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Possum3 · Possum3

In 1998, I was travelling in the beautiful USA, when I met a cowboy who was 84. He was still very active and in good health. I asked the old-timer what was the secret to his longevity.The old man said, "You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal every morning see. If you do that, you'll live to a n...

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Bobdown · Bobdown

Always trust your Mates.............

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A girl was a prostitute, but she did not want her grandma to know.One day the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel and she was among them.The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway.Suddenly the girl's grandma came by and saw her."Why...

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

When you get taxed $300 a week and it goes to a bloke on Centrelink you should get a little flyer in the mail updating you on how hes travelling like when you sponsor a kid on world vision. Hope you are well Larry from Doonside

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My wife & me had a big argument and we were on *"no talk"* terms for the last three days...Finally wife said ....."Now ... I count till 10 .. if you don't talk to me ... I'll go to my parent's home...!"She started counting ...*Wife* - 1..2..3 ...*I* - .. (silent) ... !!!*Wife* - 4...5 ...*I* - .... (qui...

Possum3 · Possum3

My wife and I went to the cattle auction at Tralee the other week and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......smiled and said, 'He mate...

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A young man is wandering, lost, in a forest when he comes upon a small house. He knocks on the door and is greeted by an old Chinese man with a long grey beard. Im lost, said the man, Can you put me up for the night?Certainly, the Chinese man said, but one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter I...

Bobdown · Bobdown

worth a look............

Possum3 · Possum3

Dear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valua...

Possum3 · Possum3

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. We always hear 'the rules' from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!1. Men are NOT mind readers.1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it'...

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What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate? I'm glad you asked...12:05 pm: It's time. You shotgun a 10 oz bottle like it's a lukewarm PBR and you don't want to be a pussy in front of your older brother's friends.It's suppose to be grape flavored but it's becoming quite clear that whoever led t...

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An old Jew retired and moved to a mostly Catholic neighborhood.He had a habit of cooking out on Fridays and the smell of his steaks was distracting to the neighbors.They asked him on several occasions not to cook beef outdoors on Fridays, but to no avail.Eventually the parish priest came up with the id...

Bobdown · Bobdown

The Fence Repair - Australian style !!! Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fenceat Government House.One is from Cabramatta, another is fromMarrickville, and the third is from Lane Cove.All three go with an official to examine the fence.The Cabramatta contractor takes out a tape measu...

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I am over 70 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing backwards.Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at le...

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Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Longevity. (Preview) In 1998, I was travelling in the beautiful USA, when I met a cowboy who was 84. He was still very active and in good health. I asked the old-timer what was the secret to his longevity.The old man said, "You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal every morning see. If you do that, you'll live to a n...	Possum3	1	472	11:40 AM Nov 6, 2020 by Tony Bev
	Christmas Wreath 2020. (Preview)	Possum3	1	569	09:01 AM Nov 5, 2020 by Craig1
	Why we have mates (Preview) Always trust your Mates.............	Bobdown	2	1080	03:51 PM Nov 4, 2020 by grahos
	Fruity. (Preview) A girl was a prostitute, but she did not want her grandma to know.One day the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel and she was among them.The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway.Suddenly the girl's grandma came by and saw her."Why...	Possum3	1	1286	09:49 AM Nov 3, 2020 by Bobdown
	Information appreciated (Preview) When you get taxed $300 a week and it goes to a bloke on Centrelink you should get a little flyer in the mail updating you on how hes travelling like when you sponsor a kid on world vision. Hope you are well Larry from Doonside	Aus-Kiwi	0	591	09:01 AM Nov 3, 2020 by Aus-Kiwi
	Two babies. (Preview)	Possum3	2	1254	03:15 PM Nov 2, 2020 by grahos
	Impatience. (Preview) My wife & me had a big argument and we were on "no talk" terms for the last three days...Finally wife said ....."Now ... I count till 10 .. if you don't talk to me ... I'll go to my parent's home...!"She started counting ...Wife - 1..2..3 ...I - .. (silent) ... !!!Wife - 4...5 ...I - .... (qui...	Possum3	0	696	05:57 PM Nov 1, 2020 by Possum3
	An oldie. (Preview) My wife and I went to the cattle auction at Tralee the other week and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......smiled and said, 'He mate...	Possum3	0	780	07:54 PM Oct 31, 2020 by Possum3
	2021 Coming (Preview)	Possum3	1	728	03:31 PM Oct 31, 2020 by Mike Harding
	COVID Chippendales. (Preview)	Possum3	0	831	03:14 PM Oct 31, 2020 by Possum3
	3 Chinese tortures. (Preview) A young man is wandering, lost, in a forest when he comes upon a small house. He knocks on the door and is greeted by an old Chinese man with a long grey beard. Im lost, said the man, Can you put me up for the night?Certainly, the Chinese man said, but one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter I...	Possum3	1	1080	10:40 PM Oct 30, 2020 by Tony Bev
	Intriguing BRITISH place names! (Preview) worth a look............	Bobdown	1	1198	09:28 PM Oct 29, 2020 by Grasshopper1
	Tech support. (Preview) Dear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valua...	Possum3	0	836	02:54 PM Oct 29, 2020 by Possum3
	Rules. (Preview) At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. We always hear 'the rules' from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!1. Men are NOT mind readers.1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it'...	Possum3	1	1357	01:59 PM Oct 28, 2020 by Tony Bev
	Just read this and had to post. (Preview) What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate? I'm glad you asked...12:05 pm: It's time. You shotgun a 10 oz bottle like it's a lukewarm PBR and you don't want to be a pussy in front of your older brother's friends.It's suppose to be grape flavored but it's becoming quite clear that whoever led t...	Possum3	1	957	10:08 AM Oct 28, 2020 by Craig1
	Religious conversion. (Preview) An old Jew retired and moved to a mostly Catholic neighborhood.He had a habit of cooking out on Fridays and the smell of his steaks was distracting to the neighbors.They asked him on several occasions not to cook beef outdoors on Fridays, but to no avail.Eventually the parish priest came up with the id...	Possum3	2	952	10:06 AM Oct 28, 2020 by Craig1
	The Fence Repair - Australian style !!! (Preview) The Fence Repair - Australian style !!! Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fenceat Government House.One is from Cabramatta, another is fromMarrickville, and the third is from Lane Cove.All three go with an official to examine the fence.The Cabramatta contractor takes out a tape measu...	Bobdown	5	1132	09:54 AM Oct 27, 2020 by Possum3
	Backwards. (Preview) I am over 70 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing backwards.Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at le...	Possum3	1	1010	01:24 AM Oct 27, 2020 by Mike Harding
	Spider. (Preview)	Possum3	1	1167	08:25 PM Oct 25, 2020 by Bicyclecamper
	Nice to have you back Possum3 (Preview) Wassa	WAssa41	4	1153	10:01 AM Oct 25, 2020 by WAssa41
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