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On the train.
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A young technician and his general manager board a train headed through the mountains.They cant find a place to sit except for two seats across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.After a while, its obvious the young woman and the young tech are interested in each other, because they are g...
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2
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759
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GOTTA LUV PADDY.
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Paddy goes to the vet with his goldfish."I think it's got epilepsy" he tells the vet.Vet takes a look and says "It seems calm enough to me".Paddy says, "I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet". Paddy spies a letter lying on his doormat.It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ".Paddy spends the next 2 hours t...
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0
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694
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Les Patterson
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Not politically correct but still funny, Cheers Bob
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Bobdown
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3
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1069
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Sex.
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Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call my dog "Sex".Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to get his license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex. He said, "Id like to have one too." Then I said, "But this is a dog." He said I didn't care what she looked like...
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863
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Postman.
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One Monday morning a postman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway.His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles."Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one hell o...
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0
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804
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2021 wish.
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0
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1000
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Paddy and Mick
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Paddy was walking down the road with a sack over his shoulder when he met Mick. 'What's in the sack, Paddy? 'Chickens' said Paddy. 'How many chickens? Paddy' said Mick. "if you can guess, I'll give you the both of them' said Paddy. 'Three' said Mick. An oldie but goodie Cheers Bob -- Edited by Bobdo...
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Bobdown
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636
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At the Doctors
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An old fella went to the doctor. He said he felt terrible and that he was scared he might die. The doctor examined him and told him to stop smoking, stop drinking and stop chasing women. 'Will that make me live longer? asked the old bloke. The doctor said 'No, but it will seem like it'
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Bobdown
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0
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698
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Overseas travel.
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1
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1016
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Happy New Year.
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3
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815
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Ford.
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5
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1040
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Bloody Chooks
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A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,'OK old fart, Time for you to retire.' The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me Can't you just l...
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Rob Driver
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1
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845
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Chooks again
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Rob Driver
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1
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832
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Pirates.
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A young boy was walking along the docks one day admiring the ships, when a man walked up behind him and said, Thinking of becoming a sailor? Yes, I am! replied the boy. Well, the man said, I have sailed many years and have had many adventures. The boy looked the man up and down, and saw that he had an eye patch...
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693
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Great minds.
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826
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Trust.
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If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman.He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility.....Q: 'Officer --- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'A: 'N...
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0
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1077
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The Things Kids Say
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Kids have wonderfully imaginative minds! These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!! JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?' MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny h...
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Phillipn
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1
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695
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They can.
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1
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708
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Diamond Ring.
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A man decided to buy his wife a massive, beautiful diamond ring for her birthday.After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said,I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles?She did, he replied.But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?
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649
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Childhood sweethearts.
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An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary.The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shar...
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623
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