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Daschund dog..
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The well to do British lady on safari & takes her little Daschund dog with her. Well , one day the wanders off & gets lost.Sitting in the middle of the savannah contemplating his fate he notices a lion approaching . What to do , his mind raced.The lion puzzled at what this strange looking anima...
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aussie_paul
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0
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755
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Lion Hunting..
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Two friends had gone hunting. Ahead they saw a lion. The first man shot and missed but the lion had not realized where the men were. The second guy shot too. He missed too.This time the lion realized the place of the men and moved towards them. One of the men immediately took off his boots and put on sports s...
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aussie_paul
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0
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885
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Hurdle..
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aussie_paul
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0
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832
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A married couple..
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A married couple were in a terrible accident in which the womans face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldnt graft any skin from her body because she was too thin. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was s...
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aussie_paul
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0
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702
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Fuel station makes a fortune
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67HR
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3
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895
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COLONOSCOPY REPORT..
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COLONOSCOPY REPORTDuring my check-up I asked the Doctor,"Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life then?He replied, "I doubt it somehow. Mercury is in Uranus right now."I said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense."He replied, "Neither do I. My thermometer just broke."
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aussie_paul
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823
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Victor was 4 years old..
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Victor was 4 years old and was staying with his grandfather for a few days.He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked,'Grandpa, what's that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?'His Grandpa was a little taken aback, but h...
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0
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891
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Sporting career choice.
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rgren2
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2
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1166
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Paddy again..
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aussie_paul
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0
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975
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Worms
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67HR
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0
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939
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Graffiti Vandal Splits Infinitive in Latest Anti-Semantic Attack
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https://theshovel.com.au/2025/02/17/graffiti-vandal-splits-infinitive-in-latest-anti-semantic-attack/
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dorian
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1154
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air con..
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6
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1348
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Custody
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67HR
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0
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753
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Brad..
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Brad and depression Brad works in a government department. Brad lives in Melbourne, he was sick of the world, of Covid-19, Chinese belligerence, Global warming logic, species extinction, racial tension, and all the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy the media headlines. So he drove hi...
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aussie_paul
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0
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722
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Oops..
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0
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844
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3 year olds..
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aussie_paul
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3
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1007
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Road runner..
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aussie_paul
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0
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715
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Butt Licker
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So I was at the store earlier with my service dog. The lady in front of me at checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart. With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had. I told her it was my service dog. Then she got real snarky and said, I knew that. What type of service? I said he was...
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Southern Cruizer
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904
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The..
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aussie_paul
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The teacher..
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902
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