Just Joking

Bobdown · Bobdown

The dead horse A young man named Donald bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Donald's house and said, Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died. Donald replied, Well, then just give me my money back. The far...

Bobdown · Bobdown

They are out there.........

Bobdown · Bobdown

Story of my life..............

Bobdown · Bobdown

Every year in Bangkok , the men have a beauty contest to see if they're more gorgeous than the women. Here is an example. The answers are at the bottom, but don't cheat by going there first. In each of the following photos, try to guess which member of the couple is a girl and which is a guy. There are 6...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

A Buddhist, a Christian & Bob Hawk had a meeting with God. God told them to go back to your people and tell them the world is going to end. The Buddhist went back and told the people, I have some bad news and some even worse news. There is a God and the world is going to end. The Christian went back and told t...

Bobdown · Bobdown

WHAT THE DOCTORS ARE REALLY SAYING ABOUT COVID So ..... Medical experts were asked if it is now time to ease the lockdown Allergists were in favour of scratching it, but Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but Neurologists tho...

Craig1 · Craig1

What's worse? A man went to the Harborview Medical Center in Seattle, Washington, to have his wedding ring cut off his penis.According to the nurse attending the operation, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket. She didn't know he was married and she was so mad she used petrole...

fwdoz · fwdoz

There is a convention of Doctors from all over the world arguing over who is the most advanced.An Israeli doctor says: In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a mans testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work.A German doctor says: Thats nothing, in Germany, we too...

Craig1 · Craig1

What deep things retired men think aboutI mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing."The reason I said "nothing" instead o...

fwdoz · fwdoz

In the year 2020, the Lord came to Noah who was living in Australia and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans." He gave Noah the blueprints, saying, "You hav...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Not as dirty as you think, get your mind above your navel.............. Cheers Bob

Craig1 · Craig1

Maybe not a joke, but All you Mexicans need to do your 5km drive at least 20 times a day. One of our 4, yes thats right, we only have 4, Oil refineries is struggling, no demand, they are considering shutting down ! Despite ripping all of us for how many years, a small down turn and they want to slam the bag. So c...

Bobdown · Bobdown

3 ways to fail.............

fwdoz · fwdoz

Bobdown · Bobdown

Funny one..............

Bobdown · Bobdown

Good joke.........

Mike Harding · Mike Harding

It Snowed Last Night 8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman as well. 8:17 - My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:20 - The gay couple l...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Good English humour............

fwdoz · fwdoz

-- Edited by fwdoz on Sunday 6th of September 2020 06:16:22 PM

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

-- Edited by Aus-Kiwi on Tuesday 8th of September 2020 03:06:05 PM

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	The dead horse (Preview) The dead horse A young man named Donald bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Donald's house and said, Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died. Donald replied, Well, then just give me my money back. The far...	Bobdown	0	757	03:48 PM Sep 18, 2020 by Bobdown
	CANDIDATES FOR THIS YEAR'S DARWIN AWARDS (Preview) They are out there.........	Bobdown	0	856	10:16 AM Sep 18, 2020 by Bobdown
	Sex Discussion (Preview) Story of my life..............	Bobdown	0	671	10:15 AM Sep 18, 2020 by Bobdown
	PICK OUT THE GUY - NO CHEATING (Preview) Every year in Bangkok , the men have a beauty contest to see if they're more gorgeous than the women. Here is an example. The answers are at the bottom, but don't cheat by going there first. In each of the following photos, try to guess which member of the couple is a girl and which is a guy. There are 6...	Bobdown	0	535	10:13 AM Sep 18, 2020 by Bobdown
	The world is going to end (Preview) A Buddhist, a Christian & Bob Hawk had a meeting with God. God told them to go back to your people and tell them the world is going to end. The Buddhist went back and told the people, I have some bad news and some even worse news. There is a God and the world is going to end. The Christian went back and told t...	Whenarewethere	1	1137	09:45 PM Sep 17, 2020 by kirky
	WHAT THE DOCTORS ARE REALLY SAYING ABOUT COVID (Preview) WHAT THE DOCTORS ARE REALLY SAYING ABOUT COVID So ..... Medical experts were asked if it is now time to ease the lockdown Allergists were in favour of scratching it, but Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but Neurologists tho...	Bobdown	1	813	04:31 PM Sep 17, 2020 by fwdoz
	whats worse (Preview) What's worse? A man went to the Harborview Medical Center in Seattle, Washington, to have his wedding ring cut off his penis.According to the nurse attending the operation, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket. She didn't know he was married and she was so mad she used petrole...	Craig1	0	1229	05:03 PM Sep 16, 2020 by Craig1
	The worlds most advanced doctors (Preview) There is a convention of Doctors from all over the world arguing over who is the most advanced.An Israeli doctor says: In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a mans testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work.A German doctor says: Thats nothing, in Germany, we too...	fwdoz	12	1696	03:27 PM Sep 16, 2020 by fwdoz
	retired thoughts (Preview) What deep things retired men think aboutI mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing."The reason I said "nothing" instead o...	Craig1	0	1096	09:02 PM Sep 14, 2020 by Craig1
	Noah and the Ark in 2020 (Preview) In the year 2020, the Lord came to Noah who was living in Australia and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans." He gave Noah the blueprints, saying, "You hav...	fwdoz	1	1194	05:44 PM Sep 13, 2020 by bilbo
	How to satisfy two women at once with your pants off (Preview) Not as dirty as you think, get your mind above your navel.............. Cheers Bob	Bobdown	0	1569	05:01 PM Sep 12, 2020 by Bobdown
	Calling on ALL Victorians (Preview) Maybe not a joke, but All you Mexicans need to do your 5km drive at least 20 times a day. One of our 4, yes thats right, we only have 4, Oil refineries is struggling, no demand, they are considering shutting down ! Despite ripping all of us for how many years, a small down turn and they want to slam the bag. So c...	Craig1	2	1401	09:19 AM Sep 12, 2020 by Rob Driver
	Sobriety Test Fail (Preview) 3 ways to fail.............	Bobdown	2	1708	02:18 PM Sep 11, 2020 by Tony Bev
	Which one? (Preview)	fwdoz	0	1572	03:50 PM Sep 10, 2020 by fwdoz
	Crime doesn't pay... (Preview) Funny one..............	Bobdown	2	2007	09:35 PM Sep 9, 2020 by Tony Bev
	Theory v Reality (Preview) Good joke.........	Bobdown	4	1733	09:17 PM Sep 9, 2020 by Tony Bev
	The snowman (Preview) It Snowed Last Night 8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman as well. 8:17 - My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:20 - The gay couple l...	Mike Harding	2	1634	08:19 PM Sep 8, 2020 by grahos
	Last Request (Preview) Good English humour............	Bobdown	0	1683	05:24 PM Sep 8, 2020 by Bobdown
	Leaked Document (Preview) -- Edited by fwdoz on Sunday 6th of September 2020 06:16:22 PM	fwdoz	2	1535	04:49 PM Sep 8, 2020 by Whenarewethere
	Reversing (Preview) -- Edited by Aus-Kiwi on Tuesday 8th of September 2020 03:06:05 PM	Aus-Kiwi	0	1638	03:03 PM Sep 8, 2020 by Aus-Kiwi
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