Just Joking

Possum3 · Possum3

A lawyer, who had a wife and 12 children, needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner who wanted to reoccupy the home.But he was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house.When he said, he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they felt that the children w...

Mike Harding · Mike Harding

An elderly guy was about to reverse his Rolls Royce into a parking space when suddenly a small open top sports car rudely drove into it. The driver, a slim and trim young man hopped out of the sports car and said to the Rolls driver "You have to be young and fit to do that pop". The elderly driver looked at the...

Possum3 · Possum3

My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the vet. He found that the problem was hair in its ears so he cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine.The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hai...

Bobdown · Bobdown

just joking............

JayDee · JayDee

Bill and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Bill didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Bill hadn't shown up for a week or so, Sam rea...

skins · skins

An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realised that she needed an in-house counsel. She began to interview young lawyers. As Im sure you can understand, she started off with one of the first applicants, in a bu...

Craig1 · Craig1

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE...

dorian · dorian

Engineering: "How will this work?" Science: "Why will this work?" Management: "When will this work?" Humanities: "Do you want fries with that?"

Bobdown · Bobdown

Bloody Poms........at least they have a sense of humour.

Bobdown · Bobdown

This one is called the Vic Premier, but could apply to any of them. Not political only funny.

Bobdown · Bobdown

You would do more than wet your pants........

Bobdown · Bobdown

This is a joke.......don't get offended.

Phillipn · Phillipn

fwdoz · fwdoz

Nevd · Nevd

Bobdown · Bobdown

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fwdoz · fwdoz

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

. Is anybody interested in a free ride in a private plane ride for 4 people? I'm looking for 2 more adults to join us. We want to leave early Saturday morning (October 17) from Sydney airport to fly to Hawaii where we will have breakfast, then have lunch on a friends yacht. Then well do a flight to the othe...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Fellow is driving along a major street when he glances out the window and sees a chicken running alongside him at the same speed he's doing. He steps it up, doing 60 miles an hour, and the chicken is keeping up. He then notices the chicken has three legs! He steps up his speed to 70 miles an hour, an...

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	Rental Property & The Lawyer with 12 kids (Preview) A lawyer, who had a wife and 12 children, needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner who wanted to reoccupy the home.But he was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house.When he said, he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they felt that the children w...	Possum3	0	1185	04:39 PM Oct 20, 2020 by Possum3
	Don't mess with older people (Preview) An elderly guy was about to reverse his Rolls Royce into a parking space when suddenly a small open top sports car rudely drove into it. The driver, a slim and trim young man hopped out of the sports car and said to the Rolls driver "You have to be young and fit to do that pop". The elderly driver looked at the...	Mike Harding	0	800	01:15 PM Oct 20, 2020 by Mike Harding
	My neighbour. (Preview) My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the vet. He found that the problem was hair in its ears so he cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine.The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hai...	Possum3	6	968	08:23 AM Oct 20, 2020 by WAssa41
	Another Urine joke (Preview) just joking............	Bobdown	1	1271	09:09 PM Oct 19, 2020 by Tony Bev
	Probably already been around.. Jail for telling a wee lie. (Preview) Bill and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Bill didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Bill hadn't shown up for a week or so, Sam rea...	JayDee	1	812	08:36 PM Oct 19, 2020 by Tony Bev
	An investment counselor decided to hire a lawyer (Preview) An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realised that she needed an in-house counsel. She began to interview young lawyers. As Im sure you can understand, she started off with one of the first applicants, in a bu...	skins	0	652	08:03 PM Oct 19, 2020 by skins
	ice fishing (Preview) *A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject,* *and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice.* *After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular* *cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,* *"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE...*	Craig1	2	834	01:36 PM Oct 19, 2020 by Craig1
	How, why, when will this work? (Preview) Engineering: "How will this work?" Science: "Why will this work?" Management: "When will this work?" Humanities: "Do you want fries with that?"	dorian	3	1046	12:29 PM Oct 19, 2020 by Tony LEE
	Princess Anne (Preview) Bloody Poms........at least they have a sense of humour.	Bobdown	1	737	12:12 PM Oct 19, 2020 by Warren-Pat_01
	Vic Premier (Preview) This one is called the Vic Premier, but could apply to any of them. Not political only funny.	Bobdown	0	888	04:10 PM Oct 18, 2020 by Bobdown
	9 out of 10 urologists agree that regularly emptying your bladder can save your life. (Preview) You would do more than wet your pants........	Bobdown	7	1327	12:27 PM Oct 18, 2020 by Whenarewethere
	Rear windshield wiper (Preview) This is a joke.......don't get offended.	Bobdown	0	1033	03:26 PM Oct 16, 2020 by Bobdown
	Virus at the White House (Preview)	Phillipn	0	846	12:38 PM Oct 16, 2020 by Phillipn
	Back To The Future Again (Preview)	fwdoz	1	704	10:46 AM Oct 16, 2020 by grahos
	Irish Sunday School (Preview)	Nevd	1	949	10:43 AM Oct 16, 2020 by dorian
	Todays funnies...some new ones (Preview)	Bobdown	2	984	09:13 PM Oct 15, 2020 by Craig1
	VB 2020 (Preview)	fwdoz	0	599	03:49 PM Oct 15, 2020 by fwdoz
	Take Your Pet To Work Day (Preview)	fwdoz	1	931	07:39 PM Oct 14, 2020 by hufnpuf
	Anyone interested? Trip away . (Preview) . Is anybody interested in a free ride in a private plane ride for 4 people? I'm looking for 2 more adults to join us. We want to leave early Saturday morning (October 17) from Sydney airport to fly to Hawaii where we will have breakfast, then have lunch on a friends yacht. Then well do a flight to the othe...	Aus-Kiwi	2	858	12:44 PM Oct 14, 2020 by Tony Bev
	Chicken dinner (Preview) Fellow is driving along a major street when he glances out the window and sees a chicken running alongside him at the same speed he's doing. He steps it up, doing 60 miles an hour, and the chicken is keeping up. He then notices the chicken has three legs! He steps up his speed to 70 miles an hour, an...	Bobdown	1	808	12:39 PM Oct 14, 2020 by Tony Bev
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