Just Joking

Magnarc · Magnarc

When you swim round a rock and an Eel bites your c--k thats a Moray.

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son.He gives the young boy three 10p coins to play with to keep him occupied.Suddenly, the boy starts choking and going blue in the face....The father realises the boy has swallowed the coins and starts slapping him on the back..The boy coughs up 2 of the 1...

Magnarc · Magnarc

VID-20210122-WA0005.mp4 Very well done, watch it to the end! Not sure if this link works. Video can be found on Youtube. -- Edited by Magnarc on Thursday 28th of January 2021 08:43:59 AM

Possum3 · Possum3

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists foundtraces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion thattheir ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.Not to be outdone by the British, in the weeks that followed, an Americanarchae...

Craig1 · Craig1

clever

Buzz Lightbulb · Buzz Lightbulb

Three old guys were sitting and talking about being old. The first old man said "I'd give anything to have a good wee like I did when I was young. Every morning I get up it takes me 5 minutes to wee, and then it's only a small dribble." The second old man said "I'd give anything to have a good poo like I did wh...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Female Medical Examination During a lady's medical examination, the British doctor says, "Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the part that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble." The lady starts taking off her undies but is interrupted by the doctor. "N...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Buzz Lightbulb · Buzz Lightbulb

A beautiful young woman walks up to a barman in the establishment in which she'd been drinking, smiles and says to the barman "I'd like to speak to the manager please.". The barman, keen to strike up a conversation with this beauty, says "He's not here miss. May I help you?". She replies "I'd really lik...

Possum3 · Possum3

A farmer was pulled over by a police officer who was renowned for being a bully.Your break light is out said the police officer. Im going to write you up.Im sorry officer, I didnt realise, said the farmer. Cant you just give me a warning? Ill head straight to the mechanic to fix it.Now listen here the poli...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

Bobdown · Bobdown

Mobile madness...........

Buzz Lightbulb · Buzz Lightbulb

I hate Russian dolls.... They're so full of themselves.

Bobdown · Bobdown

No as dirty as your mind thinks.................

Bobdown · Bobdown

Possum3 · Possum3

Giggleswick · Giggleswick

Paddy went down to his local for a pint, whilst there he ran into his mate Mick. After a while Mick said Hows the missus Paddy. Dead said Paddy "I murdered her. Of course Mick didnt believe him but after a while Paddy finally convinced Mick that he had actually killed his wife. Come on he said I will ta...

boab · boab

Celibacy can be a choice in life, Or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a Marriage Weekend, my wife and I, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.." He then addressed the men, 'Can you name an...

rgren2 · rgren2

-- Edited by rgren2 on Wednesday 20th of January 2021 08:22:31 PM

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Apologies to Dino (Preview) When you swim round a rock and an Eel bites your c--k thats a Moray.	Magnarc	3	1018	03:18 PM Jan 28, 2021 by Leshill
	State Trooper. (Preview)	Possum3	0	696	01:15 PM Jan 28, 2021 by Possum3
	Scottish Father & Son. (Preview) A father walks into a restaurant with his young son.He gives the young boy three 10p coins to play with to keep him occupied.Suddenly, the boy starts choking and going blue in the face....The father realises the boy has swallowed the coins and starts slapping him on the back..The boy coughs up 2 of the 1...	Possum3	0	578	01:08 PM Jan 28, 2021 by Possum3
	Kimmel (Preview) VID-20210122-WA0005.mp4 Very well done, watch it to the end! Not sure if this link works. Video can be found on Youtube. -- Edited by Magnarc on Thursday 28th of January 2021 08:43:59 AM	Magnarc	0	781	08:33 AM Jan 28, 2021 by Magnarc
	Telecommunications. (Preview) After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists foundtraces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion thattheir ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.Not to be outdone by the British, in the weeks that followed, an Americanarchae...	Possum3	2	968	12:37 AM Jan 28, 2021 by oldbloke
	beeer and stuff (Preview) clever	Craig1	1	817	11:46 PM Jan 27, 2021 by Bicyclecamper
	Warning: bodily functions that may offend (Preview) Three old guys were sitting and talking about being old. The first old man said "I'd give anything to have a good wee like I did when I was young. Every morning I get up it takes me 5 minutes to wee, and then it's only a small dribble." The second old man said "I'd give anything to have a good poo like I did wh...	Buzz Lightbulb	0	915	01:15 PM Jan 27, 2021 by Buzz Lightbulb
	Female Medical Examination (Preview) Female Medical Examination During a lady's medical examination, the British doctor says, "Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the part that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble." The lady starts taking off her undies but is interrupted by the doctor. "N...	Bobdown	0	781	11:24 AM Jan 27, 2021 by Bobdown
	Virus funnies (Preview)	Bobdown	0	596	11:23 AM Jan 27, 2021 by Bobdown
	Message for the manager (Preview) A beautiful young woman walks up to a barman in the establishment in which she'd been drinking, smiles and says to the barman "I'd like to speak to the manager please.". The barman, keen to strike up a conversation with this beauty, says "He's not here miss. May I help you?". She replies "I'd really lik...	Buzz Lightbulb	0	687	09:31 AM Jan 27, 2021 by Buzz Lightbulb
	Circle Flies. (Preview) A farmer was pulled over by a police officer who was renowned for being a bully.Your break light is out said the police officer. Im going to write you up.Im sorry officer, I didnt realise, said the farmer. Cant you just give me a warning? Ill head straight to the mechanic to fix it.Now listen here the poli...	Possum3	0	941	10:47 PM Jan 26, 2021 by Possum3
	Snake Valley (Preview)	Whenarewethere	8	1556	11:21 PM Jan 25, 2021 by Whenarewethere
	Proof that cellphones cause headaches. (Preview) Mobile madness...........	Bobdown	1	1271	10:27 PM Jan 25, 2021 by Bicyclecamper
	Russian dolls (Preview) I hate Russian dolls.... They're so full of themselves.	Buzz Lightbulb	0	973	05:13 PM Jan 25, 2021 by Buzz Lightbulb
	How French Women Lose Weight (Preview) No as dirty as your mind thinks.................	Bobdown	4	1526	07:06 PM Jan 24, 2021 by Santa
	Nature for men (Preview)	Bobdown	0	968	09:23 PM Jan 22, 2021 by Bobdown
	Church Gossip. (Preview)	Possum3	0	985	08:17 AM Jan 22, 2021 by Possum3
	The dead wife (Preview) Paddy went down to his local for a pint, whilst there he ran into his mate Mick. After a while Mick said Hows the missus Paddy. Dead said Paddy "I murdered her. Of course Mick didnt believe him but after a while Paddy finally convinced Mick that he had actually killed his wife. Come on he said I will ta...	Giggleswick	0	876	06:42 PM Jan 21, 2021 by Giggleswick
	What is Celibacy? (Preview) *Celibacy can be a choice in life, Or a condition imposed by circumstances.* *While attending a Marriage Weekend, my wife and I, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the* *things that are important to each other.."* *He then addressed the men,* *'Can you name an...*	boab	0	855	05:39 PM Jan 21, 2021 by boab
	Not PC 1 (Preview) -- Edited by rgren2 on Wednesday 20th of January 2021 08:22:31 PM	rgren2	1	1346	09:48 PM Jan 20, 2021 by Possum3
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