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It is called getting even no matter the consequences
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A young boy called Kev, about 14 years old was walking down the street dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him.He came up to the doorstep of 'a house of ill repute' and knocked on the door.When the Madam answered it, she saw the boy and asked what he wanted.He said, ''I want to have sex with one of th...
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British Ad of the Year
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Some will relate to this..........
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Cartoons
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God loves drunks too
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A bit of an oldie...............
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Retiree Mental Fitness Evaluation
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Retiree Mental Fitness Evaluation This test is to ascertain your mental state now. If you get one right you are doing ok, if you get none right you better go for counseling. (I'll meetyou there.) There are 4 test questions. Don't miss one. Giraffe Test How do you put a giraffe into a re...
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Another little Johnny
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You can bet that this has been around before. Little Johnny meets Dan Andrews Chairman Dan was visiting a primary school in Melbourne and visited a fourth grade class. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the Premier if he would like to le...
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A Good Deed
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Words of Widsom
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LESSON IN GRAMMARIS IT "COMPLETE", "FINISHED" OR "COMPLETELY FINISHED" ? No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words - "Complete" or "Finished".In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by, supposedly, the best in the w...
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Getting Older
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The Engineer's Dictionary (I like this :) )
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The Engineer's Dictionary Major Technological Breakthrough Back to the drawing board. Developed after years of intensive It was discovered by accident. research Modifications are underway to correct We threw the whole thing out and are certain minor difficulties st...
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brains-could be a public servant also
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-- Edited by Craig1 on Friday 21st of August 2020 09:13:28 PM
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How To Know When You Are Ready For Parenthood
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How To Know When You Are Ready For Parenthood MESS TEST: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands in the wet flower bed and rub on the walls. Cover the stains with crayons. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer. TOY TEST: Obtain a 55-gallon box of Legos. (I...
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New bra
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Romance
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Who doesnt love a bit of romance
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More Blonds or what ever colour jokes.
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hree blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Highway Patrol.The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, "So y'all wanna be cops, huh?" The blondes all nodded. The detective got up, opened a file drawer, and pulled out a folder. Sitting back do...
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Vegan.
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Still more Cartoons
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COVID test
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Passed .Thank goodness for that !!
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Aliens
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Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader.' The gas pump, of course, didn't respond. The younger alien...
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