Just Joking

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Proof : * He wore thongs. * He was a chippy, who like all good union members didn't work on Sundays. * His favourite past times were fishing, camping, going 4-wheel donkeying, and most of his mates were fishermen. * He seemed to know a lot of prostitutes.... * His mates all had nicknames: The Rock, The Dou...

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Two confirmed bachelors sat talking, their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. I got a cookbook once, said one. But I could never do anything with it. Too much fancy work in it, eh? asked the other. You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way, Take a clean dish'

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A farmer got pulled over by a police officer for speeding. The officer started to lecture the farmer about his speed and began to throw his weight around, trying to make the farmer uncomfortable. Finally, the officer got around to writing out the ticket. As he was doing that he kept swatting at some fli...

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https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-SUGAR-Classic-Gummi-Bears/product-reviews/B006J1FBLM?fbclid=IwAR0nrLD9H6ZUpNAxd6fouLFoZDsthHOHReUmBJaFCDbFCplxYvrCKYBcHGo

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A Wife wanted to serve her guests mushroom-smothered steak, but she had no mushrooms and no time to buy them. Her husband suggested, "Why don't you go pick some... of the mushrooms that are growing wild down by the stream? "No, some wild mushrooms are poisonous." "Well, I've seen wildlife eating them...

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When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby church, I decided to go there and check them out in person. As soon as I sat down, Reverend Sharpton came over to me. I do not know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the church? He laid his hands on my shoulder an...

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Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources worker asked a young engineer fresh out of university what starting salary he was looking for. The engineer said: In the neighbourhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package. Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks hol...

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I get a lot of these candid camera type videos, not really a fan of them...........though this isn't too bad Cheers Bob

Hendo · Hendo

Its X-Mass lunch, all the family and relo's are sitting around the table and its decided that Johnny should say grace. Ok, says Johnny, I'm going to pray like mummy. Dear God, Oh God, don't stop, Oh God, Jesus yes, oh God!

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How do you tell the difference between an Australian Police Officer, an English Police Officer, an American Police Officer and a Scottish police officer? The answer is found below.... Suddenly, an armed man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you and screaming something that...

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A young man, who was also an avid golfer, found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured that if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in nine holes before he had to head home. Just as he was about to tee off, an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany the y...

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A woman asks her husband at breakfast time "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?" He declines. Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now.... "It's this Viagra," he says. It's really taken the edge off my appetite." At lunchtime, she ask...

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Bobdown · Bobdown

Just a little pecker..............

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A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "your first job will be to sweep out the store." "But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly. "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that...

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Quite funny......but true.

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Clever dog..........

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	Proof that Jesus was Australian: (Preview) Proof : * He wore thongs. * He was a chippy, who like all good union members didn't work on Sundays. * His favourite past times were fishing, camping, going 4-wheel donkeying, and most of his mates were fishermen. * He seemed to know a lot of prostitutes.... * His mates all had nicknames: The Rock, The Dou...	Possum3	0	672	02:54 PM Jul 24, 2020 by Possum3
	Cookbook recipe. (Preview) Two confirmed bachelors sat talking, their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. I got a cookbook once, said one. But I could never do anything with it. Too much fancy work in it, eh? asked the other. You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way, Take a clean dish'	Possum3	0	725	02:48 PM Jul 24, 2020 by Possum3
	Circle Flies. (Preview) A farmer got pulled over by a police officer for speeding. The officer started to lecture the farmer about his speed and began to throw his weight around, trying to make the farmer uncomfortable. Finally, the officer got around to writing out the ticket. As he was doing that he kept swatting at some fli...	Possum3	0	481	02:46 PM Jul 24, 2020 by Possum3
	Arthritis. (Preview)	Possum3	0	626	04:44 PM Jul 23, 2020 by Possum3
	Actual Gummi Bears reviews (Sugar Free) (Preview) https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-SUGAR-Classic-Gummi-Bears/product-reviews/B006J1FBLM?fbclid=IwAR0nrLD9H6ZUpNAxd6fouLFoZDsthHOHReUmBJaFCDbFCplxYvrCKYBcHGo	Possum3	0	560	04:38 PM Jul 23, 2020 by Possum3
	Mushrooms. (Preview) A Wife wanted to serve her guests mushroom-smothered steak, but she had no mushrooms and no time to buy them. Her husband suggested, "Why don't you go pick some... of the mushrooms that are growing wild down by the stream? "No, some wild mushrooms are poisonous." "Well, I've seen wildlife eating them...	Possum3	0	564	11:25 AM Jul 23, 2020 by Possum3
	Attending Church In Chicago (Preview) When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby church, I decided to go there and check them out in person. As soon as I sat down, Reverend Sharpton came over to me. I do not know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the church? He laid his hands on my shoulder an...	Bobdown	0	681	04:48 PM Jul 22, 2020 by Bobdown
	College Graduate. (Preview) Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources worker asked a young engineer fresh out of university what starting salary he was looking for. The engineer said: In the neighbourhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package. Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks hol...	Possum3	0	541	03:40 PM Jul 22, 2020 by Possum3
	Paddy again. (Preview)	Possum3	0	712	03:30 PM Jul 22, 2020 by Possum3
	Senior. (Preview)	Possum3	0	627	03:25 PM Jul 22, 2020 by Possum3
	Fresh Sausages (Preview) I get a lot of these candid camera type videos, not really a fan of them...........though this isn't too bad Cheers Bob	Bobdown	1	566	02:36 PM Jul 22, 2020 by 2weis
	Little Johnny (Preview) Its X-Mass lunch, all the family and relo's are sitting around the table and its decided that Johnny should say grace. Ok, says Johnny, I'm going to pray like mummy. Dear God, Oh God, don't stop, Oh God, Jesus yes, oh God!	Hendo	0	564	09:01 AM Jul 22, 2020 by Hendo
	Cops around the World. (Preview) How do you tell the difference between an Australian Police Officer, an English Police Officer, an American Police Officer and a Scottish police officer? The answer is found below.... Suddenly, an armed man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you and screaming something that...	Possum3	0	479	06:38 PM Jul 21, 2020 by Possum3
	Golf challenge (Preview) A young man, who was also an avid golfer, found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured that if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in nine holes before he had to head home. Just as he was about to tee off, an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany the y...	Possum3	0	491	04:16 PM Jul 21, 2020 by Possum3
	Viagra diet. (Preview) A woman asks her husband at breakfast time "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?" He declines. Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now.... "It's this Viagra," he says. It's really taken the edge off my appetite." At lunchtime, she ask...	Possum3	1	626	11:20 AM Jul 21, 2020 by Bobdown
	Farmer Brown. (Preview)	Possum3	0	539	10:21 AM Jul 21, 2020 by Possum3
	Ouch !! (Preview) Just a little pecker..............	Bobdown	1	854	06:41 AM Jul 21, 2020 by drtooheys
	Monday's Funnies (Preview) A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "your first job will be to sweep out the store." "But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly. "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that...	Bobdown	2	915	01:25 PM Jul 20, 2020 by Tony Bev
	Aussie lingo (Preview) Quite funny......but true.	Bobdown	2	894	07:33 PM Jul 19, 2020 by RDWRER
	Dorito's Ad (Preview) Clever dog..........	Bobdown	1	531	02:48 PM Jul 19, 2020 by Tony Bev
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