaven) (Preview) It was time for the head ie to go to heaven he made his way to heaven and finally made it to the pearly gates so he opened the gates and there was god sitting at his throne god said to the farmer welcome my son what can I do for you today the **ie said well for starters you can get out of my chair !!!	travelyounger	0	539	07:26 AM Nov 26, 2020 by travelyounger
	Plea - Limited data download. (Preview) Hi guys/gals, Over the last few months due to NBN cut-off and limited access, I have not been able to post much on the GN's Forums. Whilst many would be pleased at my absence on many pages - it means I have extreme difficulty in viewing many articles (mainly in Just Joking) due to there only being a web lin...	Possum3	13	1220	06:27 PM Nov 25, 2020 by Bobdown
	Nun taking a bath (Preview) Classic ...Dawn French	Bobdown	1	785	03:13 PM Nov 25, 2020 by Craig1
	Horse people (Preview) Mad horse disease.........	Bobdown	1	941	06:31 PM Nov 24, 2020 by Bicyclecamper
	Chili cook-off in New Mexico (Preview) This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in New Mexico ..Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better.For those of you who have lived in New Mexico, you know how true this is. They actua...	Possum3	0	650	09:32 AM Nov 24, 2020 by Possum3
	Windows? (Preview) Woman in Wisconsin texted her husband early one morning ," Windows Frozen". Husband texted back, " Gently pour luke warm water on windows". Later wife texted back, " Computer REALLY messed up now".	Possum3	0	822	09:14 AM Nov 24, 2020 by Possum3
	Wearing masks in Madrid (Preview) Warning....some mild nudity and bum cracks.	Bobdown	0	801	10:22 PM Nov 23, 2020 by Bobdown
	Condoms (Preview) Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.Arlene: What in the hell is that?Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.Arlene: Where did you ge...	Bobdown	1	838	02:24 PM Nov 23, 2020 by Magnarc
	The Moon (Preview) Scientists have shown that the moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the earth every year. If you do the maths, you can calculate that 85 million years ago the moon was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 feet from the earth's surface. This would explain the death of th...	Kev-Maz	3	934	12:51 PM Nov 23, 2020 by Santa
	Americans (Preview) My old favourite British comedian....Jethro.	Bobdown	0	848	12:27 PM Nov 23, 2020 by Bobdown
	"You Gotta Be Shtin Me?" (Preview) Have you ever wondered who first uttered the phrase "You Gotta Be Shtin Me?" Well, it just so happens to have originated through the Father of Our country, way back when George Washington was crossing the Delaware river with his troops. There were 33 (remember this number) in Washington...	Bobdown	0	672	10:14 AM Nov 23, 2020 by Bobdown
	I am. You are. We are Australia (Preview) I am. You are. We are Australian WE, the people of a free nation of blokes, sheilas and the occasional wanker. We come from many lands even from New Zealand and although we live in the best country in the world, we reserve the right to bitch and moan about it whenever we bloody like. We are One Nation b...	Phillipn	1	1152	01:11 PM Nov 21, 2020 by Rob Driver
	One for the ladies (Preview) Glue Ad........	Bobdown	0	1085	06:08 PM Nov 19, 2020 by Bobdown
	Some good advice (Preview) Bloody traffic jams..........	Bobdown	3	980	04:44 PM Nov 18, 2020 by Tony Bev
	TALK TO GOD... (Preview) An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he would start by working his way across the USA from South to North. On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed golden telephon...	Des and Jane	1	975	01:48 PM Nov 18, 2020 by Possum3
	Mushrooms for Spot (Preview) She wanted to serve her guests mushroom-smothered steak, but she had no mushrooms and no time to buy them. Her husband suggested, "Why don't you go pick some of the mushrooms that are growing wild down by the stream? "No --- some wild mushrooms are poisonous." "Well, I see squirrels eating them and the...	Bobdown	0	958	10:42 PM Nov 17, 2020 by Bobdown
	4 Very Short Illusions (Preview) Magic .....very cool.	Bobdown	0	786	10:39 PM Nov 17, 2020 by Bobdown
	NASA (Preview) NASA'a robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of TV, beer or porn. This makes it clear that Men are not from Mars.	jules47	1	1094	07:22 PM Nov 16, 2020 by Forrest White
	Home Gym (Preview) Safer to sit and watch TV.........	Bobdown	3	887	03:28 PM Nov 16, 2020 by fwdoz
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