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Nurturing crocodile.
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Time and Motion Study!
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Don't drop your spoon.......
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Did you know this
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An assistant to Donald Trump told him she had a fantastic dream last night. There was a huge parade down Pennsylvania Avenue celebrating Trump. Millions lined the parade route, cheering when the President went past. Bands were playing; children were throwing confetti into the air; there were ball...
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A misogynistic view...
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A misogynistic view... A bookseller asked a woman, "Which book has helped you most in life? The woman replied, "My husband's cheque book!!" A prospective husband in a book store asks, "Do you have a book called 'Husband, the Master of the House?'"Sales gi...
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Nationalities
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Picture if you will a hill. On the top of the hill is a house with a red light outside it. On one side of the hill is a man walking up the hill, the other side of the hill another man walking down the hill. Inside the house is a man and a woman on a bed. Observing all this from a helicopter hovering above is another...
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Italian Lover
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mama The Italian Lover. A virile middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido, was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blond woman. Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his be...
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A few funnies
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Fishing.
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Possum3
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Sex during lockdown
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Bobdown
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Wrong diagnosis
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Bobdown
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Chasing girls.
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Possum3
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Blonde builders.
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-- Edited by Possum3 on Tuesday 16th of June 2020 09:01:04 AM
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Missing Person
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Husband: My wife is missing. She went to rescue people from the flood yesterday and has not come home... Sergeant at Police Station: ... What is her height? Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant: Colour of e...
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Tea is evil.
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Possum3
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Smarter than the average guy.
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A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $15,000 ring. The man said, 'No, I'd like to see...
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Paddy again.
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Porche.
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A fifteen-year-old came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, Where did you get that car? He calmly told them, I bought it today. With what money!? demanded his parents. We know what a Porsche costs.... Well, said the boy, this one cost me fifteen dollars. The parents began to yel...
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The Outstanding Hooker
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I do not know if Admin will allow this one.But it appears to be within the rules. Jay&Dee A man is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, "How much ?" The hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a han...
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cats
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more cats A widowed Jewish lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach at Ft. Myers . She looked up and notices that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book.Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversa...
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Craig1
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PADDY
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