Just Joking

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A Wife wanted to serve her guests mushroom-smothered steak, but she had no mushrooms and no time to buy them. Her husband suggested, "Why don't you go pick some... of the mushrooms that are growing wild down by the stream? "No, some wild mushrooms are poisonous." "Well, I've seen wildlife eating them...

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When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby church, I decided to go there and check them out in person. As soon as I sat down, Reverend Sharpton came over to me. I do not know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the church? He laid his hands on my shoulder an...

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Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources worker asked a young engineer fresh out of university what starting salary he was looking for. The engineer said: In the neighbourhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package. Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks hol...

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I get a lot of these candid camera type videos, not really a fan of them...........though this isn't too bad Cheers Bob

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Its X-Mass lunch, all the family and relo's are sitting around the table and its decided that Johnny should say grace. Ok, says Johnny, I'm going to pray like mummy. Dear God, Oh God, don't stop, Oh God, Jesus yes, oh God!

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How do you tell the difference between an Australian Police Officer, an English Police Officer, an American Police Officer and a Scottish police officer? The answer is found below.... Suddenly, an armed man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you and screaming something that...

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A young man, who was also an avid golfer, found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured that if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in nine holes before he had to head home. Just as he was about to tee off, an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany the y...

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A woman asks her husband at breakfast time "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?" He declines. Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now.... "It's this Viagra," he says. It's really taken the edge off my appetite." At lunchtime, she ask...

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Just a little pecker..............

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A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "your first job will be to sweep out the store." "But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly. "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that...

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Quite funny......but true.

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Clever dog..........

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Arriving home, a husband was met by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "The Chemist. He insulted me this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone." The husband drove down to confront the Chemist to demand an apology. Before he could say more than a...

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*Oh my goodness, these youngsters!! Yesterday I received a friend request from a young attractive girl. ..about 22-23 years old... I was curious. I wanted to know why someone that young wanted to be my fb friend. So I accepted it. Then she started sending me private messages.. She called me handsome...

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Saddam Hussein was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang. "Hallo, Mr. Hussein!", a heavily accented voice said. "This is P...addy down at the Harp Pub in County Sligo, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!" "Well, Paddy,...

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	Arthritis. (Preview)	Possum3	0	661	04:44 PM Jul 23, 2020 by Possum3
	Actual Gummi Bears reviews (Sugar Free) (Preview) https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-SUGAR-Classic-Gummi-Bears/product-reviews/B006J1FBLM?fbclid=IwAR0nrLD9H6ZUpNAxd6fouLFoZDsthHOHReUmBJaFCDbFCplxYvrCKYBcHGo	Possum3	0	591	04:38 PM Jul 23, 2020 by Possum3
	Mushrooms. (Preview) A Wife wanted to serve her guests mushroom-smothered steak, but she had no mushrooms and no time to buy them. Her husband suggested, "Why don't you go pick some... of the mushrooms that are growing wild down by the stream? "No, some wild mushrooms are poisonous." "Well, I've seen wildlife eating them...	Possum3	0	605	11:25 AM Jul 23, 2020 by Possum3
	Attending Church In Chicago (Preview) When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby church, I decided to go there and check them out in person. As soon as I sat down, Reverend Sharpton came over to me. I do not know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the church? He laid his hands on my shoulder an...	Bobdown	0	719	04:48 PM Jul 22, 2020 by Bobdown
	College Graduate. (Preview) Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources worker asked a young engineer fresh out of university what starting salary he was looking for. The engineer said: In the neighbourhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package. Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks hol...	Possum3	0	572	03:40 PM Jul 22, 2020 by Possum3
	Paddy again. (Preview)	Possum3	0	750	03:30 PM Jul 22, 2020 by Possum3
	Senior. (Preview)	Possum3	0	661	03:25 PM Jul 22, 2020 by Possum3
	Fresh Sausages (Preview) I get a lot of these candid camera type videos, not really a fan of them...........though this isn't too bad Cheers Bob	Bobdown	1	601	02:36 PM Jul 22, 2020 by 2weis
	Little Johnny (Preview) Its X-Mass lunch, all the family and relo's are sitting around the table and its decided that Johnny should say grace. Ok, says Johnny, I'm going to pray like mummy. Dear God, Oh God, don't stop, Oh God, Jesus yes, oh God!	Hendo	0	608	09:01 AM Jul 22, 2020 by Hendo
	Cops around the World. (Preview) How do you tell the difference between an Australian Police Officer, an English Police Officer, an American Police Officer and a Scottish police officer? The answer is found below.... Suddenly, an armed man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you and screaming something that...	Possum3	0	512	06:38 PM Jul 21, 2020 by Possum3
	Golf challenge (Preview) A young man, who was also an avid golfer, found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured that if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in nine holes before he had to head home. Just as he was about to tee off, an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany the y...	Possum3	0	523	04:16 PM Jul 21, 2020 by Possum3
	Viagra diet. (Preview) A woman asks her husband at breakfast time "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?" He declines. Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now.... "It's this Viagra," he says. It's really taken the edge off my appetite." At lunchtime, she ask...	Possum3	1	659	11:20 AM Jul 21, 2020 by Bobdown
	Farmer Brown. (Preview)	Possum3	0	569	10:21 AM Jul 21, 2020 by Possum3
	Ouch !! (Preview) Just a little pecker..............	Bobdown	1	889	06:41 AM Jul 21, 2020 by drtooheys
	Monday's Funnies (Preview) A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "your first job will be to sweep out the store." "But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly. "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that...	Bobdown	2	950	01:25 PM Jul 20, 2020 by Tony Bev
	Aussie lingo (Preview) Quite funny......but true.	Bobdown	2	927	07:33 PM Jul 19, 2020 by RDWRER
	Dorito's Ad (Preview) Clever dog..........	Bobdown	1	577	02:48 PM Jul 19, 2020 by Tony Bev
	The Chemist. (Preview) Arriving home, a husband was met by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "The Chemist. He insulted me this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone." The husband drove down to confront the Chemist to demand an apology. Before he could say more than a...	Possum3	0	680	02:11 PM Jul 19, 2020 by Possum3
	Social media. (Preview) *Oh my goodness, these youngsters!! Yesterday I received a friend request from a young attractive girl. ..about 22-23 years old... I was curious. I wanted to know why someone that young wanted to be my fb friend. So I accepted it. Then she started sending me private messages.. She called me handsome...	Possum3	0	545	09:49 AM Jul 19, 2020 by Possum3
	Paddy's war. (Preview) Saddam Hussein was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang. "Hallo, Mr. Hussein!", a heavily accented voice said. "This is P...addy down at the Harp Pub in County Sligo, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!" "Well, Paddy,...	Possum3	0	636	10:38 PM Jul 18, 2020 by Possum3
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