Just Joking

Possum3 · Possum3

Arriving home, a husband was met by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "The Chemist. He insulted me this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone." The husband drove down to confront the Chemist to demand an apology. Before he could say more than a...

Possum3 · Possum3

*Oh my goodness, these youngsters!! Yesterday I received a friend request from a young attractive girl. ..about 22-23 years old... I was curious. I wanted to know why someone that young wanted to be my fb friend. So I accepted it. Then she started sending me private messages.. She called me handsome...

Possum3 · Possum3

Saddam Hussein was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang. "Hallo, Mr. Hussein!", a heavily accented voice said. "This is P...addy down at the Harp Pub in County Sligo, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!" "Well, Paddy,...

Sarco Harris · Sarco Harris

Richie148 · Richie148

Did you hear the one about the woman who boarded her plane and discovered she'd been assigned a seat in the bathroom? Or how about the bloke who was scheduled for a 47-year layover? And what about the toddler who publicly called out a woman on his flight for having stinky feet? -- Edited by Richie148 on M...

grahos · grahos

**** FROM ROLLS-ROYCE STAFF MAGAZINE **** Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist!! (true story).. Scientists at Rolls Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners and military jets all travelling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the fre...

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Possum3 · Possum3

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup, buys several new outfits and...

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The song, The Purple People Eater tells the story of a strange creature, described as having one-eye, one-horned, and the ability to fly. The creature comes to Earth because it wants to join a rock n roll band. The premise of the song was said to have come from a joke told by Wooley's friends child. Woole...

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A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten metre fence. But the next morning he got out again, and was found roaming around the zoo. A twenty metre fence was put up. But again he got out. When the fence was forty metres high, a camel i...

Bobdown · Bobdown

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Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the River.The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than m...e. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids - I just don't get it.' 'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?' 'Politicians...

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

Possum3 · Possum3

A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "Help Wanted. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer." A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and wen...

Richie148 · Richie148

Tony Bev · Tony Bev

I should not laugh at this, but I did

Bobdown · Bobdown

Richie148 · Richie148

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend awake. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions and million...

Possum3 · Possum3

An Australian entered a bar and stood beside a Scotsman. Where are you from, mate? asked the Australian, after they had chatted for a while. Im from the finest country in the whole wide world, said the Scotsman. Are you? said the other. You have a damn funny accent for a Australian.

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	The Chemist. (Preview) Arriving home, a husband was met by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "The Chemist. He insulted me this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone." The husband drove down to confront the Chemist to demand an apology. Before he could say more than a...	Possum3	0	681	02:11 PM Jul 19, 2020 by Possum3
	Social media. (Preview) *Oh my goodness, these youngsters!! Yesterday I received a friend request from a young attractive girl. ..about 22-23 years old... I was curious. I wanted to know why someone that young wanted to be my fb friend. So I accepted it. Then she started sending me private messages.. She called me handsome...	Possum3	0	547	09:49 AM Jul 19, 2020 by Possum3
	Paddy's war. (Preview) Saddam Hussein was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang. "Hallo, Mr. Hussein!", a heavily accented voice said. "This is P...addy down at the Harp Pub in County Sligo, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!" "Well, Paddy,...	Possum3	0	637	10:38 PM Jul 18, 2020 by Possum3
	Looking After Dogs (Preview)	Sarco Harris	0	613	07:27 PM Jul 18, 2020 by Sarco Harris
	Travel Funnies (Preview) Did you hear the one about the woman who boarded her plane and discovered she'd been assigned a seat in the bathroom? Or how about the bloke who was scheduled for a 47-year layover? And what about the toddler who publicly called out a woman on his flight for having stinky feet? -- Edited by Richie148 on M...	Richie148	6	671	01:34 PM Jul 18, 2020 by Richie148
	rocket scientist (Preview) ** FROM ROLLS-ROYCE STAFF MAGAZINE ** Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist!! (true story).. Scientists at Rolls Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners and military jets all travelling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the fre...	grahos	0	505	11:52 AM Jul 18, 2020 by grahos
	Old Lady. (Preview)	Possum3	0	729	10:05 AM Jul 18, 2020 by Possum3
	Choosing a wife: (Preview) A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup, buys several new outfits and...	Possum3	0	610	04:40 PM Jul 17, 2020 by Possum3
	Joke tuned to a song (Preview) The song, The Purple People Eater tells the story of a strange creature, described as having one-eye, one-horned, and the ability to fly. The creature comes to Earth because it wants to join a rock n roll band. The premise of the song was said to have come from a joke told by Wooley's friends child. Woole...	Possum3	14	1114	04:12 PM Jul 17, 2020 by Craig1
	Escapee. (Preview) A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten metre fence. But the next morning he got out again, and was found roaming around the zoo. A twenty metre fence was put up. But again he got out. When the fence was forty metres high, a camel i...	Possum3	0	563	01:53 PM Jul 17, 2020 by Possum3
	Victoria- The Covid State (Preview)	Bobdown	5	951	11:04 AM Jul 17, 2020 by Cassie63
	OOOPS! (Preview)	Possum3	0	513	10:28 AM Jul 17, 2020 by Possum3
	Feeding Crocodiles. (Preview) Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the River.The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than m...e. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids - I just don't get it.' 'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?' 'Politicians...	Possum3	0	571	08:26 AM Jul 17, 2020 by Possum3
	Social distancing (Preview)	Aus-Kiwi	0	627	07:18 PM Jul 16, 2020 by Aus-Kiwi
	Help Wanted (Preview) A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "Help Wanted. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer." A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and wen...	Possum3	0	649	12:45 PM Jul 16, 2020 by Possum3
	Humorous/Silly Signs. (Preview)	Richie148	1	656	07:23 AM Jul 16, 2020 by Richie148
	Message from the police (Preview) I should not laugh at this, but I did	Tony Bev	2	779	09:09 PM Jul 15, 2020 by Tony Bev
	Today's funnies (Preview)	Bobdown	4	732	06:02 PM Jul 15, 2020 by Richie148
	Sherlock Holmes and Watson (Preview) Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend awake. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions and million...	Richie148	0	512	03:22 PM Jul 15, 2020 by Richie148
	Aussie accent? (Preview) An Australian entered a bar and stood beside a Scotsman. Where are you from, mate? asked the Australian, after they had chatted for a while. Im from the finest country in the whole wide world, said the Scotsman. Are you? said the other. You have a damn funny accent for a Australian.	Possum3	0	650	01:36 PM Jul 15, 2020 by Possum3
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