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Birthday list.
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This old fella was celebrating 92 years on earth.He spoke to his toes. *"Hello toes.",* he said. *"How are you ?*You know, you are 92 today.**Oh, the times we've had !* *Remember how we walked in the park, in the summer, every Sunday afternoon.**The times we waltzed on the dance floor ? Happy Birthday t...
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One liners..
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One linersAfter my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years. But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it !Got an e-mail today from a "bored housewife 32, looking for some action!" I've sent her my ironing.The wife's been hinting she wants something black and lacy f...
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Too True.
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Couldn't shoot.
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Nope.
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Faith.
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Advice from An Old Farmer
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Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.Words that soak into your ears are whispered not yelled.Meanness dont jes happen overni...
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Erotic/Kinky?
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New Holden Astra.
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Gunpowder for Breakfast.
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Apologies to Dino
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When you swim round a rock and an Eel bites your c--k thats a Moray.
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State Trooper.
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Scottish Father & Son.
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A father walks into a restaurant with his young son.He gives the young boy three 10p coins to play with to keep him occupied.Suddenly, the boy starts choking and going blue in the face....The father realises the boy has swallowed the coins and starts slapping him on the back..The boy coughs up 2 of the 1...
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Kimmel
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VID-20210122-WA0005.mp4 Very well done, watch it to the end! Not sure if this link works. Video can be found on Youtube. -- Edited by Magnarc on Thursday 28th of January 2021 08:43:59 AM
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Telecommunications.
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After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists foundtraces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion thattheir ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.Not to be outdone by the British, in the weeks that followed, an Americanarchae...
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beeer and stuff
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Warning: bodily functions that may offend
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Three old guys were sitting and talking about being old. The first old man said "I'd give anything to have a good wee like I did when I was young. Every morning I get up it takes me 5 minutes to wee, and then it's only a small dribble." The second old man said "I'd give anything to have a good poo like I did wh...
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Female Medical Examination
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Female Medical Examination During a lady's medical examination, the British doctor says, "Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the part that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble." The lady starts taking off her undies but is interrupted by the doctor. "N...
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Virus funnies
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Message for the manager
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A beautiful young woman walks up to a barman in the establishment in which she'd been drinking, smiles and says to the barman "I'd like to speak to the manager please.". The barman, keen to strike up a conversation with this beauty, says "He's not here miss. May I help you?". She replies "I'd really lik...
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