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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

On Line DatingA man was feeling lonely, so after much contemplation, he posted an ad on a popular website.The ad said, simply: Wife wanted.He was surprised the next morning to find he had over a hundred replies in his inbox.Unfortunately, they all said the same thing: You can have mine.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A group of Victorians were travelling by Tour Bus through Hervey Bay.As they stopped at the Dairy Co-Op, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goats' milk was used.She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing."These", she explained, "A...

Dougwe · Dougwe

Some not so nice person the other day told me I had a screw loose. I told him 'no I don't, it fell out'

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Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

Ma and Pa were two old hillbillies living out on a farm in the hills.One day, Pa discovered that the hole under the outhouse was full. Not sure what to do, he went inside and told Ma about the problem.Well, why dont you ask the youngun down the road? Ma suggested. Hes a college gradjyate, he must know what t...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Donald visits an elementary school one day.In one of the classes, students are in the middle of a discussion about words and their meanings.The teacher asks Donald if hed like to lead the discussion of the word tragedy.He agrees to do so and asks the class for an example of a tragedy.One little boy Ron s...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Standing here all alone out in the country airSome may find the life lonely but I don't careI enjoy my own company and do what I willNot until I am dead will I then lay stillEverywhere a new adventure every week a new spotThis country of ours it has got the lotFrom cities to towns and everywhere in betweenI...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

An avid golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him."I have some good news and some bad news," says the surgeon. "The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!""Oh God no!" cries the man. "My golfing is over...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's theproblem?" The mother says, "It's my daughter, Debbie. Shekeeps getting these cravings. She's putting onweight, and is sick most mornings."The doctor gives Debbie a good examination, thenturns to...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Hi everyone, I have had to get my laptop serviced(new SDD etc.) Now there a few little quirks for me to adjust too. Pics on the forum are still a problem for me atm. Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy,On a recommendation, I decided to have it done while visiting friends in Thai...

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

A man was out on the golf course one sunny day when he suddenly realized he was lost. Spotting a woman ahead of him, he walked over and asked, Excuse me, could you help me? Im not sure which hole Im on.She smiled politely and said, Youre one hole behind me. Im on the 7th; youre on the 6th.Relieved, he thanked...

rgren2 · rgren2

Royal Navy AnnouncementHaving initially named the first two ships HMS Daring and HMS Dauntless, the Naming Committee has, after intensive pressure from the European Union in Brussels, renamed them HMS Cautious and HMS Prudence.The next five ships are to be HMS Empathy, HMS Circumspect, HMS Nerv...

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A SMALL GLIMMER OF HOPE IN THE GLOOM !'Viagra' is now available in tea bags.It doesn't enhance your sexual performancebut it does stop your biscuit going soft. Ha ha.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

"Blessed are those that can give without remembering, and take without forgetting.One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.'The florist was pleased and left...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

This old lady had lived at the head of the bight at the bottom of Australia for many years, her only companion was Thomas her cat. Each day they would climb down the path in the cliffs to the beach & walk up and back, beach combing for anything washed up over night. This was a daily event as sometimes log...

