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"You Gotta Be Sh**tin Me?"
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Have you ever wondered who first uttered the phrase "You Gotta Be Sh**tin Me?" Well, it just so happens to have originated through the Father of Our country, way back when George Washington was crossing the Delaware river with his troops. There were 33 (remember this number) in Washington...
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I am. You are. We are Australia
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I am. You are. We are Australian WE, the people of a free nation of blokes, sheilas and the occasional wanker. We come from many lands even from New Zealand and although we live in the best country in the world, we reserve the right to bitch and moan about it whenever we bloody like. We are One Nation b...
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One for the ladies
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Some good advice
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Bloody traffic jams..........
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TALK TO GOD...
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An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he would start by working his way across the USA from South to North. On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed golden telephon...
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Mushrooms for Spot
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She wanted to serve her guests mushroom-smothered steak, but she had no mushrooms and no time to buy them. Her husband suggested, "Why don't you go pick some of the mushrooms that are growing wild down by the stream? "No --- some wild mushrooms are poisonous." "Well, I see squirrels eating them and the...
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4 Very Short Illusions
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NASA
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NASA'a robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of TV, beer or porn. This makes it clear that Men are not from Mars.
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Home Gym
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Safer to sit and watch TV.........
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HELPING OUT
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I was walking through a seedy part of town the other day, when I came across a couple of louts beating up this young bloke. Of course I jumped in to help out. He didnt stand a chance against the three of us.
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Blonde (American).
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Wally works for Bunnings...
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Jennifer, a manager at Bunnings, had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening.After sorting through a stack of resumes she found four people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the...
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Tech support. - (Can't remember if I put it on before)
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Dear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuabl...
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Nosey receptionist
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There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you, in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Rece...
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Husband of the Year
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First honourable mention goes to: The United Kingdom followed closely by.... The United States of America and then... Poland but 3rd Place must go to... Greece it was very, very close but the runner up prize was awarded to.... Serbia but the winner of the husband/...
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Always check first
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Some talent show.......funny
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Fake news
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ORTHOPEDIC BED FOR MEN
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Thinking.
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PC No2.
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