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Diagnostic
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One day, at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind o...f money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Aldi. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong an...
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0
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1017
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Bubba's dead.
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Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Darryl and Gary. The three men had always done everything together!!!!! Darryl arrived first and when the mortician pulled back the sheet Darryl said, Yup, h...
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1038
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Scammers
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If you buy stuff on line, check out the seller carefully. Be careful what you purchase on eBay. A friend has just spent $100 on a penis enlarger. Bastards sent him a magnifying glass. The only instructions said, "Do not use in the sunlight.
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Bobdown
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0
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785
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Hey !!!!Possum
(Preview)
Were you ever a comedy script writer for say Mr.Bob Hope. Anyway ... Thank you for all the great jokes that you post. Enjoy each and every one. I am guessing that when I post a joke, that somewhere back along the track you may already have posted same. Thanks again Jay&Dee
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JayDee
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Peace at last.
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The Israelis and Arabs realised that if they continued fighting, they would someday end up destroying the whole world, so they decided to settle their dispute with an ancient practice. A duel of two, like David and Goliath, in the form of a dog fight. The negotiators agreed each side would take 5 years...
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2
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1034
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Heavenly milk
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. Now, There's One Way to Make Someone Feel Better...The wise old Mother Superior from County Tipperary was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused it. One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen. Rememb...
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JayDee
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830
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smart old bird.
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An old classic worth revisiting...... A farmer stopped by the local mechanic's shop to have his truck fixed...They couldn't do it while he waited: so, as he didn't live far, he said he would just walk home.On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He the...
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JayDee
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742
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Gas meter.
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Two natural gas company workers a senior training supervisor and a young trainee were out checking meters in a suburban neighbourhood. They parked their truck at the end of an alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house, a woman looking out her kitchen window watched the two men as the...
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0
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809
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Anniversary.
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A man comes down for breakfast one morning to find that his wife has cooked his favourite meal. As they sit down and begin eating, he says nothing. When his wife couldn't stand the silence any longer she blurts out, "Don't you know what today is?" Again he says nothing. Being beside herself, she spoke ra...
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853
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Bird calls
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Bobdown
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1
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1109
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Park bench love
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Keep your eye out........
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Bobdown
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1
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796
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Golf Hit.
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Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down t...
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0
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617
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Almost unbelievable ads.
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Can you believe these Old Commercials !
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761
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Brave man jokes.
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1008
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Vaseline
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A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. ...Im doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product? She said, Yes. My husband and I use it all the time. If you dont mind my ask...
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892
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Effort required.
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Walking into the factory, the MD noticed a guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing. He calmly said to the young man, "How much do you earn?" "I earn $2000.0 a month, Sir. WHY?" Without answering, MD took out his wallet, and gave him $6000.00 cash saying, "Around here I pay people for working not sta...
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871
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The truth of the matter.
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An old station hand named Billy was overseeing his stock in a remote pasture in the outback when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Bryony suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the old man, "If I tell y...
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823
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New Years Wish
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Bobdown
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2
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1003
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The Rope Trick
(Preview)
https://www.wimp.com/mac-kings-infamous-rope-trick/
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JayDee
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1120
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Italian trip.
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A woman was at the local salon having her hair styled for an upcoming trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? Its crowded and dirty. Youre crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there? Were taking Continental,...
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