Just Joking

Mike Harding · Mike Harding

You didn't see the shark within five seconds....

Craig1 · Craig1

fwdoz · fwdoz

Morris , an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?'Morris replied, 'Just doing what y...

oldbloke · oldbloke

When I was young, I decided I wanted to be a doctor, so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School.One of the questions asked was to rearrange the letters PNEIS into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.Those who answered SPINE are doctors today.The rest of us are p...

Tony Bev · Tony Bev

This was sent to me, I have no affiliation with the product, apart from laughing The vid is 2 minutes and 7 seconds, and in English

Possum3 · Possum3

Really not meant to be a grinch, but.... for those of you who put Christmas lights / decorations in your garden: would you please avoid something that blinks RED and BLUE together?!?Everytime I come around the corner I think it's the police and I'm having a f # %!*@ panic attack.I need to brake hard, thr...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Possum3 · Possum3

One day an old lady went to the doctors because she had an itch in her crotch:She told the doctor her problem and he said."You have the crabs."She informed the doctor that it could not be the crabs because she was an eighty year old virgin.She went to another doctor and explained herproblem to him.The do...

Possum3 · Possum3

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husbands habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke.The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.Every morning she would plead wit...

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

Three women who work in the same office notice that their female boss has started leaving work early every day, so one day they decide that after she leaves, they'll take off early, too. After all, she never calls or comes back, so how is she to know?The brunette is thrilled to get home early. She does a li...

Possum3 · Possum3

Bloke goes into a pub, and the barmaid asks what he wants. "I want to bury my face in your cleavage and lick the sweat from between your tits" he says........"You dirty pig!" shouts the barmaid, "get out before I get my husband."The bloke apologizes and promises not to repeat his gaffe. The Barmaid acce...

Possum3 · Possum3

Two drunk Irishmen: Paddy; If I had two million dollars Mick, I'd be g'in ya one. Mick; To be sure Paddy, ye're a genyrus fella. Paddy; If I had two houses Mick, I'd be g'in ya one. Mick; To be sure Paddy, ye're a genyrus fella. Mick; If'n ya had two Bicycles Paddy, Would ya Gi me one? Paddy; Now dat's mean of y...

Possum3 · Possum3

A woman goes to her boyfriends parents house for dinner. This is her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost ma...

Tony Bev · Tony Bev

As I believe that Australia has just about eliminated Covid-19 internally I pass on some funnies that were sent to me

Possum3 · Possum3

A farmer got in his truck. He drove a while down the road to a neighbouring farm and knocked on the farmhouse door. A young boy, about 12 years old, opened the door.Is your dad home? the farmer asked.No sir, he isnt, the boy replied. He went to town.d the farmer. Is your mum home?No, she isnt here either. Sh...

Possum3 · Possum3

A while back there was an opening in the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are extremely difficult to fill, requiring an extensive background check, training, and testing before candidates are even considered for the position. After reviewing several applicants and comple...

Des and Jane · Des and Jane

Man calls 000 Hello Police... Man:....I need your help! Police OK Whats the problem Man: Two girls are fighting over me! Police: So what's your emergency? man: The ugly one is winning.

Relax-n · Relax-n

An oldie but a Goldie........