67HR · 67HR

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	What would you rather have.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	631	04:37 PM Feb 7, 2025 by aussie_paul
	On Line Dating.. (Preview) On Line DatingA man was feeling lonely, so after much contemplation, he posted an ad on a popular website.The ad said, simply: Wife wanted.He was surprised the next morning to find he had over a hundred replies in his inbox.Unfortunately, they all said the same thing: You can have mine.	aussie_paul	0	620	04:35 PM Feb 7, 2025 by aussie_paul
	A group of Victorians.. (Preview) A group of Victorians were travelling by Tour Bus through Hervey Bay.As they stopped at the Dairy Co-Op, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goats' milk was used.She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing."These", she explained, "A...	aussie_paul	0	637	04:33 PM Feb 7, 2025 by aussie_paul
	SCREW LOOSE (Preview) Some not so nice person the other day told me I had a screw loose. I told him 'no I don't, it fell out'	Dougwe	0	619	11:21 AM Feb 7, 2025 by Dougwe
	I hope.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	2	833	09:34 PM Feb 6, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Ma & Pa and the outhouse (Preview) Ma and Pa were two old hillbillies living out on a farm in the hills.One day, Pa discovered that the hole under the outhouse was full. Not sure what to do, he went inside and told Ma about the problem.Well, why dont you ask the youngun down the road? Ma suggested. Hes a college gradjyate, he must know what t...	Southern Cruizer	0	601	09:02 PM Feb 6, 2025 by Southern Cruizer
	tragedy.. (Preview) Donald visits an elementary school one day.In one of the classes, students are in the middle of a discussion about words and their meanings.The teacher asks Donald if hed like to lead the discussion of the word tragedy.He agrees to do so and asks the class for an example of a tragedy.One little boy Ron s...	aussie_paul	2	859	06:02 AM Feb 6, 2025 by dorian
	Life before computors.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	667	05:54 PM Feb 5, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Power.. (Preview) Standing here all alone out in the country airSome may find the life lonely but I don't careI enjoy my own company and do what I willNot until I am dead will I then lay stillEverywhere a new adventure every week a new spotThis country of ours it has got the lotFrom cities to towns and everywhere in betweenI...	aussie_paul	0	772	05:49 PM Feb 5, 2025 by aussie_paul
	An avid golfer.. (Preview) An avid golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him."I have some good news and some bad news," says the surgeon. "The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!""Oh God no!" cries the man. "My golfing is over...	aussie_paul	0	639	05:42 PM Feb 5, 2025 by aussie_paul
	It, does your head in. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	678	05:37 PM Feb 5, 2025 by aussie_paul
	A woman.. (Preview) A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's theproblem?" The mother says, "It's my daughter, Debbie. Shekeeps getting these cravings. She's putting onweight, and is sick most mornings."The doctor gives Debbie a good examination, thenturns to...	aussie_paul	0	639	05:33 PM Feb 5, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Colonoscopy.. (Preview) Hi everyone, I have had to get my laptop serviced(new SDD etc.) Now there a few little quirks for me to adjust too. Pics on the forum are still a problem for me atm. Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy,On a recommendation, I decided to have it done while visiting friends in Thai...	aussie_paul	2	1077	07:27 AM Feb 4, 2025 by rgren2
	Golf (Preview) A man was out on the golf course one sunny day when he suddenly realized he was lost. Spotting a woman ahead of him, he walked over and asked, Excuse me, could you help me? Im not sure which hole Im on.She smiled politely and said, Youre one hole behind me. Im on the 7th; youre on the 6th.Relieved, he thanked...	Southern Cruizer	0	746	08:11 PM Feb 1, 2025 by Southern Cruizer
	RN (Preview) Royal Navy AnnouncementHaving initially named the first two ships HMS Daring and HMS Dauntless, the Naming Committee has, after intensive pressure from the European Union in Brussels, renamed them HMS Cautious and HMS Prudence.The next five ships are to be HMS Empathy, HMS Circumspect, HMS Nerv...	rgren2	4	995	08:01 PM Jan 29, 2025 by Aussie1
	Language (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	1	842	10:31 PM Jan 28, 2025 by 67HR
	A SMALL GLIMMER OF HOPE IN THE GLOOM ! (Preview) A SMALL GLIMMER OF HOPE IN THE GLOOM !'Viagra' is now available in tea bags.It doesn't enhance your sexual performancebut it does stop your biscuit going soft. Ha ha.	aussie_paul	7	1484	04:16 PM Jan 19, 2025 by 67HR
	THE HAIRCUT.. (closed) (Preview) "Blessed are those that can give without remembering, and take without forgetting.One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.'The florist was pleased and left...	aussie_paul	21	2096	08:44 PM Jan 17, 2025 by rmoor
	Thomas the cat.. (Preview) This old lady had lived at the head of the bight at the bottom of Australia for many years, her only companion was Thomas her cat. Each day they would climb down the path in the cliffs to the beach & walk up and back, beach combing for anything washed up over night. This was a daily event as sometimes log...	aussie_paul	0	806	08:13 PM Jan 17, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Dad's last words (Preview)	67HR	0	835	10:53 AM Jan 16, 2025 by 67HR
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