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Quite popular
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Colin was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Colin how about Tom Cruise?""Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Colin and his boss fly out to Holl...
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fwdoz
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906
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Clever Cat
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It could play for Man U.............
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Bobdown
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3
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852
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Catfish.
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2
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903
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Fishing.
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1
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809
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Degree of Difference.
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A young girl who was writing a paper for school came to her father and asked: Dad, what is the difference between anger and exasperation? The father replied: It is mostly a matter of degree. Let me show you what I mean. With that the father went to the telephone and dialled a number at random. To the man who...
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828
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Dog with Chinese name.
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Whether you own a dog or not, you must appreciate the efforts of the sweet elderly pensioner lady when trying to find a good home for her enormous German Shepherd watch and guard dog . She placed the following advert in the local newspaper Free to good home ,excellent guard dog ,owner is a pensioner a...
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0
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727
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Irish.
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807
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Condom Presentation.
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1013
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80's.
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841
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PPE
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718
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Anniversary.
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733
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Great sayings
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PphPhilosophers Of the 20th Century ... ~ Jean Kerr... The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. ~ Prince Philip... When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. ~ Harrison Ford... Wood burns faster when you hav...
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Bobdown
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1
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1060
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In California.
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You may have heard on the news about a Southern California man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also featured a secret escape tunnel. By Southern California standards, so...
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1
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576
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Nose.
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1
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725
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Electric fence.
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708
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Paperwork correct, Sir.
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656
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Biggest step in relationship.
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797
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New car.
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636
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Drunks.
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Two drunk friends are walking along when one says to the other: What a beautiful night. Look at that moon! The other drunk stops and looks at his friend. You are wrong. Thats not the moon, thats the sun! Both continued arguing for a while when they came upon another drunk walking along. So they stopped hi...
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653
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School in these times.
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640
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