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It's a rip off - Didn't work for me.

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A family in Moira, Goa was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother Virginia arrived from Canada.It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with nospace left in it.When they opened the lid, they found a letter on top addressed to her brothers and s...

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Sorry, but I need to vent!!!! I experienced the WORST customer service today at a local store. I don't want to mention the name of the store because I'm not sure how I'm going to proceed. Yesterday I bought something from this store. I paid cash for it. I took it home and found out it didn't work. So today...

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Next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders (like a cape) and say "now you're super angry!"She may laugh... She may destroy you..... Why don't women need to wear a watch?Because there is a clock on the stove. What gets easier to pick up the heavier it becomes?A woman. Wh...

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Why are men like lawn mowers?They are very hard to get started, they make yucky smells and half the time they dont even work. How are men like a lino floor?If you are able to lay them correctly the first time, then you are able able to walk all over them for the next twenty five years. One big differe...

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For those of you who are placing Christmas lights / decorations in your garden, can you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together?Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack.I have to brake hard, toss my vodka out the window, hide the we...

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NO ONE BELIEVES SENIORS ANYMORE!An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary.The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.Holding hands, they walked back to their old school.It was not locked, so they entered,...

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Magnarc · Magnarc

A wealthy art collector gets a call from his lawyer, " Saul I have some good news and some bad" "Well lets have the good news first I've hassd a bad day". "Your wife rang me and she has bought a couple of pictures for $5000 dollars that she thinks could be worth 10 million". "Thats great news she has always ha...

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I was hitchhiking on a dark night in the middle of a thunderstorm. Time passed slowly and no vehicles went by. It was raining so hard I could barely see my hand in front of my face.Suddenly I saw a car approaching, moving slowly and appearing ghost-like in the rain. It slowly and silently crept towards me...

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Dave was a single guy, living at home with his father and working in the family business.He knew that he would inherit a fortune once his sickly father died.Dave wanted two things: to learn how to invest his inheritance and, to find a wife to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting, he sp...

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A lady , annoyed because her husband was late coming home again, from golf decided to leave a note, saying, "I've had enough and have left you. Don't bother coming after me."Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen bef...

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In 1998, I was travelling in the beautiful USA, when I met a cowboy who was 84. He was still very active and in good health. I asked the old-timer what was the secret to his longevity.The old man said, "You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal every morning see. If you do that, you'll live to a n...

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Always trust your Mates.............

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A girl was a prostitute, but she did not want her grandma to know.One day the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel and she was among them.The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway.Suddenly the girl's grandma came by and saw her."Why...

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When you get taxed $300 a week and it goes to a bloke on Centrelink you should get a little flyer in the mail updating you on how hes travelling like when you sponsor a kid on world vision. Hope you are well Larry from Doonside

