Just Joking

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-- Edited by Possum3 on Tuesday 16th of June 2020 09:01:04 AM

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Husband: My wife is missing. She went to rescue people from the flood yesterday and has not come home... Sergeant at Police Station: ... What is her height? Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant: Colour of e...

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A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $15,000 ring. The man said, 'No, I'd like to see...

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A fifteen-year-old came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, Where did you get that car? He calmly told them, I bought it today. With what money!? demanded his parents. We know what a Porsche costs.... Well, said the boy, this one cost me fifteen dollars. The parents began to yel...

JayDee · JayDee

I do not know if Admin will allow this one.But it appears to be within the rules. Jay&Dee A man is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, "How much ?" The hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a han...

Craig1 · Craig1

more cats A widowed Jewish lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach at Ft. Myers . She looked up and notices that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book.Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversa...

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Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!" Nobody stands up Teacher: "I'm sure there are some stupid students over here!!" Little Johnny stands up Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"... Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."

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A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $20.00. ... "Why so cheap?" she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution and sometimes it say...

dorian · dorian

A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a bar. The priest says, "I believe that God sent his only son to die for our sins" The Imam says, "I believe Allah sent his last prophet to show us how to live" The rabbit says, "I believe I'm a typo."

Possum3 · Possum3

Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?" In a condescending manner, she says, "Which Barbie?" S...

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A woman went to the doctors office for her annual examination. Suddenly, another older doctor noticed her burst out of the examination room, screaming as she ran down the hall. He stopped the hysterical woman and asked her to sit down and relax. Then, he asked her what she was so upset about. A few minut...

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An Aerlingus flight was due to land As they approached Dublin number 1 runway for the first ever landing, the tower heard: PILOT - Bjeesus will ya look how fookin shart dat runway is? CO-PILOT - Yer nat fookin kiddin, Paddy PILOT - Dis is ganna be one a de trickiest landings ever, Shamus !... CO-PILOT - Ye...

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There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just abou...t anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, Now listen, when I die I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I want t...

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On the night of their honeymoon, a newlywed couple has an unfortunate accident, resulting in the amputation of the groom's left foot. Unable to control her grief, the bride calls her mother from the hospital. "Mother," she sobs, "my husband has only one foot." The mother, trying to console her daugh...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Well told in a British accent..........

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	Blonde builders. (Preview) -- Edited by Possum3 on Tuesday 16th of June 2020 09:01:04 AM	Possum3	0	924	09:00 AM Jun 16, 2020 by Possum3
	Missing Person (Preview) Husband: My wife is missing. She went to rescue people from the flood yesterday and has not come home... Sergeant at Police Station: ... What is her height? Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant: Colour of e...	Possum3	0	845	08:48 AM Jun 16, 2020 by Possum3
	Tea is evil. (Preview)	Possum3	0	982	02:34 PM Jun 15, 2020 by Possum3
	Smarter than the average guy. (Preview) A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $15,000 ring. The man said, 'No, I'd like to see...	JayDee	0	943	09:24 AM Jun 15, 2020 by JayDee
	Paddy again. (Preview)	Possum3	0	822	08:16 PM Jun 14, 2020 by Possum3
	Porche. (Preview) A fifteen-year-old came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, Where did you get that car? He calmly told them, I bought it today. With what money!? demanded his parents. We know what a Porsche costs.... Well, said the boy, this one cost me fifteen dollars. The parents began to yel...	Possum3	2	1144	08:26 PM Jun 13, 2020 by erad
	The Outstanding Hooker (Preview) I do not know if Admin will allow this one.But it appears to be within the rules. Jay&Dee A man is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, "How much ?" The hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a han...	JayDee	0	1147	09:43 PM Jun 12, 2020 by JayDee
	cats (Preview) more cats A widowed Jewish lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach at Ft. Myers . She looked up and notices that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book.Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversa...	Craig1	0	1039	05:05 PM Jun 12, 2020 by Craig1
	PADDY (Preview)	Possum3	0	888	01:57 PM Jun 12, 2020 by Possum3
	Little Johnny again. (Preview) Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!" Nobody stands up Teacher: "I'm sure there are some stupid students over here!!" Little Johnny stands up Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"... Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."	Possum3	0	821	01:19 PM Jun 12, 2020 by Possum3
	Burial at sea. (Preview)	Possum3	0	895	01:17 PM Jun 12, 2020 by Possum3
	Cheap Parrot. (Preview) A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $20.00. ... "Why so cheap?" she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution and sometimes it say...	Possum3	0	936	12:23 PM Jun 12, 2020 by Possum3
	A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a bar (Preview) A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a bar. The priest says, "I believe that God sent his only son to die for our sins" The Imam says, "I believe Allah sent his last prophet to show us how to live" The rabbit says, "I believe I'm a typo."	dorian	0	1000	08:08 AM Jun 11, 2020 by dorian
	Barbie. (Preview) Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?" In a condescending manner, she says, "Which Barbie?" S...	Possum3	0	833	05:32 PM Jun 10, 2020 by Possum3
	Rapid response. (Preview) .................................................................................................	Possum3	1	902	01:35 PM Jun 10, 2020 by Craig1
	Dr Examination. (Preview) A woman went to the doctors office for her annual examination. Suddenly, another older doctor noticed her burst out of the examination room, screaming as she ran down the hall. He stopped the hysterical woman and asked her to sit down and relax. Then, he asked her what she was so upset about. A few minut...	Possum3	0	870	11:51 AM Jun 10, 2020 by Possum3
	Paddy & Shamus. (Preview) An Aerlingus flight was due to land As they approached Dublin number 1 runway for the first ever landing, the tower heard: PILOT - Bjeesus will ya look how fookin shart dat runway is? CO-PILOT - Yer nat fookin kiddin, Paddy PILOT - Dis is ganna be one a de trickiest landings ever, Shamus !... CO-PILOT - Ye...	Possum3	0	699	10:04 AM Jun 10, 2020 by Possum3
	For the afterlife. (Preview) There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just abou...t anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, Now listen, when I die I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I want t...	Possum3	0	828	02:02 PM Jun 9, 2020 by Possum3
	Wedding night. (Preview) On the night of their honeymoon, a newlywed couple has an unfortunate accident, resulting in the amputation of the groom's left foot. Unable to control her grief, the bride calls her mother from the hospital. "Mother," she sobs, "my husband has only one foot." The mother, trying to console her daugh...	Possum3	0	707	12:40 PM Jun 9, 2020 by Possum3
	At the Market (Preview) Well told in a British accent..........	Bobdown	0	741	11:19 AM Jun 9, 2020 by Bobdown
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