Just Joking

Craig1 · Craig1

Subject: FW: A farmer named Paddy - WHAT AN IRISHMAN. A farmer named Paddy had a car accident He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company. In court, the Eversweet Company's hot-shot solicitor was questioning Paddy. 'Didn't you say to the police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' asked t...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

* Beware ** I ordered Chinese from a local place (won't name them) went to pick it up and as I was driving home, heard the bags rustling and moving!!!I thought what on earth is that? Has something gotten into the bag? I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out.I was driving so pulled over, I lea...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Oopsl must have clicked twice. Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Thursday 7th of January 2021 03:41:16 PM

Tony Bev · Tony Bev

Bobdown · Bobdown

A Cop pulled over a car on the freeway. 'Get out of the car and step to the rear of the vehicle, please sir' said the Cop. 'Sir, your rear tail light is out' said the copper. "Oh my God, this is terrible" screamed the driver, "Oh Lord, what am I going to do?" "Settle down Sir, it's only a tail light" said the Cop...

Possum3 · Possum3

I was happy, My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.My prospect...

Possum3 · Possum3

There were two women in a bus, fighting over who would take the last seat. The Conductor had tried in vain to mediate. The the Driver yelled "Let the ugly one take the seat". Both women stood for the rest of their journey.

Possum3 · Possum3

"Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional said the nurseIn over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.""Okay then," Fred said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest man thingy the nurse had ever seen.Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than an AAA battery.Una...

Possum3 · Possum3

A fifth grader asked her mother the age-old question,'How did I get here?'Her mother told her, 'God sent you.'Did God send you, too?' asked the child.'Yes, Dear,' the mother replied.What about Grandma and Grandpa?' the child persisted'He sent them also,' the mother said.'Did he send their parent...

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

A young technician and his general manager board a train headed through the mountains.They cant find a place to sit except for two seats across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.After a while, its obvious the young woman and the young tech are interested in each other, because they are g...

Possum3 · Possum3

Paddy goes to the vet with his goldfish."I think it's got epilepsy" he tells the vet.Vet takes a look and says "It seems calm enough to me".Paddy says, "I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet". Paddy spies a letter lying on his doormat.It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ".Paddy spends the next 2 hours t...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Not politically correct but still funny, Cheers Bob

Possum3 · Possum3

Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call my dog "Sex".Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to get his license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex. He said, "Id like to have one too." Then I said, "But this is a dog." He said I didn't care what she looked like...

Possum3 · Possum3

One Monday morning a postman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway.His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles."Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one hell o...

Possum3 · Possum3

Bobdown · Bobdown

Paddy was walking down the road with a sack over his shoulder when he met Mick. 'What's in the sack, Paddy? 'Chickens' said Paddy. 'How many chickens? Paddy' said Mick. "if you can guess, I'll give you the both of them' said Paddy. 'Three' said Mick. An oldie but goodie Cheers Bob -- Edited by Bobdo...

Bobdown · Bobdown

An old fella went to the doctor. He said he felt terrible and that he was scared he might die. The doctor examined him and told him to stop smoking, stop drinking and stop chasing women. 'Will that make me live longer? asked the old bloke. The doctor said 'No, but it will seem like it'

