Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

One day, a gynecologist got bored with his jobSo one day, I gynecologist got bored with his job. But he realized that he had spent many years training with his hands, and he decided he would switch to careers to something else that he could use his hands with. Not wanting the stress of being a medical prof...

DUSTYRHODES · DUSTYRHODES

Pat n Mick had just been laid off work. On their way home they had to walk past the Timber Mill. Pat said let's look in the window to see if they want anyone here. Ah, would you look at that... TREE FELLERS WANTED. Oh what a pity there's only two of us !

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

The family were sitting down for Sunday lunch but for a change from the usual lamb or beef the choice was venison, so mother said to the two children guess what the meat is today, the brother and sister looked at the meat and discussed together what it could be but couldn't guess what it was, so mother gave...

dorian · dorian

You may not get the joke right away ...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Magnarc · Magnarc

"Funny how when you dial a wrong number, it's never engaged." "Nothing disappears quicker than a new idea in a mind that's closed." "They reckon that in 5yrs time there will be twice as much traffic about so, if you have to cross the road, better to do it now." "If you want to get to ninety don't look for it o...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Paddy is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher.The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon, he asks him, "Are you ready to fi...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Understanding Engineers #1Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the gr...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

What are a sharks two most favorite words?-Man overboard!

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Cranky Old ManWhat do you see nurses? . . .. . .What do you see?What are you thinking .. . when you're looking at me?A cranky old man, . . . . . .not very wise,Uncertain of habit .. . . . . . . .. with faraway eyes?Who dribbles his food .. . ... . . and makes no reply.When you say in a loud voice . .'I do wish you'd try!...

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Magnarc · Magnarc

Do you remember the days when folks would do without what they couldn't afford? Yawning is opening your mouth and wishing that others would shut theirs. You can always tell an egoist, but you can't tell him much. Some people take a holiday to get away from their problems. Others take the family with th...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work.The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him abroom and said, "your first job will be to sweep out the store.""But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly."Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that...

dorian · dorian

https://www.amazon.com.au/CP-05-Clamp-Current-200KHz-Oscilloscope/dp/B098JGN8BR

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	One day, a gynecologist got bored with his job… (Preview) One day, a gynecologist got bored with his jobSo one day, I gynecologist got bored with his job. But he realized that he had spent many years training with his hands, and he decided he would switch to careers to something else that he could use his hands with. Not wanting the stress of being a medical prof...	aussie_paul	0	453	02:22 PM Jul 30, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Pat n Mick. (Preview) Pat n Mick had just been laid off work. On their way home they had to walk past the Timber Mill. Pat said let's look in the window to see if they want anyone here. Ah, would you look at that... TREE FELLERS WANTED. Oh what a pity there's only two of us !	DUSTYRHODES	0	508	04:30 PM Jul 29, 2024 by DUSTYRHODES
	Mistakes.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	518	01:54 PM Jul 29, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Grammar.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	498	12:55 PM Jul 29, 2024 by aussie_paul
	What's for dinner (Preview) The family were sitting down for Sunday lunch but for a change from the usual lamb or beef the choice was venison, so mother said to the two children guess what the meat is today, the brother and sister looked at the meat and discussed together what it could be but couldn't guess what it was, so mother gave...	Whenarewethere	0	492	09:37 AM Jul 28, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	Spanners (Preview) You may not get the joke right away ...	dorian	18	1281	04:48 PM Jul 25, 2024 by Craig1
	Twoguys.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	3	896	09:10 AM Jul 25, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	wit & wisdom (2) (Preview) "Funny how when you dial a wrong number, it's never engaged." "Nothing disappears quicker than a new idea in a mind that's closed." "They reckon that in 5yrs time there will be twice as much traffic about so, if you have to cross the road, better to do it now." "If you want to get to ninety don't look for it o...	Magnarc	0	801	01:27 PM Jul 23, 2024 by Magnarc
	Paddy.. (Preview) Paddy is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher.The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon, he asks him, "Are you ready to fi...	aussie_paul	1	550	08:53 AM Jul 23, 2024 by Possum3
	Understanding Engineers.. (Preview) Understanding Engineers #1Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the gr...	aussie_paul	1	473	10:14 PM Jul 22, 2024 by dorian
	Sometimes.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	457	08:36 PM Jul 22, 2024 by aussie_paul
	A little cat.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	492	08:35 PM Jul 22, 2024 by aussie_paul
	A shark.. (Preview) What are a sharks two most favorite words?-Man overboard!	aussie_paul	0	480	08:32 PM Jul 22, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Cranky Old Man.. (Preview) Cranky Old ManWhat do you see nurses? . . .. . .What do you see?What are you thinking .. . when you're looking at me?A cranky old man, . . . . . .not very wise,Uncertain of habit .. . . . . . . .. with faraway eyes?Who dribbles his food .. . ... . . and makes no reply.When you say in a loud voice . .'I do wish you'd try!...	aussie_paul	0	489	08:30 PM Jul 22, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Circle of Life (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	0	413	08:05 PM Jul 22, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
	Global Warming (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	0	509	08:03 PM Jul 22, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
	wsft.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	595	07:46 PM Jul 21, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
	Wit and Wisdom (Preview) Do you remember the days when folks would do without what they couldn't afford? Yawning is opening your mouth and wishing that others would shut theirs. You can always tell an egoist, but you can't tell him much. Some people take a holiday to get away from their problems. Others take the family with th...	Magnarc	1	636	10:19 AM Jul 21, 2024 by peter67
	A young man.. (Preview) A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work.The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him abroom and said, "your first job will be to sweep out the store.""But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly."Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that...	aussie_paul	3	531	09:45 AM Jul 21, 2024 by Craig1
	How to measure current in fibre optic cables (Preview) https://www.amazon.com.au/CP-05-Clamp-Current-200KHz-Oscilloscope/dp/B098JGN8BR	dorian	1	534	07:30 AM Jul 21, 2024 by dorian
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