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	The Five Second Rule - you lose if... (Preview) You didn't see the shark within five seconds....	Mike Harding	4	975	11:49 PM Dec 11, 2020 by Bobdown
	trees are human- warningggg (Preview)	Craig1	0	557	08:04 PM Dec 11, 2020 by Craig1
	Morris and the Doctor (Preview) Morris , an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?'Morris replied, 'Just doing what y...	fwdoz	0	747	04:32 PM Dec 11, 2020 by fwdoz
	Dr exam (Preview) When I was young, I decided I wanted to be a doctor, so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School.One of the questions asked was to rearrange the letters PNEIS into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.Those who answered SPINE are doctors today.The rest of us are p...	oldbloke	0	872	09:40 PM Dec 10, 2020 by oldbloke
	Mercedes AA class (Preview) This was sent to me, I have no affiliation with the product, apart from laughing The vid is 2 minutes and 7 seconds, and in English	Tony Bev	2	962	08:46 PM Dec 10, 2020 by Craig1
	Christmas Decorations. (Preview) Really not meant to be a grinch, but.... for those of you who put Christmas lights / decorations in your garden: would you please avoid something that blinks RED and BLUE together?!?Everytime I come around the corner I think it's the police and I'm having a f # %!*@ panic attack.I need to brake hard, thr...	Possum3	1	1007	03:29 PM Dec 10, 2020 by Tony Bev
	Symbol of Democracy...a bit cheeky (Preview)	Bobdown	4	1126	09:51 AM Dec 10, 2020 by Grandad5
	Crabs. (Preview) One day an old lady went to the doctors because she had an itch in her crotch:She told the doctor her problem and he said."You have the crabs."She informed the doctor that it could not be the crabs because she was an eighty year old virgin.She went to another doctor and explained herproblem to him.The do...	Possum3	10	1242	09:26 AM Dec 10, 2020 by Lily2018
	Warning - sensitive subject to some. (Preview) This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husbands habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke.The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.Every morning she would plead wit...	Possum3	0	755	07:23 AM Dec 10, 2020 by Possum3
	Sleep Study. (Preview)	Possum3	2	1399	03:55 AM Dec 10, 2020 by Mike Harding
	Blonde, again. (Preview)	Possum3	0	993	02:44 PM Dec 9, 2020 by Possum3
	Blonde. (Preview) Three women who work in the same office notice that their female boss has started leaving work early every day, so one day they decide that after she leaves, they'll take off early, too. After all, she never calls or comes back, so how is she to know?The brunette is thrilled to get home early. She does a li...	Possum3	0	790	02:27 PM Dec 9, 2020 by Possum3
	Don't open if easily offended (Preview) Bloke goes into a pub, and the barmaid asks what he wants. "I want to bury my face in your cleavage and lick the sweat from between your tits" he says........"You dirty pig!" shouts the barmaid, "get out before I get my husband."The bloke apologizes and promises not to repeat his gaffe. The Barmaid acce...	Possum3	0	837	11:26 AM Dec 9, 2020 by Possum3
	Irish. (Preview) Two drunk Irishmen: Paddy; If I had two million dollars Mick, I'd be g'in ya one. Mick; To be sure Paddy, ye're a genyrus fella. Paddy; If I had two houses Mick, I'd be g'in ya one. Mick; To be sure Paddy, ye're a genyrus fella. Mick; If'n ya had two Bicycles Paddy, Would ya Gi me one? Paddy; Now dat's mean of y...	Possum3	0	1072	11:04 AM Dec 8, 2020 by Possum3
	Ginger. (Preview) A woman goes to her boyfriends parents house for dinner. This is her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost ma...	Possum3	1	1495	01:02 AM Dec 7, 2020 by Bicyclecamper
	Covid funnies (Preview) As I believe that Australia has just about eliminated Covid-19 internally I pass on some funnies that were sent to me	Tony Bev	0	1075	07:33 PM Dec 6, 2020 by Tony Bev
	Is Dad home? (Preview) A farmer got in his truck. He drove a while down the road to a neighbouring farm and knocked on the farmhouse door. A young boy, about 12 years old, opened the door.Is your dad home? the farmer asked.No sir, he isnt, the boy replied. He went to town.d the farmer. Is your mum home?No, she isnt here either. Sh...	Possum3	1	1168	08:40 PM Dec 5, 2020 by Bicyclecamper
	CIA Induction. (Preview) A while back there was an opening in the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are extremely difficult to fill, requiring an extensive background check, training, and testing before candidates are even considered for the position. After reviewing several applicants and comple...	Possum3	1	1391	12:08 AM Dec 5, 2020 by Tony Bev
	POLICE EMERGENCY... (Preview) Man calls 000 Hello Police... Man:....I need your help! Police OK Whats the problem Man: Two girls are fighting over me! Police: So what's your emergency? man: The ugly one is winning.	Des and Jane	0	1155	05:53 PM Dec 4, 2020 by Des and Jane
	Jack who ? (Preview) An oldie but a Goldie........	Relax-n	0	1149	12:19 PM Dec 4, 2020 by Relax-n
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