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Craig1 · Craig1

ah well Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned badly. > The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his > two best deer hunting friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had > always hunted and fished together and were long time members of a > hunting camp. > &g...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Very welcoming......

JayDee · JayDee

Psychiatrist vs. Bartender Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night.So I went to a shrink and told him:I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy."Just put yourself in my hands for one year,"...

Possum3 · Possum3

"A young man with his pants hanging half off his rear, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local welfare off...ice to pick up his check. He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job. I don't...

Possum3 · Possum3

Joe walked into a Drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman... he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store, there were no male employees. She then asked if she could help him. Joe said that it was something that he would be much more comf...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Possum3 · Possum3

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed... again, took a tissue, wi...

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Bobdown · Bobdown

I knew a bloke who named his dog Winchester..............

miroku12g · miroku12g

Seven year old Mohammad entered his classroom in Dublin on the first day of school "Whats your name ? asked the teacher..........Mohammad miss Well, your in Ireland now, replied the teacher, so from now on you will be know as "Mick" Mohammad returned home from school and his mother asked, how was your...

Possum3 · Possum3

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor went to check on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her o...

Craig1 · Craig1

goodness Dr. Anthony Fauci, Director of the U.S. National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases told the President,Donald Trump : "This morning, 3 Brazilians were killed by Covid-19." Trump's face went egg-shell white with shock. The blood drained from his face and to everyones amazeme...

Craig1 · Craig1

again GRANDFATHER OF THE YEAR!! A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, and all sorts of things. The grandfather is saying in a controlled voice "Easy, Craig, we won't be long". Anot...

Possum3 · Possum3

As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: 10 lamb chops, please. Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dogs mouth, and quickly closes the shop. He follows the dog and watches him wait for a green light, look both ways, and trot across the road to a...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Clever boy.......

Possum3 · Possum3

Paddy is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon, he asks him, "Are you ready to fi...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Another take on the angry Scottish pizza guy......

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	In the field. (Preview)	Possum3	0	556	11:13 AM Jul 6, 2020 by Possum3
	Plane crash. (Preview)	Possum3	0	529	11:10 AM Jul 6, 2020 by Possum3
	Big Chap. (Preview)	Possum3	0	626	07:47 AM Jul 6, 2020 by Possum3
	two body bits (Preview) ah well Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned badly. > The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his > two best deer hunting friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had > always hunted and fished together and were long time members of a > hunting camp. > &g...	Craig1	0	509	06:29 PM Jul 5, 2020 by Craig1
	Scottish hospitality (Preview) Very welcoming......	Bobdown	2	964	03:58 PM Jul 5, 2020 by Craig1
	Psychiatrist vs. Bartender (Preview) Psychiatrist vs. Bartender Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night.So I went to a shrink and told him:I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy."Just put yourself in my hands for one year,"...	JayDee	1	650	03:03 PM Jul 5, 2020 by Tony Bev
	Dream job. (Preview) "A young man with his pants hanging half off his rear, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local welfare off...ice to pick up his check. He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job. I don't...	Possum3	0	565	11:57 PM Jul 4, 2020 by Possum3
	Pharmacist. (Preview) Joe walked into a Drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman... he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store, there were no male employees. She then asked if she could help him. Joe said that it was something that he would be much more comf...	Possum3	0	544	05:08 PM Jul 4, 2020 by Possum3
	Phyllis Diller (Preview)	Bobdown	0	661	11:37 AM Jul 4, 2020 by Bobdown
	Allergy? (Preview) A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed... again, took a tissue, wi...	Possum3	0	581	10:09 AM Jul 4, 2020 by Possum3
	Wasps. (Preview)	Possum3	2	622	10:35 PM Jul 3, 2020 by Possum3
	Looking for God (Preview) I knew a bloke who named his dog Winchester..............	Bobdown	0	533	05:48 PM Jul 3, 2020 by Bobdown
	When In Rome (Preview) Seven year old Mohammad entered his classroom in Dublin on the first day of school "Whats your name ? asked the teacher..........Mohammad miss Well, your in Ireland now, replied the teacher, so from now on you will be know as "Mick" Mohammad returned home from school and his mother asked, how was your...	miroku12g	1	634	04:14 PM Jul 3, 2020 by Bicyclecamper
	Miss Beatrice. (Preview) Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor went to check on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her o...	Possum3	0	587	09:14 AM Jul 2, 2020 by Possum3
	Dr Anthony Fauci & Trumpy (Preview) goodness Dr. Anthony Fauci, Director of the U.S. National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases told the President,Donald Trump : "This morning, 3 Brazilians were killed by Covid-19." Trump's face went egg-shell white with shock. The blood drained from his face and to everyones amazeme...	Craig1	0	531	09:10 AM Jul 2, 2020 by Craig1
	Grandfather of the Year (Preview) again GRANDFATHER OF THE YEAR!! A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, and all sorts of things. The grandfather is saying in a controlled voice "Easy, Craig, we won't be long". Anot...	Craig1	0	545	05:05 PM Jul 1, 2020 by Craig1
	Clever dog. (Preview) As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: 10 lamb chops, please. Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dogs mouth, and quickly closes the shop. He follows the dog and watches him wait for a green light, look both ways, and trot across the road to a...	Possum3	0	604	05:33 PM Jun 30, 2020 by Possum3
	Quick thinker (Preview) Clever boy.......	Bobdown	3	829	03:57 PM Jun 29, 2020 by Bicyclecamper
	Baptizing Paddy (Preview) Paddy is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon, he asks him, "Are you ready to fi...	Possum3	0	581	01:50 PM Jun 29, 2020 by Possum3
	Yorkshire pizza bar (Preview) Another take on the angry Scottish pizza guy......	Bobdown	0	895	09:50 PM Jun 28, 2020 by Bobdown
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