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Another little Johnny
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You can bet that this has been around before. Little Johnny meets Dan Andrews Chairman Dan was visiting a primary school in Melbourne and visited a fourth grade class. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the Premier if he would like to le...
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A Good Deed
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Words of Widsom
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LESSON IN GRAMMARIS IT "COMPLETE", "FINISHED" OR "COMPLETELY FINISHED" ? No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words - "Complete" or "Finished".In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by, supposedly, the best in the w...
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Getting Older
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Craig1
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The Engineer's Dictionary (I like this :) )
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The Engineer's Dictionary Major Technological Breakthrough Back to the drawing board. Developed after years of intensive It was discovered by accident. research Modifications are underway to correct We threw the whole thing out and are certain minor difficulties st...
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Mike Harding
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brains-could be a public servant also
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-- Edited by Craig1 on Friday 21st of August 2020 09:13:28 PM
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How To Know When You Are Ready For Parenthood
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How To Know When You Are Ready For Parenthood MESS TEST: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands in the wet flower bed and rub on the walls. Cover the stains with crayons. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer. TOY TEST: Obtain a 55-gallon box of Legos. (I...
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New bra
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Romance
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Who doesnt love a bit of romance
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ConsumerMan
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More Blonds or what ever colour jokes.
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hree blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Highway Patrol.The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, "So y'all wanna be cops, huh?" The blondes all nodded. The detective got up, opened a file drawer, and pulled out a folder. Sitting back do...
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Vegan.
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Possum3
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Still more Cartoons
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Bobdown
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COVID test
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Passed .Thank goodness for that !!
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Aus-Kiwi
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Aliens
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Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader.' The gas pump, of course, didn't respond. The younger alien...
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More Cartoons
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Quite popular
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Colin was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Colin how about Tom Cruise?""Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Colin and his boss fly out to Holl...
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Clever Cat
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It could play for Man U.............
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Catfish.
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Fishing.
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Degree of Difference.
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A young girl who was writing a paper for school came to her father and asked: Dad, what is the difference between anger and exasperation? The father replied: It is mostly a matter of degree. Let me show you what I mean. With that the father went to the telephone and dialled a number at random. To the man who...
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