Just Joking

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

well lets say he probably JUST got home ? or off the road ? Out there at times you gotta do what ya can !! Outback is outback !! Lol in rally days Ive used seat belts to hold suspension to finish !

Mike Harding · Mike Harding

Two old diggers had been out in the bush for ages, their ute had broken down and they were just about on their last legs trying to walk out of the bush and find help. Finally, in the distance, they saw the few buildings and sheds of a small bush town. As they entered town a signpost informed them the town's na...

Des and Jane · Des and Jane

I got pulled over last week for going 12 klm over the speed limit. As the officer started walking up to my car, book in hand, I rolled my windows down. Just then my adorable and apparently INCREDIBLY smart daughter, started screaming from the backseat, Its coming out!!!!! I cant hold it any longer!!...

Craig1 · Craig1

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JayDee · JayDee

A young boy called Kev, about 14 years old was walking down the street dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him.He came up to the doorstep of 'a house of ill repute' and knocked on the door.When the Madam answered it, she saw the boy and asked what he wanted.He said, ''I want to have sex with one of th...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Some will relate to this..........

Bobdown · Bobdown

Bobdown · Bobdown

A bit of an oldie...............

Bobdown · Bobdown

Retiree Mental Fitness Evaluation This test is to ascertain your mental state now. If you get one right you are doing ok, if you get none right you better go for counseling. (I'll meetyou there.) There are 4 test questions. Don't miss one. Giraffe Test How do you put a giraffe into a re...

JayDee · JayDee

You can bet that this has been around before. Little Johnny meets Dan Andrews Chairman Dan was visiting a primary school in Melbourne and visited a fourth grade class. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the Premier if he would like to le...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Funny..........

JayDee · JayDee

LESSON IN GRAMMARIS IT "COMPLETE", "FINISHED" OR "COMPLETELY FINISHED" ? No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words - "Complete" or "Finished".In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by, supposedly, the best in the w...

Craig1 · Craig1

Mike Harding · Mike Harding

The Engineer's Dictionary Major Technological Breakthrough Back to the drawing board. Developed after years of intensive It was discovered by accident. research Modifications are underway to correct We threw the whole thing out and are certain minor difficulties st...

Craig1 · Craig1

-- Edited by Craig1 on Friday 21st of August 2020 09:13:28 PM

Mike Harding · Mike Harding

How To Know When You Are Ready For Parenthood MESS TEST: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands in the wet flower bed and rub on the walls. Cover the stains with crayons. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer. TOY TEST: Obtain a 55-gallon box of Legos. (I...

Mike Harding · Mike Harding

ConsumerMan · ConsumerMan

Who doesnt love a bit of romance

JayDee · JayDee

hree blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Highway Patrol.The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, "So y'all wanna be cops, huh?" The blondes all nodded. The detective got up, opened a file drawer, and pulled out a folder. Sitting back do...

Possum3 · Possum3

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	Fixed . (Preview) well lets say he probably JUST got home ? or off the road ? Out there at times you gotta do what ya can !! Outback is outback !! Lol in rally days Ive used seat belts to hold suspension to finish !	Aus-Kiwi	8	1392	10:52 AM Aug 31, 2020 by Aus-Kiwi
	Koala tea (Preview) Two old diggers had been out in the bush for ages, their ute had broken down and they were just about on their last legs trying to walk out of the bush and find help. Finally, in the distance, they saw the few buildings and sheds of a small bush town. As they entered town a signpost informed them the town's na...	Mike Harding	0	799	08:27 AM Aug 30, 2020 by Mike Harding
	Speeding fine (Preview) I got pulled over last week for going 12 klm over the speed limit. As the officer started walking up to my car, book in hand, I rolled my windows down. Just then my adorable and apparently INCREDIBLY smart daughter, started screaming from the backseat, Its coming out!!!!! I cant hold it any longer!!...	Des and Jane	1	864	08:09 PM Aug 29, 2020 by Aus-Kiwi
	Cinderella (Preview) ----------------------------------------------------------------------	Craig1	0	879	08:40 PM Aug 27, 2020 by Craig1
	It is called getting even no matter the consequences (Preview) A young boy called Kev, about 14 years old was walking down the street dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him.He came up to the doorstep of 'a house of ill repute' and knocked on the door.When the Madam answered it, she saw the boy and asked what he wanted.He said, ''I want to have sex with one of th...	JayDee	0	844	08:42 AM Aug 27, 2020 by JayDee
	British Ad of the Year (Preview) Some will relate to this..........	Bobdown	6	1153	11:04 AM Aug 26, 2020 by Des and Jane
	Cartoons (Preview)	Bobdown	0	896	10:31 AM Aug 26, 2020 by Bobdown
	God loves drunks too (Preview) A bit of an oldie...............	Bobdown	0	707	10:29 AM Aug 26, 2020 by Bobdown
	Retiree Mental Fitness Evaluation (Preview) Retiree Mental Fitness Evaluation This test is to ascertain your mental state now. If you get one right you are doing ok, if you get none right you better go for counseling. *(I'll meetyou there.)* There are 4 test questions. Don't miss one. Giraffe Test** How do you put a giraffe into a re...	Bobdown	4	909	05:13 PM Aug 25, 2020 by Whenarewethere
	Another little Johnny (Preview) You can bet that this has been around before. Little Johnny meets Dan Andrews Chairman Dan was visiting a primary school in Melbourne and visited a fourth grade class. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the Premier if he would like to le...	JayDee	2	1125	10:06 PM Aug 24, 2020 by Bicyclecamper
	A Good Deed (Preview) Funny..........	Bobdown	1	882	10:02 PM Aug 24, 2020 by Bicyclecamper
	Words of Widsom (Preview) LESSON IN GRAMMARIS IT "COMPLETE", "FINISHED" OR "COMPLETELY FINISHED" ? No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words - "Complete" or "Finished".In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by, supposedly, the best in the w...	JayDee	0	717	08:58 AM Aug 24, 2020 by JayDee
	Getting Older (Preview)	Craig1	0	780	04:47 PM Aug 22, 2020 by Craig1
	The Engineer's Dictionary (I like this :) ) (Preview) The Engineer's Dictionary Major Technological Breakthrough Back to the drawing board. Developed after years of intensive It was discovered by accident. research Modifications are underway to correct We threw the whole thing out and are certain minor difficulties st...	Mike Harding	5	1066	08:48 AM Aug 22, 2020 by Greg 1
	brains-could be a public servant also (Preview) -- Edited by Craig1 on Friday 21st of August 2020 09:13:28 PM	Craig1	0	833	09:12 PM Aug 21, 2020 by Craig1
	How To Know When You Are Ready For Parenthood (Preview) How To Know When You Are Ready For Parenthood MESS TEST: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands in the wet flower bed and rub on the walls. Cover the stains with crayons. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer. TOY TEST: Obtain a 55-gallon box of Legos. (I...	Mike Harding	0	647	12:24 PM Aug 21, 2020 by Mike Harding
	New bra (Preview)	Mike Harding	0	776	12:20 PM Aug 21, 2020 by Mike Harding
	Romance (Preview) Who doesnt love a bit of romance	ConsumerMan	0	880	08:21 PM Aug 19, 2020 by ConsumerMan
	More Blonds or what ever colour jokes. (Preview) hree blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Highway Patrol.The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, "So y'all wanna be cops, huh?" The blondes all nodded. The detective got up, opened a file drawer, and pulled out a folder. Sitting back do...	JayDee	0	769	05:42 PM Aug 19, 2020 by JayDee
	Vegan. (Preview)	Possum3	6	941	06:00 PM Aug 18, 2020 by bgt
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