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I want.
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Possum3
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0
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675
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Warning
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You have been warned! Be very careful what you buy on eBay. If you buy stuff on line, check out the seller carefully, read the feedback. A friend has just spent £95, on a penis enlarger. Bastards sent him a magnifying glass. The only instructions said, "Do not use in direct sunlight."
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Roy E
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0
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826
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Guardian Angel
(Preview)
A man walks down the street when suddenly he hears a tiny voice above him saying "If you make one more step, a brick will land on your head and kill you". Surprised, the man stops just as a huge brick crashes down right in front of him. Stunned, he continues on his way, and after a few minutes hears the voice a...
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fwdoz
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0
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603
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Megsocet
(Preview)
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67HR
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3
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947
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Neighbors.
(Preview)
The way life is... Sometimes we are too quick to judge..A young couple moves into a new neighborhood.The next morning while they are eating breakfast,The young woman sees her neighbor hanging the wash outside...."That laundry is not very clean", she said."She doesn't know how to wash correctly.P...
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Possum3
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0
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734
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More PC.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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1
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1072
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Blonde X 2.
(Preview)
A blonde was driving home after a game & got caught in a really badhailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop.The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so hedecided to have some fun. He told her to go home and blow into thetail pipe really hard, & all the den...
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Possum3
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2
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807
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Megsocet
(Preview)
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67HR
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0
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659
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Golf.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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1
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732
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Portrait.
(Preview)
An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted.She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, adiamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and aRolex watch.""But you are not wearing any of those things.""Oy, don't I know it," she said. "My husband never buys meanything! It'...
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Possum3
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1
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2603
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wine
(Preview)
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Plain Truth
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1
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1442
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Sign Language.
(Preview)
A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower upstairs.The man realises that he can't find the rake.He yells up to his wife at the bathroom window, "Where is the rake?"She can't hear him and shouts back, "What?"The man first points to his eye, then points to his knee, and finally makes a ra...
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Possum3
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0
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672
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Deadly terms.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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756
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Cutie.
(Preview)
Mother was out, and dad was in charge.She was maybe 2 1/2 years old.Someone had given her a little 'tea set' as a gift, and it was one of her favorite toys.Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when she brought him a little cup of 'tea', which was just water.After several cups of tea and...
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Possum3
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0
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807
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Old Lady Driving.
(Preview)
"An older lady gets pulled over for speeding"...Older Woman: Is there a problem, officer?Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.Older Woman: Oh, I see.Officer: Can I see your license please?Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.Officer: Don't have one?Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago fo...
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Possum3
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0
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700
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Winter in the Arctic
(Preview)
Nothing wrong with using the pot...........
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Bobdown
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2
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1136
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Sexual Truths
(Preview)
Sexual Truths "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL500." Frank Sinatra "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." George Burns "My mother never saw the irony in c...
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Bobdown
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0
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941
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Vegan
(Preview)
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fwdoz
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5
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1594
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Rye Bread
(Preview)
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yobarr
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0
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1056
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Tattoos
(Preview)
A great story taken from a recent copy of The Yorkshire Herald. Buttock Tattoo Terror Lands Rotherham Pair In Hospital A furious row has broken out between a local tattoo artist and his client after what started out as a routine inking session left both of them requiring emergency hospital treatment...
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Roy E
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2
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1365
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