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Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Rooted. (Preview)	Possum3	0	720	09:22 AM Nov 7, 2020 by Possum3
	Fix a Flat. (Preview) It's a rip off - Didn't work for me.	Possum3	0	917	08:53 AM Nov 7, 2020 by Possum3
	Goan Funeral..... (Preview) A family in Moira, Goa was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother Virginia arrived from Canada.It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with nospace left in it.When they opened the lid, they found a letter on top addressed to her brothers and s...	Possum3	0	610	08:47 AM Nov 7, 2020 by Possum3
	Customer service. (Preview) Sorry, but I need to vent!!!! I experienced the WORST customer service today at a local store. I don't want to mention the name of the store because I'm not sure how I'm going to proceed. Yesterday I bought something from this store. I paid cash for it. I took it home and found out it didn't work. So today...	Possum3	0	985	08:30 AM Nov 7, 2020 by Possum3
	Women. (Chauvinistic) (Preview) Next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders (like a cape) and say "now you're super angry!"She may laugh... She may destroy you..... Why don't women need to wear a watch?Because there is a clock on the stove. What gets easier to pick up the heavier it becomes?A woman. Wh...	Possum3	0	773	10:45 PM Nov 6, 2020 by Possum3
	Men. (Preview) Why are men like lawn mowers?They are very hard to get started, they make yucky smells and half the time they dont even work. How are men like a lino floor?If you are able to lay them correctly the first time, then you are able able to walk all over them for the next twenty five years. One big differe...	Possum3	0	564	10:39 PM Nov 6, 2020 by Possum3
	Christmas Lights. (Preview) For those of you who are placing Christmas lights / decorations in your garden, can you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together?Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack.I have to brake hard, toss my vodka out the window, hide the we...	Possum3	0	545	10:21 PM Nov 6, 2020 by Possum3
	No one believes seniors anymore! (Preview) NO ONE BELIEVES SENIORS ANYMORE!An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary.The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.Holding hands, they walked back to their old school.It was not locked, so they entered,...	skins	1	885	08:04 PM Nov 6, 2020 by Bobdown
	Oh yea . Are we getting smarter ?? (Preview)	Aus-Kiwi	3	1036	04:49 PM Nov 6, 2020 by Greg 1
	Rare art. (Preview) A wealthy art collector gets a call from his lawyer, " Saul I have some good news and some bad" "Well lets have the good news first I've hassd a bad day". "Your wife rang me and she has bought a couple of pictures for $5000 dollars that she thinks could be worth 10 million". "Thats great news she has always ha...	Magnarc	1	720	01:35 PM Nov 6, 2020 by Tony Bev
	Ghostly chauffeur. (Preview) I was hitchhiking on a dark night in the middle of a thunderstorm. Time passed slowly and no vehicles went by. It was raining so hard I could barely see my hand in front of my face.Suddenly I saw a car approaching, moving slowly and appearing ghost-like in the rain. It slowly and silently crept towards me...	Possum3	1	732	12:13 PM Nov 6, 2020 by Tony Bev
	Estate Planning: (Preview) Dave was a single guy, living at home with his father and working in the family business.He knew that he would inherit a fortune once his sickly father died.Dave wanted two things: to learn how to invest his inheritance and, to find a wife to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting, he sp...	Possum3	2	639	12:11 PM Nov 6, 2020 by Tony Bev
	I'm leaving. (Preview) A lady , annoyed because her husband was late coming home again, from golf decided to leave a note, saying, "I've had enough and have left you. Don't bother coming after me."Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen bef...	Possum3	1	861	12:08 PM Nov 6, 2020 by Tony Bev
	Little Johnny. (Preview)	Possum3	1	858	12:04 PM Nov 6, 2020 by Tony Bev
	Longevity. (Preview) In 1998, I was travelling in the beautiful USA, when I met a cowboy who was 84. He was still very active and in good health. I asked the old-timer what was the secret to his longevity.The old man said, "You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal every morning see. If you do that, you'll live to a n...	Possum3	1	516	11:40 AM Nov 6, 2020 by Tony Bev
	Christmas Wreath 2020. (Preview)	Possum3	1	609	09:01 AM Nov 5, 2020 by Craig1
	Why we have mates (Preview) Always trust your Mates.............	Bobdown	2	1143	03:51 PM Nov 4, 2020 by grahos
	Fruity. (Preview) A girl was a prostitute, but she did not want her grandma to know.One day the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel and she was among them.The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway.Suddenly the girl's grandma came by and saw her."Why...	Possum3	1	1379	09:49 AM Nov 3, 2020 by Bobdown
	Information appreciated (Preview) When you get taxed $300 a week and it goes to a bloke on Centrelink you should get a little flyer in the mail updating you on how hes travelling like when you sponsor a kid on world vision. Hope you are well Larry from Doonside	Aus-Kiwi	0	694	09:01 AM Nov 3, 2020 by Aus-Kiwi
	Two babies. (Preview)	Possum3	2	1306	03:15 PM Nov 2, 2020 by grahos
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