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Alfie.
(Preview)
The doctor said, "Alfie, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration.You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the tes...
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712
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The Frozen Bird
(Preview)
A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.The dung was actually thawing him...
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Possum3
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0
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521
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If you find this hard to believe, you've never been married.
(Preview)
Husband's call: "Honey it's me. I don't want to alarm you but I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They have checked me over and done some tests and some x-rays. The blow to my head was severe. Fortunately it did not cause any serious internal injury. Howe...
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Bobdown
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1
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1013
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Christmas song
(Preview)
Beautiful Ave Maria Christmas music................must listen
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Bobdown
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3
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832
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Misunderstanding.
(Preview)
Mr. Kapoor comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby!The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."The next day, Mrs. Kapoor receives a telephone call from Reliance...
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Possum3
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0
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739
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Twins
(Preview)
Then there was the Spanish fellow who's wife had twin boys. He called one Jose and the other Jose B. (sorry!)
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Magnarc
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3
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839
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More Great Puns from Indian Hills...!!
(Preview)
The clever punster who does the signs at Indian Hills is writing again..!
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Bobdown
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590
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It's Hot.
(Preview)
Jack was living in the middle of the country during a heatwave.Its just too hot to wear clothes today, he complained to his wife as he stepped out of the shower. Honey, what do you think the neighbours would say if I mowed the lawn like this?His wife took a moment to look his body up and down.Finally she til...
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Possum3
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0
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585
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Circumcised.
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0
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913
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Baby food.
(Preview)
A man was riding on a full bus minding his own buisiness when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast feed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it so she said, "Cmon sweetie, eat it all up or I'll give it to this nice man next to us. " Five minutes later the baby was still not feeding, so she said, "Cmon, ho...
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Possum3
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0
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518
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Fed up wives
(Preview)
She thinks its funny........quite good
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Bobdown
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1
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854
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Aunty Sharon
(Preview)
The Moral of Auntie Sharon A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: To get their parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. Ashley said, 'My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens. One time we...
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Phillipn
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0
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755
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Irish.
(Preview)
Irish Mick, from Dublin, appeared on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 Euros.__"You've done very well so far," said Chris Tarrant, the show's presenter, "but for a million euros you've only got one life-line left, phone a friend. Everything...
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Possum3
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643
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Don't Dig.
(Preview)
An elderly man, whos living alone in Salisbury wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, since the ground was hard.His only son, Paul, who used to help him, is now in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:Dear Paul,I am feeling pretty...
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0
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914
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Johnny again.
(Preview)
Little Johnny comes home from Sunday school with a black eye.His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?""But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers.We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the cra...
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0
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520
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Cheer up
(Preview)
This pretty much condenses life into 79 seconds. If you don't see yourself in this video at least once, you must be living on another planet....
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Bobdown
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2
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1012
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Mary.
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Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, Tell me, Mary, who created the universe? When Mary didnt stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. God...
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2
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975
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Mary.
(Preview)
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, Tell me, Mary, who created the universe? When Mary didnt stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. God...
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Possum3
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0
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573
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Highway Patrol.
(Preview)
A highway policeman in the US was doing his rounds along the roads.During his shift, he pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. He glanced over at the driver and promptly did a double take! He was astounded to see that the woman behind the wheel was knitting!Realising she was oblivious to his fl...
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Possum3
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0
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679
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Sergeant Major.
(Preview)
A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college.There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation."Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious...
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