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Des and Jane · Des and Jane

Jennifer, a manager at Bunnings, had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening.After sorting through a stack of resumes she found four people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the...

Possum3 · Possum3

Dear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuabl...

Bobdown · Bobdown

There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you, in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Rece...

Bobdown · Bobdown

First honourable mention goes to: The United Kingdom followed closely by.... The United States of America and then... Poland but 3rd Place must go to... Greece it was very, very close but the runner up prize was awarded to.... Serbia but the winner of the husband/...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Some talent show.......funny

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Bobdown · Bobdown

You can see it coming.........

Possum3 · Possum3

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money. The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits...

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I was waiting for a bus, when I saw a city worker digging a hole. Then I saw another worker immediately filling the hole in with the same soil.I watched in amazement as they moved up the street doing this over and over again. The first worker dug a hole, and the second one filled it in with the same soil again...

petengail · petengail

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0bSY_IXsQk

Possum3 · Possum3

An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h in 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with Tempo Mach 2 appears.The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: "Airbus flight, boring flig...

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Reverend Ole was the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church, and Pastor Sven was the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road.I saw them yesterday standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that reads:"Da End iss Near!Turn Yourself Aroundt Now!Before It's Too Late...

Possum3 · Possum3

A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.For all of...

Magnarc · Magnarc

In the great days of the British Empire, a new commanding officer was sent to a South African bush outpost to relieve the retiring Colonel.After welcoming his replacement and showing the usual courtesies (gin and tonic, cucumber sandwiches, etc.) which protocol decrees, the retiring Colonel sa...

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	Blonde (American). (Preview)	Possum3	2	1431	08:24 AM Nov 14, 2020 by Warren-Pat_01
	Wally works for Bunnings... (Preview) Jennifer, a manager at Bunnings, had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening.After sorting through a stack of resumes she found four people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the...	Des and Jane	0	1036	07:34 PM Nov 13, 2020 by Des and Jane
	Tech support. - (Can't remember if I put it on before) (Preview) Dear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuabl...	Possum3	3	973	11:44 AM Nov 13, 2020 by orid
	Nosey receptionist (Preview) There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you, in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Rece...	Bobdown	3	1333	07:56 AM Nov 13, 2020 by Mobi Condo
	Husband of the Year (Preview) First honourable mention goes to: The United Kingdom followed closely by.... The United States of America and then... Poland but 3rd Place must go to... Greece it was very, very close but the runner up prize was awarded to.... Serbia but the winner of the husband/...	Bobdown	0	912	07:23 PM Nov 12, 2020 by Bobdown
	Always check first (Preview) Some talent show.......funny	Bobdown	1	1211	08:55 AM Nov 12, 2020 by Grasshopper1
	Fake news (Preview)	Bobdown	0	1115	11:44 AM Nov 10, 2020 by Bobdown
	ORTHOPEDIC BED FOR MEN (Preview)	Bobdown	0	818	11:41 AM Nov 10, 2020 by Bobdown
	Thinking. (Preview)	Possum3	1	1050	11:55 PM Nov 9, 2020 by Nevd
	PC No2. (Preview)	Possum3	2	1270	12:58 PM Nov 9, 2020 by Tony Bev
	Confidence Building Course (Preview) You can see it coming.........	Bobdown	2	1043	12:54 PM Nov 9, 2020 by Tony Bev
	Devotion. (Preview) A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money. The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits...	Possum3	0	978	11:35 PM Nov 8, 2020 by Possum3
	Sandwich? (Preview)	Possum3	0	871	11:34 PM Nov 8, 2020 by Possum3
	Council. (Preview) I was waiting for a bus, when I saw a city worker digging a hole. Then I saw another worker immediately filling the hole in with the same soil.I watched in amazement as they moved up the street doing this over and over again. The first worker dug a hole, and the second one filled it in with the same soil again...	Possum3	1	673	07:16 PM Nov 8, 2020 by erad
	First date (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0bSY_IXsQk	petengail	0	901	02:40 PM Nov 8, 2020 by petengail
	Airbus 380. (Preview) An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h in 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with Tempo Mach 2 appears.The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: "Airbus flight, boring flig...	Possum3	1	845	12:12 PM Nov 8, 2020 by grahos
	Political Comment????? (Preview)	Possum3	1	710	10:22 AM Nov 8, 2020 by Craig1
	Norwegian Padre's (Preview) Reverend Ole was the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church, and Pastor Sven was the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road.I saw them yesterday standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that reads:"Da End iss Near!Turn Yourself Aroundt Now!Before It's Too Late...	Possum3	0	828	09:18 PM Nov 7, 2020 by Possum3
	Angry? (Preview) A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.For all of...	Possum3	0	604	04:57 PM Nov 7, 2020 by Possum3
	The Brits (Preview) In the great days of the British Empire, a new commanding officer was sent to a South African bush outpost to relieve the retiring Colonel.After welcoming his replacement and showing the usual courtesies (gin and tonic, cucumber sandwiches, etc.) which protocol decrees, the retiring Colonel sa...	Magnarc	4	1035	04:04 PM Nov 7, 2020 by Tony Bev
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