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

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	more Irish (Preview) Subject: FW: A farmer named Paddy - WHAT AN IRISHMAN. A farmer named Paddy had a car accident He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company. In court, the Eversweet Company's hot-shot solicitor was questioning Paddy. 'Didn't you say to the police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' asked t...	Craig1	0	810	07:46 PM Jan 7, 2021 by Craig1
	Beware... (Preview) * Beware ** I ordered Chinese from a local place (won't name them) went to pick it up and as I was driving home, heard the bags rustling and moving!!!I thought what on earth is that? Has something gotten into the bag? I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out.I was driving so pulled over, I lea...	aussie_paul	1	928	04:41 PM Jan 7, 2021 by Craig1
	Beware... (Preview) Oopsl must have clicked twice. Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Thursday 7th of January 2021 03:41:16 PM	aussie_paul	0	889	02:20 PM Jan 7, 2021 by aussie_paul
	This is where the loo rolls went (Preview)	Tony Bev	3	692	11:17 AM Jan 7, 2021 by dogbox
	Tail light (Preview) A Cop pulled over a car on the freeway. 'Get out of the car and step to the rear of the vehicle, please sir' said the Cop. 'Sir, your rear tail light is out' said the copper. "Oh my God, this is terrible" screamed the driver, "Oh Lord, what am I going to do?" "Settle down Sir, it's only a tail light" said the Cop...	Bobdown	1	1011	11:01 AM Jan 6, 2021 by Possum3
	Fiance's sister. (Preview) I was happy, My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.My prospect...	Possum3	2	761	09:43 AM Jan 6, 2021 by Craig1
	Wisdom of Solomon. (Preview) There were two women in a bus, fighting over who would take the last seat. The Conductor had tried in vain to mediate. The the Driver yelled "Let the ugly one take the seat". Both women stood for the rest of their journey.	Possum3	0	655	07:27 AM Jan 6, 2021 by Possum3
	Nurse (Preview) "Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional said the nurseIn over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.""Okay then," Fred said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest man thingy the nurse had ever seen.Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than an AAA battery.Una...	Possum3	0	754	11:11 AM Jan 5, 2021 by Possum3
	Creation. (Preview) A fifth grader asked her mother the age-old question,'How did I get here?'Her mother told her, 'God sent you.'Did God send you, too?' asked the child.'Yes, Dear,' the mother replied.What about Grandma and Grandpa?' the child persisted'He sent them also,' the mother said.'Did he send their parent...	Possum3	0	646	10:57 AM Jan 5, 2021 by Possum3
	Pick up. (Preview)	Possum3	0	614	08:10 AM Jan 5, 2021 by Possum3
	On the train. (Preview) A young technician and his general manager board a train headed through the mountains.They cant find a place to sit except for two seats across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.After a while, its obvious the young woman and the young tech are interested in each other, because they are g...	Possum3	2	736	08:52 PM Jan 4, 2021 by Craig1
	GOTTA LUV PADDY. (Preview) Paddy goes to the vet with his goldfish."I think it's got epilepsy" he tells the vet.Vet takes a look and says "It seems calm enough to me".Paddy says, "I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet". Paddy spies a letter lying on his doormat.It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ".Paddy spends the next 2 hours t...	Possum3	0	668	08:50 AM Jan 4, 2021 by Possum3
	Les Patterson (Preview) Not politically correct but still funny, Cheers Bob	Bobdown	3	965	06:20 PM Jan 3, 2021 by Tony Bev
	Sex. (Preview) Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call my dog "Sex".Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to get his license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex. He said, "Id like to have one too." Then I said, "But this is a dog." He said I didn't care what she looked like...	Possum3	0	837	12:31 PM Jan 3, 2021 by Possum3
	Postman. (Preview) One Monday morning a postman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway.His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles."Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one hell o...	Possum3	0	766	07:20 AM Jan 2, 2021 by Possum3
	2021 wish. (Preview)	Possum3	0	980	08:00 PM Jan 1, 2021 by Possum3
	Paddy and Mick (Preview) Paddy was walking down the road with a sack over his shoulder when he met Mick. 'What's in the sack, Paddy? 'Chickens' said Paddy. 'How many chickens? Paddy' said Mick. "if you can guess, I'll give you the both of them' said Paddy. 'Three' said Mick. An oldie but goodie Cheers Bob -- Edited by Bobdo...	Bobdown	0	612	05:31 PM Jan 1, 2021 by Bobdown
	At the Doctors (Preview) An old fella went to the doctor. He said he felt terrible and that he was scared he might die. The doctor examined him and told him to stop smoking, stop drinking and stop chasing women. 'Will that make me live longer? asked the old bloke. The doctor said 'No, but it will seem like it'	Bobdown	0	665	05:24 PM Jan 1, 2021 by Bobdown
	Overseas travel. (Preview)	Possum3	1	974	03:03 PM Jan 1, 2021 by Bobdown
	Happy New Year. (Preview)	Possum3	3	781	12:31 PM Dec 31, 2020 by 2weis
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