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Two patients..
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Two patients limp into two different medical clinics withthe same complaint.Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacementThe FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayedthe same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week.The SECOND sees his family docto...
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Limpopo pastor farts on congregation to heal them with ’God’s power’
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https://iol.co.za/news/south-africa/limpopo/2021-03-31-limpopo-pastor-farts-on-congregation-to-heal-them-with-gods-power/Christ Penelope, who founded Seven Fold Holy Spirit Ministries, farts on his congregants as a healing ritual that he claims cures all spiri...
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BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani is expected to require ALL New York Elementary school students to learn Arabic numerals
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https://www.newsweek.com/fact-check-mamdani-arabic-numerals-new-york-schools-11079540"BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani is expected to require ALL New York Elementary school students to learn Arabic numerals," one post on X from member of the West Virgini...
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A man living in North Dakota..
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A man living in North Dakota, woke up one morning and realised there was a Grizzly Bear on the roof.He looked up Bear removalist's in the Yellow pages - Dialled the closest one and asked him to come and get thee Bear.The removalist turned up in a rusty old truck with a cage on the back.He had a ladder, a base...
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I used to think..
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I used to think I was just a regular person, but I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist.I am heterosexual, which now makes me a homophobe.I was christened by my parents (who were married,...
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Wife..
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The local mosque
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The other day a local mosque opened its doors and invited non-Muslims to visit in the spirit of their faith's willingness to be open and welcoming.So I too decided to go to the local mosque at Lakemba in western Sydney for the first time to see what it was all about. Lakemba has a large Muslim population,...
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Spare parts..
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Who loves you more..
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Who loves you more, Your wife or your dog?If you really want to know - Lock them both in the boot of your car.Then let them out after an hour or so, ThenSee who's happy to see you.
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Amazingly simple home remedies:
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1. Avoid cutting yourself whilst slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.2. Avoid arguments with females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing th...
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Our Government..
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Scientists at CERN in Geneva have announced the discovery of the HEAVIEST element yet known to science.AND yes ... it was discovered in Australia, which is now the leading producer.The new element is Governmentium (Gv). It has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assista...
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