Just Joking

Possum3 · Possum3

Condom factory burns down in New Zealand :Helen Clarke, ex-Prime Minister of New Zulland, is awoken at 4am by the telephone."Hillen, its the Hilth Munister here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emergincy !! I've jist received word thet the Durex factory en Aucklind hes burned to the gr...

Possum3 · Possum3

Three old maids die and arrive in heaven at the same time.When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their...

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*I went for a walk with my new girlfriend and we saw dogs mating . She said : How does the male know when the female is ready for sex ?* *I replied : He can smell she is ready . That is how nature works .* *We then walked past a sheep field and the ram was mating the ewe . Again my girlfriend asked : How the ram kne...

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A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the home owner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then g...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Possum3 · Possum3

Four retired truck drivers are walking down a street in Cooktown. They turned a corner andsee a sign that says, Old Timer's Bar - all drinks 10 cents!They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true.The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, 'Come on in and l...

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Possum3 · Possum3

I still remember the time when my father gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead, I bought a lottery ticket for a brand new car.When I got home, I explained to my dad what I did and he beat the crap out of me.But the next day, when my dad woke up and opened the door, outside my house was a brand new c...

Possum3 · Possum3

When you are tired of just sitting around under the annex, Go down to a local clothing store, and go into a fitting room. After several minutes, Yell out. "Hey! there's no toilet paper in here" I bet the Manager comes to introduce themselves, hey you have just met a new friend.

travelyounger · travelyounger

It was time for the head ****ie to go to heaven he made his way to heaven and finally made it to the pearly gates so he opened the gates and there was god sitting at his throne god said to the farmer welcome my son what can I do for you today the ****ie said well for starters you can get out of my chair !!!

Possum3 · Possum3

Hi guys/gals, Over the last few months due to NBN cut-off and limited access, I have not been able to post much on the GN's Forums. Whilst many would be pleased at my absence on many pages - it means I have extreme difficulty in viewing many articles (mainly in Just Joking) due to there only being a web lin...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Classic ...Dawn French

Bobdown · Bobdown

Mad horse disease.........

Possum3 · Possum3

This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in New Mexico ..Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better.For those of you who have lived in New Mexico, you know how true this is. They actua...

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Woman in Wisconsin texted her husband early one morning ," Windows Frozen". Husband texted back, " Gently pour luke warm water on windows". Later wife texted back, " Computer REALLY messed up now".

Bobdown · Bobdown

Warning....some mild nudity and bum cracks.

Bobdown · Bobdown

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.Arlene: What in the hell is that?Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.Arlene: Where did you ge...

Kev-Maz · Kev-Maz

Scientists have shown that the moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the earth every year. If you do the maths, you can calculate that 85 million years ago the moon was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 feet from the earth's surface. This would explain the death of th...

Bobdown · Bobdown

My old favourite British comedian....Jethro.

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	New Zealand Condom Factory Burns to Ground (Preview) Condom factory burns down in New Zealand :Helen Clarke, ex-Prime Minister of New Zulland, is awoken at 4am by the telephone."Hillen, its the Hilth Munister here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emergincy !! I've jist received word thet the Durex factory en Aucklind hes burned to the gr...	Possum3	1	1144	03:45 PM Nov 28, 2020 by Long Weekend
	Three old maids. (Preview) Three old maids die and arrive in heaven at the same time.When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their...	Possum3	0	922	10:41 AM Nov 28, 2020 by Possum3
	"Latest Covid joke" (Preview) I went for a walk with my new girlfriend and we saw dogs mating . She said : How does the male know when the female is ready for sex ? I replied : He can smell she is ready . That is how nature works . *We then walked past a sheep field and the ram was mating the ewe . Again my girlfriend asked : How the ram kne...	Possum3	1	4024	04:46 PM Nov 27, 2020 by Craig1
	I love you. (Preview) A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the home owner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then g...	Possum3	0	986	03:45 PM Nov 27, 2020 by Possum3
	Fridays funnies (Preview)	Bobdown	0	898	11:34 AM Nov 27, 2020 by Bobdown
	An oldie. (Preview) Four retired truck drivers are walking down a street in Cooktown. They turned a corner andsee a sign that says, Old Timer's Bar - all drinks 10 cents!They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true.The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, 'Come on in and l...	Possum3	1	567	08:28 AM Nov 27, 2020 by Mike Harding
	Weight loss goal. (Preview)	Possum3	1	1210	08:09 PM Nov 26, 2020 by Mobi Condo
	BMW. (Preview)	Possum3	5	1559	06:13 PM Nov 26, 2020 by Whenarewethere
	Lottery Win (Preview) I still remember the time when my father gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead, I bought a lottery ticket for a brand new car.When I got home, I explained to my dad what I did and he beat the crap out of me.But the next day, when my dad woke up and opened the door, outside my house was a brand new c...	Possum3	1	615	09:40 AM Nov 26, 2020 by dorian
	Bored? (Preview) When you are tired of just sitting around under the annex, Go down to a local clothing store, and go into a fitting room. After several minutes, Yell out. "Hey! there's no toilet paper in here" I bet the Manager comes to introduce themselves, hey you have just met a new friend.	Possum3	0	889	08:59 AM Nov 26, 2020 by Possum3
	**ie (farmer going to heaven) (Preview) It was time for the head ie to go to heaven he made his way to heaven and finally made it to the pearly gates so he opened the gates and there was god sitting at his throne god said to the farmer welcome my son what can I do for you today the **ie said well for starters you can get out of my chair !!!	travelyounger	0	586	07:26 AM Nov 26, 2020 by travelyounger
	Plea - Limited data download. (Preview) Hi guys/gals, Over the last few months due to NBN cut-off and limited access, I have not been able to post much on the GN's Forums. Whilst many would be pleased at my absence on many pages - it means I have extreme difficulty in viewing many articles (mainly in Just Joking) due to there only being a web lin...	Possum3	13	1293	06:27 PM Nov 25, 2020 by Bobdown
	Nun taking a bath (Preview) Classic ...Dawn French	Bobdown	1	824	03:13 PM Nov 25, 2020 by Craig1
	Horse people (Preview) Mad horse disease.........	Bobdown	1	982	06:31 PM Nov 24, 2020 by Bicyclecamper
	Chili cook-off in New Mexico (Preview) This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in New Mexico ..Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better.For those of you who have lived in New Mexico, you know how true this is. They actua...	Possum3	0	693	09:32 AM Nov 24, 2020 by Possum3
	Windows? (Preview) Woman in Wisconsin texted her husband early one morning ," Windows Frozen". Husband texted back, " Gently pour luke warm water on windows". Later wife texted back, " Computer REALLY messed up now".	Possum3	0	860	09:14 AM Nov 24, 2020 by Possum3
	Wearing masks in Madrid (Preview) Warning....some mild nudity and bum cracks.	Bobdown	0	848	10:22 PM Nov 23, 2020 by Bobdown
	Condoms (Preview) Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.Arlene: What in the hell is that?Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.Arlene: Where did you ge...	Bobdown	1	874	02:24 PM Nov 23, 2020 by Magnarc
	The Moon (Preview) Scientists have shown that the moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the earth every year. If you do the maths, you can calculate that 85 million years ago the moon was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 feet from the earth's surface. This would explain the death of th...	Kev-Maz	3	975	12:51 PM Nov 23, 2020 by Santa
	Americans (Preview) My old favourite British comedian....Jethro.	Bobdown	0	894	12:27 PM Nov 23, 2020 by Bobdown
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