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Circle Flies.
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A farmer got pulled over by a police officer for speeding. The officer started to lecture the farmer about his speed and began to throw his weight around, trying to make the farmer uncomfortable. Finally, the officer got around to writing out the ticket. As he was doing that he kept swatting at some fli...
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0
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542
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Arthritis.
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687
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Actual Gummi Bears reviews (Sugar Free)
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https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-SUGAR-Classic-Gummi-Bears/product-reviews/B006J1FBLM?fbclid=IwAR0nrLD9H6ZUpNAxd6fouLFoZDsthHOHReUmBJaFCDbFCplxYvrCKYBcHGo
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0
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612
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Mushrooms.
(Preview)
A Wife wanted to serve her guests mushroom-smothered steak, but she had no mushrooms and no time to buy them. Her husband suggested, "Why don't you go pick some... of the mushrooms that are growing wild down by the stream? "No, some wild mushrooms are poisonous." "Well, I've seen wildlife eating them...
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626
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Attending Church In Chicago
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When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby church, I decided to go there and check them out in person. As soon as I sat down, Reverend Sharpton came over to me. I do not know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the church? He laid his hands on my shoulder an...
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743
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College Graduate.
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Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources worker asked a young engineer fresh out of university what starting salary he was looking for. The engineer said: In the neighbourhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package. Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks hol...
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593
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Paddy again.
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0
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772
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Senior.
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0
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686
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Fresh Sausages
(Preview)
I get a lot of these candid camera type videos, not really a fan of them...........though this isn't too bad Cheers Bob
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624
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Little Johnny
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Its X-Mass lunch, all the family and relo's are sitting around the table and its decided that Johnny should say grace. Ok, says Johnny, I'm going to pray like mummy. Dear God, Oh God, don't stop, Oh God, Jesus yes, oh God!
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Hendo
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0
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636
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Cops around the World.
(Preview)
How do you tell the difference between an Australian Police Officer, an English Police Officer, an American Police Officer and a Scottish police officer? The answer is found below.... Suddenly, an armed man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you and screaming something that...
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533
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Golf challenge
(Preview)
A young man, who was also an avid golfer, found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured that if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in nine holes before he had to head home. Just as he was about to tee off, an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany the y...
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544
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Viagra diet.
(Preview)
A woman asks her husband at breakfast time "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?" He declines. Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now.... "It's this Viagra," he says. It's really taken the edge off my appetite." At lunchtime, she ask...
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681
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Farmer Brown.
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587
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Ouch !!
(Preview)
Just a little pecker..............
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912
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Monday's Funnies
(Preview)
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "your first job will be to sweep out the store." "But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly. "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that...
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971
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Aussie lingo
(Preview)
Quite funny......but true.
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952
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Dorito's Ad
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Bobdown
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1
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604
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The Chemist.
(Preview)
Arriving home, a husband was met by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "The Chemist. He insulted me this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone." The husband drove down to confront the Chemist to demand an apology. Before he could say more than a...
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700
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Social media.
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*Oh my goodness, these youngsters!! Yesterday I received a friend request from a young attractive girl. ..about 22-23 years old... I was curious. I wanted to know why someone that young wanted to be my fb friend. So I accepted it. Then she started sending me private messages.. She called me handsome...
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