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Ghostly chauffeur.
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I was hitchhiking on a dark night in the middle of a thunderstorm. Time passed slowly and no vehicles went by. It was raining so hard I could barely see my hand in front of my face.Suddenly I saw a car approaching, moving slowly and appearing ghost-like in the rain. It slowly and silently crept towards me...
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1
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702
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Estate Planning:
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Dave was a single guy, living at home with his father and working in the family business.He knew that he would inherit a fortune once his sickly father died.Dave wanted two things: to learn how to invest his inheritance and, to find a wife to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting, he sp...
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2
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617
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I'm leaving.
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A lady , annoyed because her husband was late coming home again, from golf decided to leave a note, saying, "I've had enough and have left you. Don't bother coming after me."Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen bef...
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1
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803
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Little Johnny.
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1
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812
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Longevity.
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In 1998, I was travelling in the beautiful USA, when I met a cowboy who was 84. He was still very active and in good health. I asked the old-timer what was the secret to his longevity.The old man said, "You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal every morning see. If you do that, you'll live to a n...
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1
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494
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Christmas Wreath 2020.
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1
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590
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Why we have mates
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Always trust your Mates.............
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Bobdown
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2
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1108
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Fruity.
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A girl was a prostitute, but she did not want her grandma to know.One day the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel and she was among them.The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway.Suddenly the girl's grandma came by and saw her."Why...
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1324
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Information appreciated
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When you get taxed $300 a week and it goes to a bloke on Centrelink you should get a little flyer in the mail updating you on how hes travelling like when you sponsor a kid on world vision. Hope you are well Larry from Doonside
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Aus-Kiwi
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0
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627
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Two babies.
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2
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1278
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Impatience.
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My wife & me had a big argument and we were on *"no talk"* terms for the last three days...Finally wife said ....."Now ... I count till 10 .. if you don't talk to me ... I'll go to my parent's home...!"She started counting ...*Wife* - 1..2..3 ...*I* - .. (silent) ... !!!*Wife* - 4...5 ...*I* - .... (qui...
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717
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An oldie.
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My wife and I went to the cattle auction at Tralee the other week and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......smiled and said, 'He mate...
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0
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807
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2021 Coming
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1
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759
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COVID Chippendales.
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0
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856
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3 Chinese tortures.
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A young man is wandering, lost, in a forest when he comes upon a small house. He knocks on the door and is greeted by an old Chinese man with a long grey beard. Im lost, said the man, Can you put me up for the night?Certainly, the Chinese man said, but one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter I...
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1
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1116
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Intriguing BRITISH place names!
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Bobdown
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1
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1227
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Tech support.
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Dear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valua...
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0
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859
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Rules.
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At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. We always hear 'the rules' from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!1. Men are NOT mind readers.1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it'...
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1395
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Just read this and had to post.
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What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate? I'm glad you asked...12:05 pm: It's time. You shotgun a 10 oz bottle like it's a lukewarm PBR and you don't want to be a pussy in front of your older brother's friends.It's suppose to be grape flavored but it's becoming quite clear that whoever led t...
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982
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Religious conversion.
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An old Jew retired and moved to a mostly Catholic neighborhood.He had a habit of cooking out on Fridays and the smell of his steaks was distracting to the neighbors.They asked him on several occasions not to cook beef outdoors on Fridays, but to no avail.Eventually the parish priest came up with the id...
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976
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