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Sheffield-er · Sheffield-er

Dogs are worried.

Tony Bev · Tony Bev

Possum3 · Possum3

Your Yearly Dementia Test (only 4 questions) Yep, it's that time of year again for us to take our annual senior citizen test.... Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! Here is a very privat...

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

Fred was having trouble in school. His teacher was always yelling at him, You're driving me crazy, Fred, cant you learn anything? One day Fred's mother came to school to check on how he was doing. ... The teacher told her honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and that she h...

Bobdown · Bobdown

First jump start...........

Bobdown · Bobdown

Blizzard tonight.

Possum3 · Possum3

A Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner. However, he was delayed, so the Priest decided to say his own few words while they wa...

Tony Bev · Tony Bev

Possum3 · Possum3

A novice nun leaves her room in the nunnery walks down the corridor and hears two other trainees talking, one was saying to the other "looks like some one got out of the wrong side of the bed"and was looking straight at her: She moved on a bit further and fully fledged nun said "Good Morning, some one got ou...

Tony Bev · Tony Bev

Possum3 · Possum3

GETTING EVEN !!! One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her so we named her Pussycat. The vet deci...

Craig1 · Craig1

a A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Scottish cop. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education than any Scottish cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Scottish cop's expense! Scot...

Possum3 · Possum3

1. My best mates and I played a game of hide and seek. It went on for hours... Well, good friends are hard to find.... 2. Youre not completely useless, you can always serve as a bad example. 3. I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, Im okay. 4. Someone stole my Microsoft Office and theyre gonna pay. Y...

Craig1 · Craig1

After Quasimodo's death, the Archbishop of Paris at the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed. The Archbishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin what he thought would be a long screeni...

Craig1 · Craig1

x WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST ? The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, 'When you die and go to Heaven... which part of your body goes first? Suzy raised her hand and said, 'I think it's your hands.' 'Why do you think it's your hand...

Possum3 · Possum3

A man came into a book shop with a 'Salesman Wanted' sign in a window. He went up to the owner and said, "I- I-I w-w-waannn-t the j-joooob-b."... "I don't know if this job would suit you because of your speaking impediment," said the owner. "I h-h-havvve a w-wi-wiiiife and s-s-s- six k-kkkids, iiii-I r...

Possum3 · Possum3

A ship engine failed and no one could fix it, so they brought in a guy with 40 years experience. He inspected the engine very carefully, top to bottom. After looking things over, the guy reached into his bag and pulled out a small hammer.... He gently tapped something. Instantly, the engine burst back i...

Possum3 · Possum3

EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed ...I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy." "Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to m...

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	Drag Racing (could be rude for some) (Preview)	Tony Bev	2	787	09:15 AM Aug 7, 2020 by Craig1
	Dementia test (Preview) Your Yearly Dementia Test (only 4 questions) Yep, it's that time of year again for us to take our annual senior citizen test.... Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! Here is a very privat...	Possum3	1	751	10:55 PM Aug 6, 2020 by Tony Bev
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	Mr Bean Video (Preview) First jump start...........	Bobdown	0	423	11:19 AM Aug 6, 2020 by Bobdown
	Benny Hill Video (Preview) Blizzard tonight.	Bobdown	0	414	11:18 AM Aug 6, 2020 by Bobdown
	Priest. (Preview) A Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner. However, he was delayed, so the Priest decided to say his own few words while they wa...	Possum3	0	485	09:12 AM Aug 6, 2020 by Possum3
	Some more funnies to make us smile (Preview)	Tony Bev	0	697	04:31 PM Aug 5, 2020 by Tony Bev
	Bad mood? (Preview) A novice nun leaves her room in the nunnery walks down the corridor and hears two other trainees talking, one was saying to the other "looks like some one got out of the wrong side of the bed"and was looking straight at her: She moved on a bit further and fully fledged nun said "Good Morning, some one got ou...	Possum3	3	780	02:11 PM Aug 5, 2020 by Tony Bev
	A few funnies (Preview)	Tony Bev	2	671	10:56 PM Aug 4, 2020 by Tony Bev
	GETTING EVEN !!! (Preview) GETTING EVEN !!! One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her so we named her Pussycat. The vet deci...	Possum3	0	606	10:27 AM Aug 4, 2020 by Possum3
	stop or slow down (Preview) a A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Scottish cop. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education than any Scottish cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Scottish cop's expense! Scot...	Craig1	0	619	08:23 AM Aug 4, 2020 by Craig1
	Quickies. (Preview) 1. My best mates and I played a game of hide and seek. It went on for hours... Well, good friends are hard to find.... 2. Youre not completely useless, you can always serve as a bad example. 3. I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, Im okay. 4. Someone stole my Microsoft Office and theyre gonna pay. Y...	Possum3	0	556	11:20 PM Aug 3, 2020 by Possum3
	bell ringer (Preview) After Quasimodo's death, the Archbishop of Paris at the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed. The Archbishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin what he thought would be a long screeni...	Craig1	2	980	09:41 PM Aug 3, 2020 by Craig1
	heaven (Preview) x WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST ? The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, 'When you die and go to Heaven... which part of your body goes first? Suzy raised her hand and said, 'I think it's your hands.' 'Why do you think it's your hand...	Craig1	0	710	05:14 PM Aug 2, 2020 by Craig1
	Salesman. (Preview) A man came into a book shop with a 'Salesman Wanted' sign in a window. He went up to the owner and said, "I- I-I w-w-waannn-t the j-joooob-b."... "I don't know if this job would suit you because of your speaking impediment," said the owner. "I h-h-havvve a w-wi-wiiiife and s-s-s- six k-kkkids, iiii-I r...	Possum3	0	642	09:00 AM Aug 2, 2020 by Possum3
	Experience (Preview) A ship engine failed and no one could fix it, so they brought in a guy with 40 years experience. He inspected the engine very carefully, top to bottom. After looking things over, the guy reached into his bag and pulled out a small hammer.... He gently tapped something. Instantly, the engine burst back i...	Possum3	1	881	04:19 PM Aug 1, 2020 by Bicyclecamper
	Psychiatrist. (Preview) EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed ...I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy." "Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to m...	Possum3	0	776	10:02 AM Aug 1, 2020 by Possum3
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