Just Joking

petengail · petengail

I was walking through a seedy part of town the other day, when I came across a couple of louts beating up this young bloke. Of course I jumped in to help out. He didnt stand a chance against the three of us.

Possum3 · Possum3

Des and Jane · Des and Jane

Jennifer, a manager at Bunnings, had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening.After sorting through a stack of resumes she found four people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the...

Possum3 · Possum3

Dear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuabl...

Bobdown · Bobdown

There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you, in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Rece...

Bobdown · Bobdown

First honourable mention goes to: The United Kingdom followed closely by.... The United States of America and then... Poland but 3rd Place must go to... Greece it was very, very close but the runner up prize was awarded to.... Serbia but the winner of the husband/...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Some talent show.......funny

Bobdown · Bobdown

Bobdown · Bobdown

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

Bobdown · Bobdown

You can see it coming.........

Possum3 · Possum3

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money. The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits...

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

I was waiting for a bus, when I saw a city worker digging a hole. Then I saw another worker immediately filling the hole in with the same soil.I watched in amazement as they moved up the street doing this over and over again. The first worker dug a hole, and the second one filled it in with the same soil again...

petengail · petengail

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0bSY_IXsQk

Possum3 · Possum3

An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h in 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with Tempo Mach 2 appears.The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: "Airbus flight, boring flig...

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

Reverend Ole was the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church, and Pastor Sven was the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road.I saw them yesterday standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that reads:"Da End iss Near!Turn Yourself Aroundt Now!Before It's Too Late...

Possum3 · Possum3

A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.For all of...

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	HELPING OUT (Preview) I was walking through a seedy part of town the other day, when I came across a couple of louts beating up this young bloke. Of course I jumped in to help out. He didnt stand a chance against the three of us.	petengail	0	1271	03:16 PM Nov 14, 2020 by petengail
	Blonde (American). (Preview)	Possum3	2	1332	08:24 AM Nov 14, 2020 by Warren-Pat_01
	Wally works for Bunnings... (Preview) Jennifer, a manager at Bunnings, had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening.After sorting through a stack of resumes she found four people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the...	Des and Jane	0	939	07:34 PM Nov 13, 2020 by Des and Jane
	Tech support. - (Can't remember if I put it on before) (Preview) Dear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuabl...	Possum3	3	878	11:44 AM Nov 13, 2020 by orid
	Nosey receptionist (Preview) There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you, in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Rece...	Bobdown	3	1242	07:56 AM Nov 13, 2020 by Mobi Condo
	Husband of the Year (Preview) First honourable mention goes to: The United Kingdom followed closely by.... The United States of America and then... Poland but 3rd Place must go to... Greece it was very, very close but the runner up prize was awarded to.... Serbia but the winner of the husband/...	Bobdown	0	813	07:23 PM Nov 12, 2020 by Bobdown
	Always check first (Preview) Some talent show.......funny	Bobdown	1	1116	08:55 AM Nov 12, 2020 by Grasshopper1
	Fake news (Preview)	Bobdown	0	1025	11:44 AM Nov 10, 2020 by Bobdown
	ORTHOPEDIC BED FOR MEN (Preview)	Bobdown	0	745	11:41 AM Nov 10, 2020 by Bobdown
	Thinking. (Preview)	Possum3	1	949	11:55 PM Nov 9, 2020 by Nevd
	PC No2. (Preview)	Possum3	2	1138	12:58 PM Nov 9, 2020 by Tony Bev
	Confidence Building Course (Preview) You can see it coming.........	Bobdown	2	972	12:54 PM Nov 9, 2020 by Tony Bev
	Devotion. (Preview) A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money. The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits...	Possum3	0	887	11:35 PM Nov 8, 2020 by Possum3
	Sandwich? (Preview)	Possum3	0	794	11:34 PM Nov 8, 2020 by Possum3
	Council. (Preview) I was waiting for a bus, when I saw a city worker digging a hole. Then I saw another worker immediately filling the hole in with the same soil.I watched in amazement as they moved up the street doing this over and over again. The first worker dug a hole, and the second one filled it in with the same soil again...	Possum3	1	615	07:16 PM Nov 8, 2020 by erad
	First date (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0bSY_IXsQk	petengail	0	818	02:40 PM Nov 8, 2020 by petengail
	Airbus 380. (Preview) An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h in 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with Tempo Mach 2 appears.The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: "Airbus flight, boring flig...	Possum3	1	768	12:12 PM Nov 8, 2020 by grahos
	Political Comment????? (Preview)	Possum3	1	638	10:22 AM Nov 8, 2020 by Craig1
	Norwegian Padre's (Preview) Reverend Ole was the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church, and Pastor Sven was the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road.I saw them yesterday standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that reads:"Da End iss Near!Turn Yourself Aroundt Now!Before It's Too Late...	Possum3	0	741	09:18 PM Nov 7, 2020 by Possum3
	Angry? (Preview) A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.For all of...	Possum3	0	517	04:57 PM Nov 7, 2020 by Possum3
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