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Great minds.
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Possum3
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0
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813
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Trust.
(Preview)
If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman.He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility.....Q: 'Officer --- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'A: 'N...
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Possum3
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0
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1063
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The Things Kids Say
(Preview)
Kids have wonderfully imaginative minds! These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!! JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?' MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny h...
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Phillipn
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1
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683
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They can.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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1
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679
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Diamond Ring.
(Preview)
A man decided to buy his wife a massive, beautiful diamond ring for her birthday.After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said,I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles?She did, he replied.But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?
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Possum3
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0
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616
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Childhood sweethearts.
(Preview)
An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary.The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shar...
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Possum3
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0
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611
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Cop humour
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Possum3
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0
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1063
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The bowl.
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Possum3
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1
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845
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Delivery Man.
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0
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787
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Male perspective.
(Preview)
We always hear "the rules" From the female side....Now here are "the rules" from the male side:Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!1. Men ARE not mind readers.1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us com...
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Possum3
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0
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792
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Las Vegas.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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614
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First Christmas Joke.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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814
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On the subject of Xmas Turkeys
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Rob Driver
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0
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1114
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Christmas Eve at the North Pole
(Preview)
XMAS EVE AT THE NORTH POLESantas alarm clock didnt go off as planned. He wakes up 3 hours late. He rushes around to get his reindeer yoked up, but because of his panic, they got spooked and disappeared into the forest. It took him another 30 minutes to round them up. Santa throws the toy bag onto th...
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erad
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0
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959
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Christmas Turkey
(Preview)
Time to trot out the oldies again.... THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMASOn the first day of Christmas my true love said to me; Im glad we bought a turkey and a Christmas tree On the second day of Christmas, much laughter could be heard, as we tucked into the turkey - a most delicious...
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erad
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0
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695
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An important birth
(Preview)
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Rob Driver
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1
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995
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Surprise
(Preview)
On their wedding night, the bride said to her new husband that she had a confession to make. The groom asks to hear it. Well darling. When I lived in the United Kingdom, I used to be a hooker. Groom says This sounds exciting. Tell me the whole story The bride says, Well my name was Nigel, and I played 5 seas...
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Teo
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0
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796
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Anyone for Turkey
(Preview)
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Rob Driver
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0
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690
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Telephone Survey
(Preview)
Telephone Survey Last month, a worldwide telephone survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about possible solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a complete failure because: In Eastern Europe th...
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Phillipn
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0
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743
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Merry Christmas to all of good cheer.
(Preview)
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1
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812
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