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Getting old can be funny - well sometimes...
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Getting old can be funny - well sometimes...An elderly gentleman...Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the docto...
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Who's the boss
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If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this! Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a gu...
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Irish.
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Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaubert. The Priest said, 'Top o' the mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer Hoosband two years ago?' She replied, 'Aye, that ye did, Father.'... The Priest asked, 'And be there any wee litt...
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Good Wife joke
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Nursing Home romance
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Who said Nursing Homes were boring? Two elderly residents, a man and awoman, were alone in the lobby of their nursing home one evening. The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what you're wanting, for $5 I'll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair." The old lady look...
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golfin
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a sister says A nun walks into Mother Superiors office and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration.What troubles you, Sister? asked the Mother Superior. I thought this was the day you spent with your family.It was, sighed the Sister. And I went to play golf with my brother...
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Snake.
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A snake goes to a bar and the bartender says; "I cant serve you, you cant hold your liquor and you're legless".
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Prayers.
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back after death
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sounds good Sex after Death!! A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and ... inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after-life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first co...
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Apprenticships
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My father served his apprentice as a blacksmith in a butcher shop - he was shooing flies...
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Millenials
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Protest.
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Step out of the car please!
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The Lion & the Harley rider.
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A Harley Biker is sitting on his Harley, drinking a beer, by the Zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off...
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Police comedy.
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Pirate.
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Nurturing crocodile.
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Time and Motion Study!
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Don't drop your spoon.......
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Did you know this
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An assistant to Donald Trump told him she had a fantastic dream last night. There was a huge parade down Pennsylvania Avenue celebrating Trump. Millions lined the parade route, cheering when the President went past. Bands were playing; children were throwing confetti into the air; there were ball...
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A misogynistic view...
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A misogynistic view... A bookseller asked a woman, "Which book has helped you most in life? The woman replied, "My husband's cheque book!!" A prospective husband in a book store asks, "Do you have a book called 'Husband, the Master of the House?'"Sales gi...
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