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The C0ckroach
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A guy was sitting in his living room reading a book when there was a knock on the door. When he answered it there stood a giant c0akroach who punched the guy in the face and then ran away. The guy was amazed and couldn't work out what had happened. Next day he was reading his book again and once again there wa...
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The Chicken
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A duck waddled up to the side of the road and as he did a chicken ran up to him and said "Don't do it, you'll never hear the end of it!!"
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Injury increase
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Old technology
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He is only One Ronnie now........
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Another over reaction re virus
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Meanwhile in Kaikohe... 9am at kaikohe Countdown, a line of old people were waiting for the 9am opening for Seniors only. A young man comes out of his car and tried to cut into the front of the line, but an old kuia beats him back into the parking lot with her tokotoko. The young nanakia tries again to cut...
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Locked up with kids.
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Parenting the teenages Maiden. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=przuq9TDUFE
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So hugely perfectly negative!
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A lesson on grammar.
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On his 74th birthday, an old man received a gift certificate from his wife...The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.After being persuaded to go, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket...
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WE USE A PLUNGER WHEN OUR DRAIN IS BLOCKED......
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Help
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Toilet paper
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Irish moose
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Happy St Paddys!!!! Two Irishmen flew to Canada on a hunting trip. They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose, and they managed to bag six. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said that the plane could take only four moose. The two lads objected str...
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Day 7
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Day 10
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Sitting around the house
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Yesterday my daughter emailed me, again, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time, "like sitting around the house, relaxing isn't a good thing.She is "only thinking of me," she said, and suggested, I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the fellas.So, I did and when I got home...
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rockin chair
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4 times Two elderly residents, a man and a woman, were alone in the lounge room of their nursing home one evening.The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what you're wanting. For $5 I'll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair." The old lady looked surprised but di...
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Monday's funnies
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Making music with old computer hardware
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My earlier attempt to post a similar topic was flagged as spam. Hopefully this one gets through. https://www.youtube.com/user/sh4dowww90/videos Bohemian Rhapsody, Danger Zone, Jump, Born to be Wild, Mission Impossible, Africa, Sweet Dreams, Hawaii Five-O, Final Countdown . . ....
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No Joke
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The Colonoscopy Now I've been around the world a bit I've had my share of strife Yeah anyway you look at it I've led a pretty varied life I've faced my fears when duty called cause I never quit you see but if you want to see what fear is just mention " Colonoscopy ". See I did that test for bo...
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No Greenie No
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