Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A priest was invited to attend a house party. Naturally, he was properly dressed and wearing his Priest's Collar.A little boy kept staring at him the entire evening. Finally, the priest asked the little boy what he was staring at.The little boy pointed to the priest's neck. When the priest finally re...

Aussie1 · Aussie1

I discovered that answering the door naked helps deter trick-or-treaters, Oh, here we go again, here's two dressed as policemen...

Aussie1 · Aussie1

If vegetables are so good, Explain to me why Vegans are always trying to make them taste like meat. Take your time, Il' wait.

Aussie1 · Aussie1

Mother-in-Law came for dinner and said "why does the dog keep looking at me?" I said , "because you're using his plate!"

Aussie1 · Aussie1

I'm so out of shape that if someone yells, run for your life!, I'll be like, you guys go ahead. I'm going to meet Jesus.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Ninety year old aboriginal elder sat in his humpy eyeing two government 'Welfare' officials sent to interview him .One official said to him: "You have observed the white man for 90 years.You have seen his wars and his technological advances.You have seen his progress and the damage he has done."The...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A Irishman wants a job, but the boss won't hire him until he passes a little math test.Here is your first question, the boss said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9.""Without numbers?" the man says, "Dats easy."And proceeds to draw three trees."What's this?" the boss asks."Tree and tr...

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

AT LEAST HE TRIED!!!I was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching my wife who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off I asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.'I'd like to be eight again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.On the morning of her birthday, I ar...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A drunk walking home decided to take a short cut through the cemetery,Walking along in the dark he stumbled over a mound of dirt and fell into an open grave that was dug for an early funeral the next day.The man tried to climb out, but he was short and the gravediggers had dug the correct six foot depth.The...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

An old man needs a heart transplant and gets the call from his doctor one day that there are several options available for him.We have three possible donors, the doctor explains.One is a young, healthy athlete.The second is a middle-aged businessman who never drank or smoked and the third is an attor...

rgren2 · rgren2

Aussie1 · Aussie1

Dear Santa, I'm writing to tell you I've been naughty and it was worth it. You fat, judgemental bastard.

Aussie1 · Aussie1

I was drinking whiskey, and the bartender screamed "does anyone know CPR ??? I yelled "I know the entire alphabet" We all laughed and laughed well, except for this one guy.

Aussie1 · Aussie1

I would like to apologise to anyone I have not yet offended, I will get to you eventually.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Police at door.Just had two police officers at my front door.They asked me, Are you familiar with the letters HB?I said, No, Im not.How about LS? they asked.I replied, No. then they asked, What about JD?I said, Hang on a minute, am I a suspect or something?They said, No, these are just initial inquirie...

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	A priest.. (Preview) A priest was invited to attend a house party. Naturally, he was properly dressed and wearing his Priest's Collar.A little boy kept staring at him the entire evening. Finally, the priest asked the little boy what he was staring at.The little boy pointed to the priest's neck. When the priest finally re...	aussie_paul	0	760	03:34 PM Jan 5, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Answering the door (Preview) I discovered that answering the door naked helps deter trick-or-treaters, Oh, here we go again, here's two dressed as policemen...	Aussie1	1	756	07:49 AM Jan 5, 2025 by dorian
	Vegans (Preview) If vegetables are so good, Explain to me why Vegans are always trying to make them taste like meat. Take your time, Il' wait.	Aussie1	1	664	06:34 PM Jan 4, 2025 by Possum3
	Mother in law (Preview) Mother-in-Law came for dinner and said "why does the dog keep looking at me?" I said , "because you're using his plate!"	Aussie1	0	649	12:35 PM Jan 4, 2025 by Aussie1
	Out of shape (Preview) I'm so out of shape that if someone yells, run for your life!, I'll be like, you guys go ahead. I'm going to meet Jesus.	Aussie1	0	492	12:29 PM Jan 4, 2025 by Aussie1
	just for a laugh xx.. (Preview) Ninety year old aboriginal elder sat in his humpy eyeing two government 'Welfare' officials sent to interview him .One official said to him: "You have observed the white man for 90 years.You have seen his wars and his technological advances.You have seen his progress and the damage he has done."The...	aussie_paul	0	631	07:46 PM Jan 2, 2025 by aussie_paul
	An oldie but a good one.. Ahh the Irish.. (Preview) A Irishman wants a job, but the boss won't hire him until he passes a little math test.Here is your first question, the boss said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9.""Without numbers?" the man says, "Dats easy."And proceeds to draw three trees."What's this?" the boss asks."Tree and tr...	aussie_paul	0	523	07:44 PM Jan 2, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Pilot light (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	0	586	07:34 PM Jan 1, 2025 by Southern Cruizer
	Grandfather.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	600	05:55 PM Jan 1, 2025 by aussie_paul
	He tried.. (Preview) AT LEAST HE TRIED!!!I was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching my wife who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off I asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.'I'd like to be eight again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.On the morning of her birthday, I ar...	aussie_paul	0	528	05:51 PM Jan 1, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Graveyard.. (Preview) A drunk walking home decided to take a short cut through the cemetery,Walking along in the dark he stumbled over a mound of dirt and fell into an open grave that was dug for an early funeral the next day.The man tried to climb out, but he was short and the gravediggers had dug the correct six foot depth.The...	aussie_paul	0	629	05:47 PM Jan 1, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Deaf.. (Preview) ]	aussie_paul	0	445	05:45 PM Jan 1, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Heart transplant.. (Preview) An old man needs a heart transplant and gets the call from his doctor one day that there are several options available for him.We have three possible donors, the doctor explains.One is a young, healthy athlete.The second is a middle-aged businessman who never drank or smoked and the third is an attor...	aussie_paul	0	472	05:41 PM Jan 1, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Ohh (Preview)	rgren2	1	1016	10:08 AM Dec 31, 2024 by Roy E
	Santa (Preview) Dear Santa, I'm writing to tell you I've been naughty and it was worth it. You fat, judgemental bastard.	Aussie1	2	725	11:21 AM Dec 30, 2024 by Bicyclecamper
	Drinking whiskey (Preview) I was drinking whiskey, and the bartender screamed "does anyone know CPR ??? I yelled "I know the entire alphabet" We all laughed and laughed well, except for this one guy.	Aussie1	1	679	10:16 AM Dec 30, 2024 by Joda
	apology (Preview) I would like to apologise to anyone I have not yet offended, I will get to you eventually.	Aussie1	0	602	11:45 AM Dec 29, 2024 by Aussie1
	lol.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	602	08:08 PM Dec 27, 2024 by aussie_paul
	lol.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	661	01:05 PM Dec 27, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Police at door.. (Preview) Police at door.Just had two police officers at my front door.They asked me, Are you familiar with the letters HB?I said, No, Im not.How about LS? they asked.I replied, No. then they asked, What about JD?I said, Hang on a minute, am I a suspect or something?They said, No, these are just initial inquirie...	aussie_paul	0	662	01:00 PM Dec 27, 2024 by aussie_paul
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